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  1. Mandy
    March 20, 2020

    Your parents are proof that homophobic ignorance can sometimes work in our favour. Imagine knowing so little about sexuality that condoms and a (fabricated) story was enough to convince your parents that you’re no longer gay. As if it was that easy. lol. The shock they’re sha in for in the future, seeing as you’re not even ready to let Jesus in Heaven deter you from staying gay. 😀

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  2. Delle
    March 20, 2020

    Your parents were comfortable with you presenting used condoms to them to prove your newly found heterosexuality!???

    *shudders*

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    • trystham
      March 20, 2020

      I was irritated

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      • Lanre
        March 20, 2020

        Would you like to be more specific please

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      • trystham
        March 21, 2020

        It doesn’t irritate you?? Having to present used condoms or left over condoms to your parents as proof that u r sexually active?
        The image playing in my head is downright disgusting.
        “Daddy, look at the condoms u bought for me. I used two last night” while u skip joyfully around him…smh

        Please, exercise caution with you new found freedom. Protection ALWAYS

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    • Bennet
      March 20, 2020

      Just as shook as you are, yo. Just as shook as you are.

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    • Lanre
      March 20, 2020

      Actually not used condoms but remnants of the unused one.

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      • Delle
        March 20, 2020

        I understand they’re your parents but you shouldn’t try to defend them right now. Just don’t.

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  3. Higwe
    March 20, 2020

    Premarital sex is a taboo to Nigerian parents unless you’re a gay son they are trying to straighten. 😎😁

    Anyway keep us updated….would like to know how you’re morphing into your new life.

    ********************

    Speaking about obodo oyibo …. Sim, what in the name of Corona was that workout? 🤣😂😂😁

    I was trying to show this big head something and your vid popped up 😁 and he was like ” now I see why your data no dey last ” 😂😂😁

    But na Marvin dey finish my data sha.
    If you’re not on his greenlist , you’re wrong .
    What better way to spend your time and money in this time of Corona 😎.

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  4. Jay
    March 20, 2020

    Guess I’ve been using Grindr wrongly all these years, imagine I haven’t meet a single gay in the city of Ilorin and rainbow Jesus don dey shower you blessings “in the abroad” 🤦
    Sighs… rainbow Jesus, have mercy on your rainbow son😫

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    • Gblex
      March 29, 2020

      Haba,ẹ no too difficult na

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  5. Persimmon
    March 20, 2020

    Yup. It shows your distance, but I personally prefer to turn it off so my profiledoes carry the distance apart. As sometimes when I’m at some places I don’t want people predicting location or who I am…or when I’m getting some action if other users on the app see you are at the same distance (ft or miles) with another person, them go assume say una dey gbensh. I have used it several times to guess who’s fucking who in my city and it isn’t really rocket science…

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