According to Uber-Facts…III
It begs the question: Who scored this record, a Top fucking a Bottom, or a man fucking a woman? 🙂
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47 Comments
A-non
January 06, 04:35If you ask me, na who I go ask?
Ace
January 06, 04:42Abegi all na wash! How dem conduct this kain survey? Oga make dem dey well.
gad
January 06, 04:50No 2 could be correct but I have a lot of doubts about no 1
A-non
January 06, 04:53And your assumption is premised on….
Lord II
January 06, 04:54Oh boi with only an average of 24mins???? Naaa it must be a man to a woman jo….why? coz ave known some tops to have gone on way longer and even after 5 mins of landing back on earth he asked to go again and d bottom (if I recall well was a hausa boi) just eyed us and reset his chute….ahhhhh! Mbanu a woman seriously WONT deal with some power bottoms!
Stickysly
January 06, 04:59It is my belief that the figure is padded.
As Nigerians, we tend to pump ourselves up and have an over bloated impression of our abilities.
Simply put: many Nigerians lied during the survey.
Dennis Macauley
January 06, 05:37No we dont!
24 minutes?
That’s just for take off na! Mid air and landing nko?
Some “pilots” need waaaaay more than 24 minutes.
****sips Arabian coffee****
Mr Kassy
January 06, 05:30The survey is based on KD’s Mr tea pounDing Mrs tea.*pouts innocently*Thank me later boys/MEEEEN!
Dennis Macauley
January 06, 05:35Does this your comment in anyway refer to me?
***cold icy stare***
Max
January 06, 06:14Dennis I have a question for you…
Dennis Macauley
January 06, 06:33Max shoot, but erm remember I have vicious dogs before asking!
Oya am listening!
Max
January 06, 06:35What’s the breed of your dog?
Dennis Macauley
January 06, 07:45There is a rot and a German Shepherd. I prefer German sheps tho, as they are so sweet and teachable as well as incredibly smart. They are quick to know who your friend is and won’t bark at them next time they visit.
Rots to me are divas and very high maintenance! Bitch won’t eat eba, won’t eat anything that doesn’t have meat or fish smell, but the German Shepherd eats everything.
pinkpanthertb
January 06, 07:47We’re talking about dogs, right?
Max
January 06, 07:56German Shepherd… Thats the answer I was looking for.. So I was right @Pinkie.
pinkpanthertb
January 06, 07:57Eh-eh, don’t just drag me into this conspiratorial talk. *fleeing*
Max
January 06, 08:10You’re already in it dear.. So drag your Lil butt out here and let’s finish this…
Dennis Macauley
January 06, 08:10@Max
***gasp***
Now I know why you were asking! OMG! You devious little knix!
LOL
***off to fly toy planes***
Two can play that game baby
pinkpanthertb
January 06, 08:12Hehehehehee!!! Good Lord. Dennis. Max. Y’all behave yourselves now.
Max
January 06, 08:18Hahahahahaha @Pinky, you emebo… I’ll get you for this… I surely will..
You had inside help @Dennis..
pinkpanthertb
January 06, 08:27I did not do anything oooo! Aswear! Dennis happens to be as good an investigator as you. 😛
Max
January 06, 08:33Oh really, good to know ☺
Dennis Macauley
January 06, 09:24Sweetheart in a former life I was in the CIA.
Leave PP out of this, I had no help. I just connected the dots a long time ago
Max
January 06, 09:41Gini?? Long time ago?? *looks @You with side eye**
Masked Man
January 06, 05:39Labels!!!
‘Top fucking a bottom’
s_sensei
January 06, 07:59“Bottom fucking a top” would sound so…refreshingly different. Lol
#TeamKizito
January 06, 06:33Ha. Hmmm.
KyrxxX
January 06, 07:16Definitely a man fucking a woman! No man is definitely going to b on me beyond ten minutes! Am so pulling ur out nd locking my heaven’s gate! Kilode! How e dey do am? Na on top me he wan die nii? D pain alone self……….. Hell No!
By the way, this survey is ridiculous! Was there a competition? Were cameras planted in rooms of some selected me? Asi Asi! Men can lie but Nigerian Men r d greatest liars of all time! 24min average keh? Akuko Mike Ejiagha!
pinkpanthertb
January 06, 07:20‘Kilode! How e dey do am? Na on top me he wan die nii? D pain alone self……….. Hell No!’
Hhahahahahahaaa!!! Kryzzz, you and I share the same sentiments.
Max
January 06, 07:24Pinky, I thought you like them to ride you till thy kingdom come…
pinkpanthertb
January 06, 07:25And you deduced this from the abundant times you’ve watched them ride me to this coming kingdom?
KyrxxX
January 06, 09:56Can u imagine Pinky? Its just sheer ridiculous! Even if he took what d hausa would call “magani burantashi” self! Inukwa!
Nd Max, I always told you bad company corrupt good manners but you would never listen! Always @ a tea party with one married man that loves his brew in diff flavours! U see! Riding till thy kingdom come okwa ya? Issoright.
Williams
January 06, 07:51Most of the Nigerian respondents were probably Efik!
gad
January 06, 09:37Lol. Why so?
Mercury
January 06, 11:20Wanna talk of efik people, start from an hour.
Brian Collins
January 06, 12:52Is it that Efik men are serious unrepentant liars or they make time stop in bedmatic scenarios. #askingforaconfusedfriend
Reverend Hot
January 06, 08:09Hahaha! It has to be man and woman na! Which kain hmo will publicize how long they had sex for this country!
?
Micky
January 06, 09:17Am sorry but am I the only 1 who finds something wrong with this comment??
Reverend Hot
January 06, 12:23Really sorry if it sounds offensive. I mean no Naija gay guy will want to implicate himmself by telling people how long they had sex with another guy
gad
January 06, 20:33Don’t be too sure. Many, Infact 85% of naija gays will do anything so far as stipends are attached to it
Mercury
January 06, 10:47Abegiii….24 mins ke, in my hay days, before that stupid haemorrhoid incident, I’ve gone an hour 40 mins, he was under d influence tho…..and yea the last type I topped I went for an hour…..then again it’s because I’m ibibio (calabar as y’all call it). SMH…..funniest stereotype ever.
Mercury
January 06, 10:49*probably
pinkpanthertb
January 06, 11:26Dear Gawd! An hour?! What are you, digging for mineral ore inside the ass?
Absalom
January 06, 14:03An hour is very ok na. But an hour 40 minutes…okay, if the both of you don’t die at it nothing will ever kill you!
gad
January 06, 11:25Where can one go for trophy collection for sexual prowess? What’s the value of the prize?
Chizzie
January 06, 17:27well I think this is fairly correct. Most Nigerian tops take forever to come…atleast majority of the ones Ive encountered. In my mind while he’s pounding ferociously i’m usually like : dude pls cum already
pinkpanthertb
January 06, 23:03Aswear! @Chizzie