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  1. quinn
    December 31, 2017

    😂😂😂aren’t you just cute. That fowl must have been having fun scaring you I bet.
    Say na telemundo style 😂. So what’s with you and this Akin guy now

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  2. Mandy
    December 31, 2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This is all shades of hilarious. You gotta wonder which one is the badder cock, the one you didn’t get from Akin or the chicken waiting outside for you.

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  3. Tobby
    December 31, 2017

    😂😂😂 To be fair, I’m glad to know there are others afraid of birds like me. I could totally understand you. Lol!

    Once, when I was younger, I visited this friend. As I was about to leave, there was this Hen standing right at the exit. And like the hen in this story, it was the kind that knew I was scared of it. Lol. When I took a step forward, it puffed its ugly wings as if to warn me. Mehn, my heart stopped, I was rooted to a spot. I thought I was never going home again 😭😭😭. Luckily for me, this boy that was both younger and smaller than I, came to my rescue. He approached the hen confidently with the arrogance of one who knew that it was just a harmless bird. The hen puffed, tried to make itself bigger, but the little boy was unfazed. He stood there rigidly, calm in his expression. Finally, the hen backed down. Its feathers dropped and it jejely walked away. Oh boy, I breathed a sigh of relief, gratefully thanked the boy and ran to my mummy’s house. I wanted mummy 😭😭

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  4. Dickson Clement
    December 31, 2017

    Saving the best for the last!! Good way to end the year here!!
    Man up tho…lols!
    I am equally afraid of rats!! No matter how small it is.
    It has embarrassed me in ways I can’t even tell!
    But my brother, this guy has been giving you Ojoto nah, why will you ego be hurt for one Ibongi free day???

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  5. Michael
    December 31, 2017

    I have a cousin who’s rather not have anything to do with birds.

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  6. MacGrey
    December 31, 2017

    lol….. Orobo u no well. I have this guy that is afraid of reptiles. We always tease him. It’s fun doing that sha.

    Next time, try balancing ego with reasoning. It helps… a lot.

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  7. Delle
    December 31, 2017

    I’ve not laughed as hard as I did now. And oh the pun, the pun in all of these (the title!) Just life-giving.

    Thanks Orobo. Happy New Year and please no chickens!😂

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  8. Francis
    December 31, 2017

    Phew. Thank God it wasn’t another “accidental” rape story to end the year. 😂😂😂😂😂

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  9. vikktor
    December 31, 2017

    LOL
    Thanks for this lovely story hunter.happy new year in advance

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  10. YCJ
    December 31, 2017

    Um, guys. . .
    I have this kind of ish.
    Like there’s this guy i met on whatsapp. We’ve met once and i think i like him,love maybe cos sometimes i just feel much love for him and then other times i feel nothing more than friendship love. And during the period of the friendship love ish he tells me he really loves me i cant say it back cos it’d feel like I’m lying. It has left me confused as to whether i really love him, I’m forcing my self to love him or there’s something wrong with me.
    Any ideas or prescriptions

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    • Francis
      December 31, 2017

      Don’t say anything until you’re 200% sure you actually mean it. Don’t fuck a potential good thing up by forcing I love you #SpeakingFromExperience

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      • YCJ
        December 31, 2017

        Your comment..Thanks

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  11. Dunder
    December 31, 2017

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. My aunt used to keep these malevolent turkeys and in boarding school, there were these ducks that were the spawn of Satan himself so believe me when I say I get the fear. I would make excuses for the most badly behaved dogs but I’m convinced domesticated birds are beginning to rally against those eating them. Nice way to round up 2017. Happy new year to everyone.

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  12. trystham
    January 1, 2018

    LWKMD. Did u try to shout “Stay TF down” sternly at both cocks? Telling ur cock would av restored the tattered fragments of ur rep, telling the cock would av saved ur ‘masculinity’. You write good and funny for a strong faced person

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  13. Jayden
    January 1, 2018

    chai!

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  14. Orobo Hunter
    January 1, 2018

    Hey guys, thanks for the warm reception. Akin and I are cool now. I don’t have a strong face jare lol. Happy new year everyone.

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  15. Daddy Yo!
    January 5, 2018

    I cant relate.

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  16. flame
    January 7, 2018

    Simply brilliant. Fine writing! 👍

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