Beyoncé Announces That She is Pregnant

Beyoncé Announces That She is Pregnant

WITH TWINS.

When there is darkness, there is Queen B, who just announced yesterday that she and Jay-Z are expecting not one, but two additions to their royal pop family.

“We would like to share our love and happiness,” she wrote on Instagram, signed by The Carters. “We have been blessed two times over. We are incredibly grateful that our family will be growing by two, and we thank you for your well wishes.”

Simple and elegant, Beyoncé’s big news comes with a photo of her shrouded in a green-tinted veil and surrounded by flowers. We welcome this as a sign that the world isn’t ending anytime soon.

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5 Comments

  1. ambivalentone
    February 02, 07:51 Reply

    Well, e ku ipalemo owo l’omi. I imagine y’all wantu gaan do omuguo

    • Pink Panther
      February 02, 08:32 Reply

      Yes oooo! Right after the baby shower we are throwing for her. 😀

  2. Mitch
    February 02, 09:48 Reply

    Awwwww! This is good news. They’ve definitely tried long and hard enough

  3. Z
    February 02, 19:34 Reply

    Who e epp

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