45 responses

  1. Lorde
    January 6, 2017

    These Joneses are quite a horny bunch….

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  2. Johnny
    January 6, 2017

    The Joneses are made hoes. This is twisted, and staff Benette before you say buy buy.

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  3. Khaleesi
    January 6, 2017

    Damn fucking hell! The story seemed a bit familiar until the ‘Mom’ part, abeg just bang Bennett and run!

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  4. y
    January 6, 2017

    Can I have Mrs Jones number..?

    LMAO

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  5. IBK
    January 6, 2017

    Wawwuu, such horny. Very thirst.

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    • DeadlyDarius
      January 6, 2017

      *Rihanna hysterical laughter meme*

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  6. IBK
    January 6, 2017

    And no for the love of all that is pure and good please don’t bang Bennet. He has feelings for you and sex with him might make it more difficult to move on. The decent thing to do is not use the nigga.

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    • beejay
      January 6, 2017

      I agree! Simply extricate yourself from what’s bound to be an explosive situation with as much class and dignity you can, before it all blows up in your face.

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    • Mandy
      January 6, 2017

      Bennett is a hottie na. He should at least get some action before closing credits. 😀

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    • Haiku
      January 7, 2017

      Such interesting, So amaze. I wouldn’t bang any of them. Seriously, this is messed up on so many levels. What?????!

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  7. Mandy
    January 6, 2017

    This is such a mess. Haba. The Mrs. Jones sha, has she got no shame? Ptueh.

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  8. Canis VY Majoris
    January 6, 2017

    LMAO!.

    I have just 1 question. How good looking are you???!!!

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    • Pink Panther
      January 6, 2017

      Lol. Good question.

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    • Matrix
      January 6, 2017

      Honestly, I think this has more to it than my looks…It’s just a complicated and fucked up issue.

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      • posh666
        January 6, 2017

        Honestly if it were me at the end of the day life is too short and when we old and gray haired we need stories to tell.

        With that been said, if you feel you can get it up for the older mama Jones I say go for it and get what ever you can out of her…Then at least shag the little Bennet and give him a taste of the sugar too even if it’s just once and move on!

        In the end this is one dysfunctional family and nothing good can come of it…Obviously you ain’t interested in dating the girl your aunt intended for you,so sooner or later you gats to cut all ties with them freaks.. .So why not have fun a little and let them all go once you’ve had your fill…

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      • Canis VY Majoris
        January 6, 2017

        @Matrix, you’d be fine, after all you dodge bullets and fight Agent Smiths for a living.

        Although, Posh666 has a point, but at the end of it all, do what you can live with.

        Also, be kind to let us know whatever decision you make.

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    • Amon
      March 4, 2017

      My thoughts exactly

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  9. Mitch
    January 6, 2017

    This family is a flaming hot mess.

    How much is too much? Even if they have no respect for themselves, throwing themselves at the first available person is an absolute no-no! This is just beyond disgusting!

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  10. Philips
    January 6, 2017

    Kikikikikikiki *Laughs in Swahili*
    Tough family 😂😂😂😂😂

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  11. Z
    January 6, 2017

    I swear, this is just very funny

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  12. elrombi
    January 6, 2017

    I’ve found myself in a similar mess before, although mine was among three siblings; a girl and her two brothers. Happy new year guys

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    • Pink Panther
      January 6, 2017

      How did you handle that mess?

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      • elrombi
        January 6, 2017

        I took to my heels

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    • Matrix
      January 6, 2017

      I would’ve asked for the technique you adopted in yours but since their mom is not involved in your story then it’s quite a big difference. Because in this case,their mom is my greatest headache.

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  13. Bain
    January 6, 2017

    Matrix,you must be one damn hottie!!!…

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  14. posh666
    January 6, 2017

    This should be titled “keeping up with the jonesse’s “….

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    • Canis VY Majoris
      January 6, 2017

      LOL Seconded!!

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  15. DarkSide
    January 6, 2017

    Na wah ooo! Chai!

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  16. Irish…
    January 6, 2017

    first, let’s note that non of the Joneses’ know that any their family member is gunning for attention from him, 2ndly, there’s nothing wrong with mrs Jones trying to get laid, let’s not slut shame her, unfair.As for matrix, carry your leg and run oo…

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    • Chuck
      January 6, 2017

      She is married and cheating

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      • Francis
        January 7, 2017

        Abegi, only God knows what the husband is up to as well.

        @matrix as long as you want to stay firmly in the closet, RUN as this looks like a trainwreck about to happen. Personally I don’t have time for “If I had known” situations anymore. I avoid them. You could just tell Bennett that you’re still too hung over your ex to pursue anything meaningful with him right now. Just find better lie to let him down gently.

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  17. Leo
    January 6, 2017

    Dude, you must be hot cake o. Mother, daughter and son?! nna wa.

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  18. Jo
    January 6, 2017

    Lol..see gbege!

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  19. Delle
    January 6, 2017

    Hian. Matrix oo, biko I think I want you. Sorry, I KNOW I want you. I’m not a predator and definitely not a Jones😄😄😄😄.

    PP would give my email address to you. XOXO.

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  20. BlurryFace
    January 6, 2017

    mmm enough drama!

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  21. lluvmua
    January 6, 2017

    hey matrix if u would ask me, I think you shouldn’t push off Bennett just like that…… cause he might end up feeling like something is wrong with him…….. and that might led to low self esteem which would be disastrous for him later on……. so I think since he was the first person to strike your interest you should become FRIENDS with him while u distant your self from the rest of the family…… and if you really don’t want anything to do with either of them, I would advice you to let him know that nothing is wrong with him………… and if u think he can handle it, tell him about his mum and sister………then you can go…. but if he’s fun and you like him, I would advice you two figure out how you would like to go about everything……… cheers nice read though………

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    • Jide
      January 7, 2017

      Makes sense.

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  22. Elvis
    January 6, 2017

    So much mess,i feel you should get along with Bennett,maybe not sexually.. And pls let’s not judge this Mrs Jones,a little this and that hurt nobody.. We all want some good d at the end of the day. Matrix,how about you visit my house tho?

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    • Pink Panther
      January 7, 2017

      Ptueh! hoe. lol

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  23. Icarus
    January 7, 2017

    Why do I secretly feel like I’m Bennet. Anyways I say don’t sleep with them . I’ve been in a situation where I slept with both boyfriend and girlfriend. Best few days of my life till bf found out I was sleeping with gf and shit got complicated. When he was the one I was cheating with initially.

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  24. Jide
    January 7, 2017

    Ahhh. You must be very attractive. Give me your WhatsApp number na.

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  25. Elvis
    January 7, 2017

    Jide,don’t come and drag Matrix with me ooo. I dey pour person pikin acid ooo. Hoe alert!!!

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    • Jide
      January 7, 2017

      *backs out*

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  26. Tali
    January 7, 2017

    Lol this family just screams thirsty! And don’t play the modest card here…there’s gotta be something about how you look.
    I think you should run away from every single member of that family. What are you going to tell Bennet that will make him leave you?? “hey Bennie your mum and sister have a crush on me and want to sleep with me,so you and I can’t be together”? That is just going to crush his soul. Walk away from them…ignore their messages,calls,block them…they will get tired and leave you.
    They are a thirsty bunch…the next hottie that comes their way will steal the spotlight from you.

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    • promise4all
      January 7, 2017

      That’ll just break his faith in families most especially, if the father is still alive. Besides, Why tell him if you ain’t telling the sister & mother the sides due to them. This is what you get from a family you’ve looked at to be holy. They’d have tied you to a bed and rode your dick in crazy succession since your family has decided to get you married to the other family, not their daughter. lol Sex at the Joneses

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