David McIntosh Should Come With A Health Hazard Warning

David McIntosh Should Come With A Health Hazard Warning

David McIntosh’s instagram account is what I imagine gay men (and straight women) worldwide masturbate to. The guy is a hot, hunky piece of God’s creation. And you know what’s more endangering to the human health than that? A hot, hunky piece of God’s creation cum tease. Seeing as I’ve dumped Tyson Beckford, there’s one slot open in my harem, and I’m leaving it all open for you, David 😀 (Idris darling, I hope you don’t mind).

Just look at what the world has to deal with.David McIntosh 26David McIntosh 27David McIntosh 29

David McIntosh 28That moment you realize that he’s hotter than fire

David McIntosh 32David McIntosh 33David McIntosh 34David McIntosh 35David McIntosh 36David McIntosh 37Yea, Fuck Me!Yes, please. Fuck me.

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45 Comments

  1. ken
    October 03, 06:57 Reply

    Oh lawwd!
    Just look at that bombom….its too much! gosh!

    *grabs durex lube*

  2. Teflondon
    October 03, 07:15 Reply

    I hardly thirst to whatever pic is brought here but this… This got me drooling!
    Hoely Murder of Xrist!!
    Perfection personified.
    Nigga outshines fire, outshines the Ocean, Outshines about anything he stands with.

    And those Ass.. Damn you! Damn you!
    Would turn a bottom to a top in Mili seconds.
    Waking up to this with a hard on already.. **in British accent** Wicked!

    **grabs pears lotion**

  3. Mitch
    October 03, 07:36 Reply

    Pimp Panther! Akwuna oku. Nna, you need Jesus!

  4. Mandy
    October 03, 07:36 Reply

    Jisox H. Kraist!
    Look at that ass!
    Dayum!
    And lips… and body… and…
    Please just marry me, David McIntosh!

  5. Nightwing
    October 03, 07:50 Reply

    Scoffs* ? show me a plausible guy please. I’m pretty sure there are hot guys here #MoreOrLess

    • #Chestnut
      October 03, 08:27 Reply

      @Nightwing: how can u scoff at Dave’s pics with a straight face! Boi,u know u’re lying!lol

      *sigh* David McIntosh is EVERYTHING! In my next life,I wanna come back as the tattoo ink on his body.
      (That last pix looks like a promo pic for a porn flick…I aint mad at dem tho; I’m totally here for it!)

      • Pink Panther
        October 03, 08:31 Reply

        Ah, there you are Chestnut. I knew you’d be here. 😀

  6. Ace
    October 03, 08:11 Reply

    I screen grabbed this pic from his IG just in case it gets removed. This guy embodies all my fantasies and it drives me crazy. One day sha, one day.

  7. Brian Collins
    October 03, 08:25 Reply

    Nna ehn, i totally love D but the ass on this guy is giving me all sorts of life.
    I absolutely want him to whisk me off to a planet in another galaxy where every woman is a lesbian and we’d be the only gay men. I’m sure Kacee would love to be an inhabitant on that planet.

    • kacee (MM's Bae)
      October 03, 09:49 Reply

      hahahaha Oh I wish, it’s going to be fun….. Orgies…. Omg did i say that loud….. Omg omg sorry i’m a good girl I just like to be bad sometimes….. *covers face*

  8. Chizzie
    October 03, 08:48 Reply

    I don’t really think he’s THAT hot tbh honest, he looks like a pile of red bricks and his bum looks like it was molded out of concrete. A bum should be soft and bouncy, not hard like stone. And I can bet his penis is minuscule, steroids have a way of doing that. He’s worth a couple of shags but definitely not my cup of tea

      • Chizzie
        October 03, 10:15 Reply

        Oh okay, its definitely not minuscule…

    • Keredim
      October 03, 10:18 Reply

      FYI Chizzie, steroids don’ t shrink dicks. That’s an urban myth. Balls maybe but not dicks.

      If one is blessed down there, nothing short of an amputation can take it away?

      • Pink Panther
        October 03, 10:20 Reply

        Hallelujah, keredim! 😀 *waving hands with fervor*

        • Keredim
          October 03, 11:13 Reply

          Abi I talk lie?

          One has to testify??????

      • Max
        October 03, 10:48 Reply

        You’d know a lot about steroids wouldn’t you? @Kerewa.. Seeing as you always sound like you’re high on them.

        • Keredim
          October 03, 11:11 Reply

          Ahhhh @Maxine hun. ???????
          My constant source of amusement. If Chipping away at me helps you deal with your reality and makes the world a safer place, then please chip away. I can had you a chisel if you want??????

          • Max
            October 03, 11:27 Reply

            Oh honey, I’m just a lil bored, so I decided to carve out a piece from my not-so-favourite KD sex shop mannequin.. 🙂

            • Keredim
              October 03, 12:19 Reply

              That’s ok hun! Carve out as much as you need.

              I hear ?Heartbreak hotel ? is such a lonely place and this is probably the best sex you will NEVER have.?

              • Max
                October 03, 14:16 Reply

                Oh dear, you need to fire your tea raven, cos you heard wrong.

                • Keredim
                  October 03, 14:54 Reply

                  Ahhh yes denial, one of the stages….?

      • Heiress
        October 03, 15:40 Reply

        You are so right! That myth was crushed two weeks ago. One of my ripped FB was so ripped and his pics did him no justice. Let me just say I was surprised and also proud that I took that weapon of mass I mean ass destruction like a champ hehe

        • Keredim
          October 03, 15:45 Reply

          ?????

          Oya, take five!✋?

          ??????

  9. KryxxX
    October 03, 09:20 Reply

    **Heavy sigh** David nwa Mcintosh?????!
    The man my momma specifically warned me about! She was like “KryxxX nwa m, okwa e huru nwoke a, nye ya space! O biakute gi, wuo 4/40! INUGO?!” But as per d black sheep naa, nti kuchie!

    Dave m? Lemme be d Davida to your David Biko! Gown or suit dey, cake dey, Ring Don dey tey tey! Just bring “all of you” along!

    I didn’t even notice that fire self….. What fire! **long hiss**! He is so hot the sun cowers in shame!?????????????

      • KryxxX
        October 03, 10:00 Reply

        Am so sorry Kacee! I slept off……. **covers face ?????*****

  10. Max
    October 03, 09:41 Reply

    Looks like someone woke up on the slutty side of bed today..

    • Pink Panther
      October 03, 09:43 Reply

      Hello Maxine. Still always waking up on the saintly side of the bed, I see.

  11. Dickson Clement
    October 03, 11:25 Reply

    You guys are really vain! @ chestnut u should demand better if there is a next life than an ordinary tatoo on someone! The dude is hot but why would he be posing in suggestive manner! Is he gay? And I am very concerned as to how he has all nice beard. I am 25 already and my face is as smooth as a bottle! Not even a single beard or mustache for that matter

    • Max
      October 03, 11:29 Reply

      Jealous much? ?

    • Francis
      October 03, 12:11 Reply

      And some of us are seeking to stop the hairs from growing entirely sef. #DifferentStrokes

    • Keredim
      October 03, 12:48 Reply

      “The dude is hot but why would he be posing in suggestive manner! Is he gay?” – So only gay people pose in a suggestive manner???

      ” And I am very concerned as to how he has all nice beard…” It’s called “Male grooming”. Google it.??

      “… I am 25 already and my face is as smooth as a bottle! Not even a single beard or mustache for that matter” – You are a late bloomer, hopefully it will grow…. or not??

  12. Nightwing
    October 03, 12:38 Reply

    I’ve developed an immune system for crushing on remote guys. It’s a waste of my fantasy.?

  13. Dashawn
    October 03, 14:26 Reply

    Makabasharrrrrrakakadadah!!!! IssshKarrtaimarende fomefomedoohohaka!!!! Oh yes lawd! Someone hold my Sunday hat while I praise Gawd for this gift of a man!!! Hallelujah!!! *gets slain in the spirit*

    His ass is legendary!!!!! Chai! Just imagine grabbing unto it while he ploughs deep into me! *resumes tongue-speaking*

    • Chizzie
      October 03, 17:47 Reply

      Looooooll!!. Were you speaking in tongues?

      • Pink Panther
        October 03, 17:56 Reply

        He obviously caught on to the Holy Spirit a day earlier. lol

  14. Delle
    October 03, 15:04 Reply

    *scoffs*…
    Criosly whts d fuss 4? Like Chizzie rightly said…d guy is just ‘there’. He really isn’t my typical ‘knight in shining armour’. He’s so bricked, so muscular…my goodness dat guy would surely smother me in bed (nd I dnt mean dat in a good way). So u guys shud pull ur tampons right nd quit drooling nd whimpering like he’s got the heavens around him!
    Give me a guy with his face and a less conspicuous muscle…nd gbam! Dere goes ma dream guy.

    Besides, y on earth would I want a man that would compete with me in the ‘derriere’?!

    NEXXXXTTT!

  15. Darlington
    October 03, 15:10 Reply

    I have come to understand that this platform is an ardent promoter of whoring. Jisienu ike.

    • Max
      October 03, 17:29 Reply

      ????.. I often wonder the same thing. If this was the first post I saw during my first visit to this blog, I wouldn’t have come back… Ever.
      But I’ve come to understand the need to drool all over for men you’re never gonna get once in a while. It helps clear out the mind sometimes.

      If you don’t mind the occassional whoring and shameless promotion of indiscriminate casual/sports sex, the blog can be quite fun & entertaining.. And the writers (even though they’re 95% hoes) are quite brilliant. ??

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