23 Pictures You Will Relate With As A KDian (Part 2)

23 Pictures You Will Relate With As A KDian (Part 2)

DISCLAIMER: The following is not to be taken seriously. Things have obviously been exaggerated for comical effect. IT IS ALL BANTZ. We will not be held responsible for whatever offense you take if you carry on reading. J

  1. Us, when we see an article that remotely mentions MGMs and we wait for Ambivalentone, Chuck and Max to show up:20160724_161534
  1. KDians and “Where Can I Kiss You?”images %283%29                                                                                One and the same
  1. Us, after all of Chuck’s big oyibo, and then he dropped his debut article:IMG_20160824_092001                                                                             Edakun Shoro Niyen?
  1. KDians when we saw an Alpha Papi comment20160628_152947                                                                                 Evil Creature!!!!
  1. When Alpha Papi finally “left”20161002_102159                                                                              A thing of celebration!!!!
  1. Only to be replaced by Chizzieface-baby-judge                                                                        WHYYYYYY!!!!
  1. When you leave a KD post with 10 comments in the morning and come back and meet 150:20160705_232109
  1. But then you can’t carry last, so you get the comment reading package ready:20161002_101244
  1. Lord, when he always found a way to work the size of his banana into a comment:IMG_20160628_145100                                                 With God all things are possible
  1. Gad, when it’d been 5 minutes and he hadn’t preached the “good word yet”:images %285%29
  1. In the early days, Dennis Macaulay breathes, and the DM fan boys:1106
  1. Macaulay whenever she smelt them hoes coming for her man:20160811_002532                                                                                 As per ready to roast
  1. Dennis Macaulay fans when Mrs. Macaulay finally park comot:20160705_221830                                                                                       YASSSSSSSSSSS!!!
  1. Only to hear that another Mrs. Macaulay has moved in:IMG-20161002-WA0000                                                               Biko Where did this one come from?
  1. Mandy, when a new KD post drops:ezgif.com-video-to-gif                                                                              Must be first to comment!!!
  1. Us, when Truth says he isn’t Max:images
  1. Us, when Teflondon manages to make a comment without mentioning how “rich” he is:Raven_wow_clap_p2p257                                                                                    Wow. A miracle!
  1. Flashback to the glory days of the Lipstick Gang vs. Teflondon themviola-davis                                                                 Because the comments were always lit AF
  1. Headline: *Orlando Bloom nudes leaked*, and KD Power Bottoms, The Size Queen Division be like:penis-e1468410555735                                      5 inch Banana is not worthy of being mistaken for Plantain please!!

 

  1. When you see a Masked Man article and you know things are about to get nasty and dirty:20160705_231741                                                                                MMMHmmmmmmmm!
  1. Me patiently waiting for my personal Melania Trump to lift this article:waiting-lisa
  1. When you see a Dimkpa/Absalom comment or article and prepare to have your wig snatched:Beyonce_Ivy_Park_yjuj1o
  1. Me forever watching y’alls drama like: IMG_20160828_201523                                                                                 Keep it coming please!

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  1. Simba
    October 22, 05:00 Reply

    Okay…. Hhhahahahahahhahahhah

  2. Mandy
    October 22, 06:14 Reply

    ?????? Deola, my God will judge you! In fact the thunder that will fire you is coming from ISIS. Nonsense!

  3. Dubem
    October 22, 06:15 Reply

    ????????????
    Oh this is fucking hilarious! And it takes me back, memories mehn! Those days of the Lipstick gang used to be lit!

  4. Queen Blue Fox
    October 22, 06:31 Reply

    So now Dennis and Deola are now writing articles together? interesting.

    • ambivalentone
      October 22, 09:17 Reply

      I am not understanding myself. Too reminiscent of all dese lecturers wey dey always scramble for ‘assistant writer’ in dem journals with a high IF

  5. Jo
    October 22, 07:10 Reply

    Deola and Dennis?…looks like straight outta a wedding invite. Nsogbu adiro…

  6. KryxxX
    October 22, 07:33 Reply

    Lmaoooo! ???

    You guys is not well oh!

    Well, Dennis Macaulay was so so exotic when I came in here first! The way I painted him in my mind eh! Chaiiiiiii! A 120yrds mixture of lace, Swiss voile, coupon lace, hollandaise, cord lace and akwete husband material. He writes and I am blushing. He replies your comment and your ovaries be flying to the moon. Espekelekwe! But now….. .? let’s just say we no better.
    And that meme of us preparing a knife for Mrs Macaulay iz not it biko! I strangled that aunty a million times! Cockblocker oshi!!!! You wouldn’t want us to be nwunnye di, you wouldn’t want us to be side chick’s! Oginidi nwanyi!!! Tufiakwa!

    • Pink Panther
      October 22, 07:40 Reply

      That was Mrs. Macaulay preparing the knife for you thirsty hoes. 😀

      • KryxxX
        October 22, 07:52 Reply

        Oooooooh! Iwe oku did not allow me to comman see Road well. That woman be vexing person!

    • Witch
      October 22, 07:49 Reply

      lol! i swear! like I was dying to see how hot and selxxxxxi this Macaulay guy will look with his exquisite English and demeanour…… then i saw, and I just… sigh!

      • KryxxX
        October 22, 07:57 Reply

        Hey hey hey!!!! Just hollit there! DM is still sexy biko! Don’t comman finish what I did not start oh! Lol!

        And Don’t even get me started with the culinary skills self! Jollof rice king of life! ????????

      • ambivalentone
        October 22, 08:44 Reply

        Ahhh yes. You are the dude with the arrestingly bewitching looks??

      • Mandy
        October 22, 09:36 Reply

        ?? Everyone has a testimony.

    • ambivalentone
      October 22, 08:48 Reply

      Na from u I learn ‘ehspekelekwe’. Wondered where I had picked that up

  7. KryxxX
    October 22, 07:37 Reply

    And I don’t know if you guys purposely left oga Peak’s comments that wee long and pass the main article or iz it coming out in part 3???

    **asking for the ndi “no time for long ass articles” ***? ? ? ? ?

  8. johnny
    October 22, 07:42 Reply

    The only thing I see is the COLLABO
    THEY HAVE COLLABO #petersvoice

  9. Peak
    October 22, 08:02 Reply

    Ok this is super-duper-dope

  10. Philips
    October 22, 08:34 Reply

    The way I fancied DM that time shaaaaaa ????

  11. ambivalentone
    October 22, 08:42 Reply

    Well, the novelty wore off fast. Memes were on point but I kinda hoped the subsequent relateables would be funnier still. The Melania Trump one tho????

    KD History lessons are important at this point. I don’t think Alpha-papi was mean. He loved to be an idiot. Chizzie was/IS an aMEANable bitch and he pulled his crowd

  12. #Chestnut
    October 22, 08:47 Reply

    LMAO! I live for these! deola and dennis, “where can I kiss u guys” Pls? hehehe…
    and all of u in d comment section that are looking for dennis’s trouble, God is watching u ooo! lol

    • Mandy
      October 22, 09:38 Reply

      ????
      The ‘was blind now I can see’ testimonies are everywhere.

  13. Kerr
    October 22, 08:50 Reply

    The Personal Melania Trump meme tho ….. ???????

  14. YOU-KNOW-WHO
    October 22, 09:58 Reply

    KD used to be fun no doubt. If only PINKY was not so mean on previous readers and allowed a bit more freedom. YES KD has 3000 readers according to recent survey but Imagine a KD with the above mentioned monikers all still constantly commenting, KD could have had 100k readers by now.

    This was funny but the previous one was more funny.

    • ambivalentone
      October 22, 10:39 Reply

      Errrr its not an imagination. Its THE reality. Still, u cannot force ppl to comment. I have this VERY annoying friend who claims he can bully me. Very vocal nonsense. I have pleaded and begged him to comment more often SO unless u av a magic wand to wish stalites away and freshers to comment, zip it

  15. Stein Macauley
    October 22, 10:09 Reply

    ????. 98%true, 100% hilarious… ?I came from heaven, you can ask Dennis yourself….I’m an angel ?

    • Brian Collins
      October 22, 17:17 Reply

      KryxxX bia o. Is it acid wee we pour on this one now? Abi we go carry am go drop inside Lagos Lagoon?

      • KryxxX
        October 22, 18:45 Reply

        Hapugodi this one let him be dancing atilogwu! O ga amata ihe oku ji nti oke eme! Tomorrow during our Umuada of KD(A.K.A Umunnwanyi na agaga/doing tinz ladies) monthly meeting, we put him in our agenda. Might mix acid and drowning self!
        Ehem! B4 it gbafuola my mind, Tell Zileyfa that it is Jumping horse hollandaise we are wearing oh! Rose pink and yellow blouse.

  16. Rapum
    October 22, 11:13 Reply

    This. Is. Dope. You guys just made my morning. Thank you.

  17. Sinnex
    October 22, 11:17 Reply

    Lol…

    I miss the e-war days.

  18. Chizzie
    October 22, 15:12 Reply

    Loool. Funny. But ehmm the bit abt the mechanic that was Mrs Macauley, I don’t think any body was that bothered about them, assuming it wasn’t just a figment of Dennis’ imagination, which we’ll all agree was extremely active in its 2014 days. And neither is anyone bothered abt whoever he’s with now.

    Who ever that is, is taking one for the team as far as I’m concerned

  19. Brian Collins
    October 22, 17:21 Reply

    Hehehehehehehe. The glory days of the Lipstick gang.
    Rumour has it that Max was kicked out of the gang because his lipstick was laced with poison ivy.
    Good one guys. This was a fun read.

    • posh6666
      October 23, 10:08 Reply

      Lool how dramatic! I agree sha that bitch is poisonous.

  20. Pags
    October 23, 09:40 Reply

    Chizzie I missed you!!!!!

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