113 responses

  1. trystham
    July 9, 2015

    Where tha fuck is the nearest available dick??? /sad face*

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    • pinkpanthertb
      July 9, 2015

      Suddenly horny, are we? 🙂

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      • trystham
        July 9, 2015

        you have no idea

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  2. #TeamKizito
    July 9, 2015

    Awww. Maximus.

    That ‘How to know if someone is gay’ part.. Lol! God bless google.

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  3. ronniephoenix
    July 9, 2015

    @MAX, you should be employed in the porn industry,
    *going hysterical*
    i want dick!!!!
    (oh, i am just 17)

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  4. Mitch
    July 9, 2015

    Lawd! Maxine darlyn, you need Jesus! Ever considered writing for Literotica, GayDemon or other sites? Cause I assure you, you’d do great.

    Ewo! Now I need a boyfriend. I need to get laid

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  5. chestnut
    July 9, 2015

    I swear,I didn’t know it Max; I kept thinking “James”! The story sweet me die sha…I always love stories about “is he or isn’t he…I wish he was” kinda crushes.

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    • pinkpanthertb
      July 9, 2015

      chestie, the story gets more interesting. 🙂

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  6. Sinnex
    July 9, 2015

    OMG….OMG…OMG….

    …on my way to work and spotting a very massive hardon….then I saw ‘Max’…who would have thought? I had to will myself to normalcy. Max, of all people, making me hard this morning and thinking about sex.

    This is how I envisaged my first time to be like, but we all can’t have cinderella stories.

    But come oooo, you don dey seduce and fuck boys at 17…na wa ooo…when did you get born again sef?

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  7. Mercury
    July 9, 2015

    Max you broke my baby’s heart, how could you?????

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  8. Peak
    July 9, 2015

    Hmmm

    Very insightful and interesting read.

    17 (lips are sealed on that one)

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  9. kacee
    July 9, 2015

    Wow, this is soooooo hot *fans face*, just makes me remember Yaoi(Anime). Love u max lol…..

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  10. Tiercel de Claron
    July 9, 2015

    Well…….nice one,Maxine

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    • Tiercel de Claron
      July 12, 2015

      ..

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  11. boy2006
    July 9, 2015

    I feel something is missing here. Unless both of you natural self cleaning chutes, where is the part about you both preparing for this?

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    • Mandy
      July 9, 2015

      Well, let’s see. It was nighttime and they were all set for bed. So, I’m guessing they’d taken their baths and were clean and fresh.
      So, do tell, what other preparation did they need for something that was so clearly spontaneous? Or are all your hookups deliberately and systematically prepared for? Do you suddenly stop a spontaneous quickie with a hottie with a ‘Hold on, honey, no sucking just yet, I gotta take a quick run to the bathroom to clean up my chutes’

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      • pinkpanthertb
        July 9, 2015

        LMAO!

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      • boy2006
        July 9, 2015

        Honestly, it is not that deep. Did you see how I phrased my comment as a question. I’m guessing you didn’t or else you would have seen that I asked a legitimate question because there are certain things you would expect when one has spontaneous anal sex, which were not present in this post, in no way am I critiquing the writer. But no, these days most people want to jump on the bandwagon that they have the sass to rival RuPaul’s. So next time, calm your tits, and just take the time to comprehend what you read. Mmkay.

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      • Sinnex
        July 9, 2015

        *drum roll* I think we have a new member. Boy, welcome to the world famous ‘Olodo gang’. We are tired of the bandwagon effect. Our president and Vice would soon be here to give you the official welcome.

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      • Tiercel de Claron
        July 9, 2015

        Ah Mandy,always forming Voltron on behalf of members of the Lickspittle Gang.
        You should have let this one lie.
        @boy2006,while your observation is valid,you should bear in mind that most,if not all,stories here on kd are somewhat spiced up,some more so than others.Learn to overlook such inconsistencies.At least,don’t voice your reservations too often.

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      • pinkpanthertb
        July 9, 2015

        You mean Mandy of the Lipstick Gang? That’s alright. We understand when outsiders make spelling mistakes like you did, Tiercel.

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      • Tiercel de Claron
        July 9, 2015

        Nope,no mistake PP.Lickspittle is the original name,copyrighted and all.
        And no,I’m no outsider.You must be mistaking me for someone else

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      • pinkpanthertb
        July 9, 2015

        *shaking my head* That’s what I do when people miss the mark of my sarcasm. Makes me realize I shouldnt have wasted that subtle art on them.

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    • Max
      July 9, 2015

      @Anti-christ boy, do you understand the meaning of “spontaneous sex”?
      If you don’t, then google is your best friend.
      🙂

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  12. Diablo
    July 9, 2015

    google in the early 2000s? Ehm ok stopped reading after i saw that

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    • Peak
      July 9, 2015

      Early 2000 could be around 2000-2005 are you saying google didn’t exist around that time?

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      • Diablo
        July 9, 2015

        Google was released to the public in 2004 and only became mainstream say late 2000s, in Nigeria a few years after that. So someone is obviously lying..

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      • Max
        July 9, 2015

        @Peak, leave the goldfish brain. The millennia of 2000 has 1000 years in it. Early 2000 can span from 2000-2490.

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  13. pinkpanthertb
    July 9, 2015

    First blood drawn. *reclining on my couch* This can only get interesting from hereon.

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    • Deola
      July 9, 2015

      ***crosses legs and adjust 3D glasses***

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  14. posh6666
    July 9, 2015

    Ladies and gentlemen please rise as we usher in negative nancy this beautiful morning.

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    • trystham
      July 9, 2015

      *chokes on soda and sputters* Loooool

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  15. Max
    July 9, 2015

    Prolly not as old as your lazy ass. Spreading day and night for pay.
    Oh and how’s ur cum? Getting any liquid lately? You need to start using the D for something other than a mere #male accessory.
    What a waste of good balls…

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    • Tiercel de Claron
      July 9, 2015

      Hian
      Quit the bitchy act,Max.He didn’t mean anything malicious with his comment,I’m sure.
      Talk about uptight,you need to get laid yourself.Your bitch mode’s been on too long.

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    • Tiercel de Claron
      July 9, 2015

      And I say that cos you were just too harsh.You are rightly entitled to serve him measure for measure though.

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    • Mitch
      July 9, 2015

      Max, for a smart somborri, you just messed up big time. You know what they say about little men and talking about others. I expected you to be the big boy that you are. No need descending to his level. He’s too low on the food chain and soooooo ain’t worth it.

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    • JaneTheVirgin
      July 9, 2015

      “For someone who was 17 in early 2000s, and would most likely be in their mid 30s now”

      Mid 30s really? Sigh…shebi Peak just taught you what early 2000s means and u still couldn’t get it right? All your secondary school math teachers should be punished.

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  16. Tiercel de Claron
    July 9, 2015

    When cat dey sleep,rat go bite him tail,na wetin e dey find?

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    • pinkpanthertb
      July 9, 2015

      *humming* Palavaaaaaa! E dey find! Palavaaaaa! E go get ioo!

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  17. posh6666
    July 9, 2015

    Do u actually like anybody like do u see any good in anybody???no matter how small?i know we all criticize articles but also give due credit when deemed.You Diablo why are u like this?you have never given kudos to any article in here and yet u have never written an article.

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    • Tiercel de Claron
      July 9, 2015

      Diablo and Max take potshots at each other cos they got off on a wrong footing here,nothing that can’t be righted tho.
      As for you……….you do grate on a lot of people’s nerves here,so I reckon you’re fair game to him

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      • posh6666
        July 9, 2015

        People like who?pray tell how?

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    • Diablo
      July 9, 2015

      Diablo? I thought i was Chizzie the other day? Mbok, Nam uduak esit nfo

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      • posh6666
        July 9, 2015

        Yes u are both diablo n chizzie.Thats coz u have got bipolar and u switch btw both personalities and do as any demon in u at that point in time instructs u to do.Am 100% so sure u are chizzie.My advise to u sincerely and this is coming from a good place u musnt always be a debbie downer,u musnt always try to prove to every1 in here that u are a bitch,try appreciate peoples effort and insecurities when shared for lessons to all of us cos we are all in this together.We all have fears,concerns n life lessons but u put on this stupid facade of an animal who has got no emotions.This shouldnt be a way for som1 to live try and find love n humour in ur heart u musnt always be so mean.Sometimes u can actually just scroll away without writing anything.On a serious note do u actually have friends in real life who care about u and u care about?and that boifriend ish u always flaunt at us o actually dont believe it if at all u do have a man it has to be a sex with benefit situation he fucks u and takes care of ur needs no emotions whatsoever.Chizzie u cant love anybody,u dont even love urself so how can u offer what u dont have?u are a sad angry person dear.God will heal u.

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      • pinkpanthertb
        July 9, 2015

        Lol. Posh, trust me. This isn’t chizzie. Lol. Honestly.

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      • posh6666
        July 9, 2015

        If u insist pinkie.The devil must be really busy then creating his incarnates,the saying hell is empty and d devil is now here is indeed true.

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      • pinkpanthertb
        July 9, 2015

        LOL.

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    • Tiercel de Claron
      July 9, 2015

      @posh6666,you do realize reading your comments give a lot of people headache,for instance.People like me,yet you won’t change your construct.That most tend to ignore you doesn’t mean the knives won’t come out the day you cross some certain line.

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    • Max
      July 9, 2015

      Swords have been unsheathed, prepare your shields people.

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      • pinkpanthertb
        July 9, 2015

        Calm down abeg. Try and control your blood thirst. Drama can get boring after awhile.

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    • Max
      July 9, 2015

      Oh Pinky, I wasn’t talking about my sword.

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    • Tiercel de Claron
      July 9, 2015

      Only swords unsheathed,Max?.
      And there I was thinking Phobos and Deimos were gonna be unleashed.
      Tut,tut,I’m disappointed.

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    • wytem
      July 9, 2015

      @posh
      Type in igbo like you used to…it is nore intelligible and more witty!

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  18. Dennis Macaulay
    July 9, 2015

    Can we not fight today please? Can’t we hold hands and sing kumbaya today and appreciate the roundness that is john legend

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    • posh6666
      July 9, 2015

      As if thats even possible!still expecting ur call swerry my other line went off yesternite while we were talking.Just charged it Dennis love.

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  19. ray
    July 9, 2015

    Wow!!
    See drama!!!!!!
    I live for this shit!!!!!
    Ada zion carry on biko.

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  20. Ringlana
    July 9, 2015

    Cum inside you ,hmmm.When a Guy keep Hugging for pleasantries,Oga na One of us.

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  21. Peak
    July 9, 2015

    Sup Clarion, how u doing?

    Just I did a double take when you went ” well………….nice one, Maxine”. I mean you! Using the word “nice” with anything closely related with max? I though to myself that today must be a good day in KDland. Then I returned to meet a boiling stew and guess who is right in the middle of the action stirring away with his wooden spoon? Lol.

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    • Tiercel de Claron
      July 9, 2015

      Hahahahaha
      Bia Peak,lef me o.Wasn’t stirring anything,been trying to keep them apart,play the peacemaker.Blessed are the peacemakers,don’t you know?.
      How you dey,jare?.
      This your Max sef,him wahala na raised to nth power.
      There was a time I thought you had some measure of influence on him,be able to calm him a bit.Seems that influence has waned

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      • Peak
        July 9, 2015

        “Only swords unsheathed,Max?.
        And there I was thinking Phobos and Deimos were gonna be unleashed.
        Tut,tut,I’m disappointed.”

        MmmHmmm! You are one helluva peace maker! The above peaceful sermon pretty much Sums things up 4 me. Very inspiring stuff bro! Very inspiring.

        I’m fine bruv, U?

        Wait ooooo someone said Max must should be in his Mid thirties up there. if that is the case, then Deola should be in his earily fifties, No? I mean its simple arithmetic, right?

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      • Tiercel de Claron
        July 9, 2015

        Well,like they say,the devil(looking at you,diablo) is in the details.Deola is trending towards late 20’s while Max should be mid-20’s.
        Diablo is somewhat right,being 17 and in school early 2000’s?.Max really flubbed that,but D should have let that lie.Both sides doubling down and holding to their guns tho………..you ma didn’t help pa pa,taking sides.
        And yes,why not unleash Phobos and Deimos?.Why just long knives?.If we must have blood,then let the ground be soaked with it.
        Since those two won’t pipe down,then let them have at it,full scale.

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      • Tiercel de Claron
        July 9, 2015

        That was a guesstimate D,it’s why I said trending.You’re still in your 20’s tho.Should it be put to the question,I would say mid 20’s.

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      • Peak
        July 9, 2015

        LMAO @Deola in his late twenties.
        Deola throwing ppl off his scent since 1900.

        @ de Clarion, Haba! Oga Boss, why nau? Where/when did u catch me taking sides? I only asked a question for clarification.

        **any power trying to rope me into this mess, from the land or the sea, I say FIRE!!!!!!!!!**

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      • Tiercel de Claron
        July 9, 2015

        “Early 2000 could be around….”
        What do you call that,if not taking sides?.The subtlety wasn’t lost on anyone.
        As concerns Deola,oburo ife nine diochi furu n’enu ka o n’ekwu cha.Isim gwa’i aro one odu,a gwa ngi e.

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  22. Khaleesi
    July 9, 2015

    wow … young love … awwwwnnnnnn ***dabs at eyes carefully with silk hermes hanky*** such a beautiful poignant love story of a time long gone. This was beautiful Max, everyone alive needs to experience such love even if just once in a lifetime. … This transported me way back in time to a long forgotten place …

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    • Max
      July 9, 2015

      “Long forgotten place”…

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  23. Ace
    July 9, 2015

    What is just as good as the articles on KD? The goddamn comments! You guys had me dying! I don’t know if everyone had the mental pictures (and hard on) I had while I was reading this. Nice one Max.

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  24. JamesJemima
    July 9, 2015

    The legend of Chizzie is so strong that he even incarnates himself once in a while like the avatar… I’m sure chizzie would read some of these comments with a smug smile on his face at the level of paranoia he’s created *sips nutrimilk*

    I like the story.. It’s cute. I didn’t really believe max could be cute but the world is weird. Can’t wait for part II

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    • Deola
      July 9, 2015

      Thats is eh.
      The paranoia is real.

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  25. Kester
    July 9, 2015

    Max abeg chop kisses this was just good. And whoever wants to criticize when they have never written an article should be ignored. You can even do time travel sef and imagine yourself in your village before the white missionaries came having gay sex with the palm wine tappers son, it will still turn out beautiful. You should seriously consider a career in literature.

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  26. trystham
    July 9, 2015

    Frankly a lot of y’all disgust me. The annoying habit of reading to critique or reading to ‘remember flaws for later’ u ppl have reawakened in me is now so very irritating. The Bitch Queen sure lives on on this blog. I fucking knew what he’d do to me. I can’t even enjoy a good story anymore.

    Mr Oversabi Tiercel, Peak, Diablo, in ur very desperate bid to make Max sound like a liar, y’all actually make urself come across as really stupid. “Early 2000s” is now so difficult to comprehend??? Max will be around my age (+/-1). Seeing as you know me VERY WELL, Tiercel, do the math. You irritate me each bright and sunny blog day, ur different pseudonyms not withstanding. Being intentionally obtuse because you don’t like the LIPSTICK GANG? Geez!!! You cud av just kept quiet.

    And Mandy, seriously? Boy2006 asked a really valid question. I sure cannot have ‘unplanned for’ sex no matter how spontaneous the moment may be. Last I checked, there is always ready-made shit in the colon at least 8hrs after any meal. You gave a good answer…For this instant. Leave it at that. Don’t go touting a theory of a ‘clean anus all day once you have gone to the toilet in the morning’.

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    • Tiercel de Claron
      July 9, 2015

      Let’s see……stupid,irritating,intentionally obtuse,all thrown about in just one of three paragraphs.
      Seeing as I’ve been in such a good mood today,I’ll let it all lie.Mi o ri ti e ro,amo so ara e.Ma je oro emi ati e o ko ‘nu awo tanganran.

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      • Tiercel de Claron
        July 9, 2015

        Kila gbe,kilo n ju gan?.

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    • Peak
      July 9, 2015

      **sigh** Trystham, its funny how u managed to commit almost the exact crime you are accusing ppl of, if not worse. U didn’t just read to remember, U read to reply with zero comprehension.

      Tercel was just accusing me of taking side with Max against Diablo, and here you are in all ur fiery glory accusing me of taking max apart. Try and breathe and read the comments again bro, its not that deep.

      FYI; This is me playing nice, civil and trying to keep the peace here! I can’t guarantee that I will be this accommodating when next you come 4 me unprovoked or without a good reason.

      Do have a nice day.

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      • Gad
        July 9, 2015

        An average learned mind,s disagreement with people should be issue based. Reading an article/comments with the aim of looking for what to either agree with or disparage the writer with depending on your side of the divide brings out the most foolish aspect of an individual. It blinds his eyes to sound reasoning because all he is engrossed in is to please or attack as the case maybe. Its cheap and quite unfortunate.

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    • trystham
      July 9, 2015

      *scoffs* For u both, I have nothing but disdain for ur ‘good moods’ and ur ‘civilities’. And I do know what I am talking about. Oh btw Tiercel, Keep to English, Seeing as I barely understood ur yoruba. We ain’t that close.

      Gad………….. I laugh. I’m sure u wud wanna lump urself with ‘learned minds’ and ‘ppl with sound reasoning’. Anyway, I’d still run miles to catch up with ur superior brand of idiocy

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  27. Gad
    July 9, 2015

    It’s good to find love though I’m yet to know if what the writer found was love or sex going by the story. My main reservation stemmed from the fact that this friendship seemed “purchased”. The best way to know if it’s love is when there is no material benefit whatsoever. I’m talking on the premise of the free phone accessory etc. A nice story line. Please anyone who wants to have sex should always use a condom even if it’s with an angel.

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    • Gad
      July 9, 2015

      @ Peak this comment is actually a follow-up on your rejoinder to trystam

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  28. JArch
    July 9, 2015

    OMGoodness see blood, bras, blouses and braids everywhere…

    Can someone get Andy Cohen already to start our own reality series. Atleast that way everyone can make money while ripping each other to shreds… These Victoria’s Secret bras and Brazilian hair y’all are shredding isn’t cheap oo.

    Pinky at the end of the year we need to do our own Awards ceremony
    – Best Actress
    – Best supporting Actress
    – Baddest bitch award
    – Supporting baddest bitch
    Etc

    —-
    OAN: Max this was beautiful, well written and relatable. Why do I have a feeling that things would go awry with Danny in Part II, but then try to make a come back again in the future.

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  29. KingBey
    July 9, 2015

    Got me hard…..now I am thinking of Daniel. Smh…..

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  30. Chuck
    July 9, 2015

    please use a condom. HIV,herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia and syphilis are real. I agree with trystham on the spontaneous sex debate. use a condom o

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    • Max
      July 9, 2015

      Hello!!
      *spontaneous sex*
      *17 year old*
      *Never touched a condom then*
      *Never knew of diseases that could be transmitted then*

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      • Chuck
        July 10, 2015

        That doesn’t make it ok to have unsafe sex.
        P.S It wasn’t that spontaneous. You’d clearly had designs on the guy for a while before you made your move. he’d been sleeping over etc. You had time to plan. And it’s tough to think you didn’t know of HIV by the time you arrived in university

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      • Max
        July 10, 2015

        Knowing HIV could be transmitted through anal sex? Naa, I didn’t know. I never saw the correlation or possibility. Since they told us it involved blood to blood contact.
        No one talks to you about anal sex in Nigeria, no one… Not when you’re 17.

        Remember, I’m not saying it was right to have sex without one, but the story was written clearly for you to understand the state of mind of the character at that age.

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      • Gad
        July 10, 2015

        Hmmm. And I was told about HIV/AIDS in my village school in 1991. Now I have reason to continue to be proud of my Alma matter and my teachers.

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      • pinkpanthertb
        July 10, 2015

        Gad, please be sincere with yourself and this readership. In 1991, your teachers educated you that HIV/AIDS was transmittable through gay anal sex? Is that what you’re trying to sell to us? Because if it’s not, then you very clearly misunderstood what Max was trying to say.

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      • Gad
        July 10, 2015

        In 1991 a seminar was organised for us in school on HIV/AIDS. That’s what I said.You and others can now picture what the contents of the papers presented by different resource persons in that seminar could be. I haven’t said that Max was lying as you have insinuated. If you must know I view lying as cowardice and to the best of my knowledge I have NEVER told a lie here. There is no reason to.No incentive whatsoever. If you notice,I have not joined issues with some of you lately. Its deliberate. I realized that your passion and that of your cohorts is different from mine. I’m only replying you because you mentioned sincerity.if not I would have ignored you as usual. Just know this: the day a man sees himself agreeing to every good and bad things a particular person says,thats the day he starts dying. The physical death of the body would have been better but this death is that of conscience. Its a most terrible death.

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      • keredim
        July 10, 2015

        Max, it was a good story and properly executed. However I am with Chuck on the safe sex issue. I understand you were 17 and all that and it was spontaneous, BUT you had the presence of mind to check Google to figure out if someone is gay.
        Something tells me that on the Google result page, HIV / safe sex / condoms would somehow pop up.

        I am all for “spicing up” real life stories to make it palatable to the readers, but within reason. This should be done SAFELY. There are other 17 year olds (and younger) reading this stuff. This was set in 2000 by which time safe sex was common knowledge, especially if you had access to google.

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      • posh6666
        July 10, 2015

        U guys he already had d sex its all done n gone.He told his story exactly how it happened and am sure he wont make mistake of such ever again.And honestly the young adults of nowadays are more exposed and educated bout sex so no need saying u dont want to give d upcoming young men impression that its ok having unsafe sex.Everybody eye don tear now.

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      • keredim
        July 10, 2015

        Posh, I am passionate about the safe sex issue, because I know how impressionable youths are.
        We are bombarded with bareback sex porn and the young people think it’s the best way to have sex despite sex education and free condoms… And that is just in the UK.
        In addition, pharmaceutical companies are pushing PrEP (Truvada) for profit, which they say gives freedom from using condoms.

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      • posh6666
        July 10, 2015

        Pls whats (prep truvada)?

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      • keredim
        July 10, 2015

        I am not using this as an opportunity to push the blog, but check http://www.sagbachronicles.com
        The latest post. Please read the comments as well.

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      • posh6666
        July 10, 2015

        Ok thanks.One of the reasons i appreciate technology honestly back then alot of us didnt have enough info about hiv like we saw on tv some of us just assumed it was a disease for a man and a woman.Our parents too didnt help matters sex education is rarely ever discussed in nigeria.My God looking back i cant but be grateful i was careless back in my secondary/uni days and the reality only dawned on me when i was bout going to law skul and had to go through series of test including hiv.The tension i went through that day for those few minutes my God! Eversince then i did my research and no longer joke with my health.

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      • Tiercel de Claron
        July 10, 2015

        Not trying to sound overly sanctimonious PP,but as at late 90’s I for one had been taught HIV is more easily transmitted through unprotected MSM sex.
        Tis not an issue to harp one as concern this story tho,it was their first time

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      • Gad
        July 10, 2015

        Thanks Tiercel.

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      • Max
        July 10, 2015

        @Gad, you didn’t answer PP’s question. Did they talk about gay sex (anal sex) in the seminar???)

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      • Gad
        July 10, 2015

        I wish to refer you again to my answer. Thanks

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      • JaneTheVirgin
        July 10, 2015

        @Gad, so you were in village school in 1991 and in 2015 you already have a son who has finished NYSC and started working as a Public servant??? And you said you’ve never told a lie here. Ok oooo!!!

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      • Gad
        July 10, 2015

        You are disgustingly senseless.

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      • JaneTheVirgin
        July 10, 2015

        Painment

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      • Max
        July 10, 2015

        @Gad, I’m not reading your trash(lies) again, answer the question or keep mute.
        @Keredim, I’m by no means advocating bareback sex.. I would never do that. If you know the kind of person I am now, I’ll never put my dick up someone’s poopchute without a condom.
        I told the story as accurately as possible, it wasn’t meant for sex education.

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      • Gad
        July 10, 2015

        I wonder who is the lier here. You mentioned early 2000 in your piece and when challenged on it you gave the lame excuse that it covers from 2000 to a period spanning over 400yrs. I wonder when is early and late in your context. Maybe 2050? I decided to overlook the lies and dwell on other aspects of the story but like it’s the custom of the lickspittle gang, except a man says, “I like,i like” to any rubbish that comes from any of you, you come after him as if he is the reason for your “high” estate.

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      • Max
        July 10, 2015

        Angel Gadriel answer the question oh!!!!!! Stop beating around the bush..
        Did they talk about gay sex??
        When did you even hear the word “gay” for the first time?
        Seeing you grew up in the village and wiping ass with plantain leaves as a child, I guess you just discovered the word recently.

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      • wytem
        July 10, 2015

        In 1990 when unicef organised a seminar for us @ my primary school, we were told that a major infection route was heterosexual intercourse. I got to know that gay sex is even a worse route @ about 1993 ..theeeabouts…then I didnt know gay sex was possible

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      • Gad
        July 10, 2015

        Wytem thanks for adding your voice to the truth. Its surprising that the those who claim to know better now want to hide under feigned ignorance because kdians are smart enough to point out their lies. Max, the era of deceiving the crowd has passed. Rather than all these lazy cover-ups, just keep quiet and desist from trying to deceive the public in the future. Your story was interesting no doubt but the lies was unnecessary and senseless.

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      • Max
        July 10, 2015

        @Gadriel, maybe you’ve lost your sense of comprehension as usual. @Wytem isn’t concurring with you. They were only lectured about hetero sex. He learnt about gay sex few yrs later from another source.
        And we all know here that you’re not the sharpest took in the box, so pls save it.
        Until you can come up with a scenario where they lectured you on gay sex in Nigeria, I think we r done here.
        No need arguing with a chauvinistic religitard.

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      • Tiercel de Claron
        July 10, 2015

        You should keep quiet,Max.You lost the plot a while back.
        It’s a good story,no doubt.Nice read,but people pointing out certain deficiencies in it,especially to rightly guide impressionable minds that may be reading this blog,as keredim pointed out,does not equate coming at you with long knives.Criticism is a fact of life and the ones I’ve seen on this post have been constructive thus far.You take them with grace and move on.You supposedly “know better”,don’t you?.

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      • Max
        July 10, 2015

        @Clarice, your whore-hopping on peoples comments is quite unbecoming of you. You’ve developed a reputation of being the nosy lousy one who replies comments that aren’t directed to him.
        If I intended to write a health piece, it would’ve been on the title.
        There are no plot holes here, only views of people who want to act all high and mighty & talk about #SafeSex.
        I’m not on support of barebacking as I’m writing this, however, I didn’t know much about safe sex in 20xx. And that’s the point of the whole story. Stop taking away focus on a plot just to find who to claw in.
        I’m not gonna address this issue with anyone again, if anyone has a problem with the story, you can take it up with yourself, in your room, or better write it down, fold it and shove it down your throat or anus(whichever one is bigger).
        I’m done here

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  31. bola
    July 10, 2015

    Hmmm why am I not lucky like this now

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  32. JojoArmani
    July 10, 2015

    Wish I had a first time like this*…

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  33. JamesJemima
    July 10, 2015

    Details details.. Arguing about dates and the fact that condoms were or were not used.. Basically taking away the fun from a rather nice story. Goes to show that some of us here are just looking to be vindictive. How much will it add to your pockets if you manage to prove anyone on this blog was lying. All of una have time.. To even be remembering whether gad has a son that is serving or what max or anyone said months ago…

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  34. sensei
    July 11, 2015

    Awesome piece! Can’t wait for the part two.

    But guyz, na wah for una. We are all trying too hard to hurt the other person, show that they are a fraud or get even.
    I hope it makes us happy to do this?

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  35. La-Coozee
    July 11, 2015

    Name: La-Coozee

    Post: President, Virgins Association Of Africa

    😀

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