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  1. DeadlyDarius
    December 19, 2014

    Nice! And the exit was just like a Bourne movie, lol. They were really green in the kito business sha. Such a shame: he looked so great on paper

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    • Khristopher B!
      December 19, 2014

      OMG! I stay in Calabar know know these places…. now i’m scared! Thank God for your intuition. I’ve been looking to meet up with peeps since arriving here for NYSC but judging from the kito stories i’ve heard, I guess I might just have to be celibate n stick to my darling Vaseline and videos from Boyfriendtv.com….lolx

      Meanwhile pinky… you ate my article! It’s almost 2 Months now hon…

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  2. Mr Kassy
    December 19, 2014

    God just loves you so dearly dear.Some guys don’t even get even a single sign;but yours was like on and on again.And to cap it,You are also smart enough to analyse all those signs. Those signs,were your miracle Adrian.Guys pls you all should be careful and pls draw closer to God and develop ur spiritual gifts from God. because I know and I am sure that every gay guy has one.I can never fall into kito . Mess cos I will always know even before u say hi to me on a chat avenue.

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    • pinkpanthertb
      December 19, 2014

      *staring at Kassy with wonder and amazement*

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      • Mr Kassy
        December 19, 2014

        Lol Pinky,**rolls my eyes from pinky’s lips to Dennis dick den to chizzie’s cakes**.but deep down guys I know that you know that I am saying the truuuuuuth!

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      • pinkpanthertb
        December 19, 2014

        I dont know any such thing o biko.

        And this thing you have for me, Dennis and Chizzie. Kontinu oo

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    • DeadlyDarius
      December 19, 2014

      Oshey TB Joshua

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    • Lord II
      December 19, 2014

      Wow Adrian that was lucky lucky lucky…thank God your ‘kitoDAR’ was up!!! They can never catch you once you develop the KitoDAR….trust me!!!

      Meanwhile Mr Kassy Thanx for that advise of getting closer to God….however will anyone know about HIS LOVE and GIFTS if they never acknowledged him in their lives….

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      • Mr Kassy
        December 19, 2014

        U r a sweethrt Lord II.*french kisses*

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    • Dom
      December 19, 2014

      That’s the kind of story you tell Judge Judy and she’s like “If you want to tell that story, you’re on the wrong show.”

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  3. McGray
    December 19, 2014

    Adrian if u had fallen victim to them i would have given u seven hot slaps across the face. U r very smart, i love that. ‘odu anya movie’?? Lol. Hahahahahahaha

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  4. Remy Dubois
    December 19, 2014

    Mr kassy come and lay hands on me o..lemme develop my gifts **takes of beret and kneels down **

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    • DeadlyDarius
      December 19, 2014

      Lol abi?

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  5. chestnut
    December 19, 2014

    Oh my! Adrian,ur kito story had me feeling all types of suspense! Very interesting…plus,I’m happy it had a happy ending(when I first saw d picture Pinky chose for this particular story,I was like: “huh”? Lol).
    They may truly have been kito-bandits, or they may have been two innocent(tho simple-minded) knuckleheads, who had a misguided idea of “discretion” in d gay community (one of my BEST friends in d world today,had me believing his name was ‘Lanre’, for about a week after we first met; I later realised he wasn’t even yoruba! He wasn’t trying to ‘kito’ me or anything, he was just an overly cautious, paranoid freak,who believed in hiding every detail abt urself for months!lol)
    Either way sha,good thing this story ended on a happy note.

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  6. Adrian
    December 19, 2014

    Thanks chestnut

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  7. Adrian
    December 19, 2014

    McGray, Lord, kassy, Darius, ..I see y’all..

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  8. Colossus
    December 19, 2014

    Hilarious story, i laughed good. I admit i was afraid you’ll come spoil it by falling into the kito situation, thank God that was not the end.
    Like Mr. Kassy said, thank God for your spiritual gifts, imagine if you did not have them? Imagine if you were just a mere sinner, devilish monster that just wanted to get laid? Imagine if you did not have all the angels in heaven telling you what to do, protecting you and probably lifting you up into the astral plane? I can’t even begin to think of how that story would end.
    You’ve got the gift my brother, go open a church and then teach some peeps how to develop their spiritual gifts. Mr. Kassy can come help you run it. Never mind we unintelligent Christians that keep getting kito’d.

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    • DeadlyDarius
      December 19, 2014

      FIVE stars!!!

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    • pinkpanthertb
      December 19, 2014

      Hahahahahahahahaaa!!! This comment is epic

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  9. Adrian
    December 19, 2014

    I fink d name of the church would be ‘Fellowship of the Unkitoables”
    …lmao

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    • Max
      December 19, 2014

      I think Unkitoable ministries will be berra…don’t u think??

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  10. FKA Chizzie
    December 19, 2014

    Nice! This was actually an entertaining read and I’m glad it didnt end gruesome like all the other kito stories i’d read. Shows it always pays to listen to ur gut feeling, regardless of how loud ur mangina is screaming otherwise. 🙂

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  11. Handsomely Inclined
    December 19, 2014

    Adrain….good one.i love how you use your senses….
    Good your senses were on your head not on your dick…..
    Some people should just learn when to take the next available taxi

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  12. Adrian
    December 19, 2014

    The guys fb address is “Christopher Salvage” …so y’all should beware..

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    • Ace
      December 19, 2014

      And this is where i maximized my Facebook app to search the name.

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    • Max
      December 19, 2014

      Lemme go do some CSI work on him..

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      • Deola
        December 19, 2014

        Research thingz…i am behind you. No pun intended

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    • Pedro Mann (@D1kPedro)
      December 19, 2014

      Actually, the facebook name isnot enough since one can easily change their facebook name. just copy and paste the profile address or better so, the profile id (something like 10 digit number)

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  13. Arabian Princess
    December 19, 2014

    hmm. All these God-talk this morning….
    shaaa cum & gimme my own kitoDAR

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  14. Adrian
    December 19, 2014

    Lol @ Ace

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  15. trystham
    December 19, 2014

    Loool. I like d dramatic pauses part. I imagine ur guardian angel be like “Today is not thine day for a Kito bitch. MOVE.”

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  16. shuga chocolata
    December 19, 2014

    Well written and quite hilarious If I should add but my dear a 3rd party is a no no for me. I always walk out in situations like that. Thanks heaven you are safe and sound.

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  17. Adrian
    December 19, 2014

    @ trystham…av had my slice of kito when I was much younger…can’t have another…

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  18. Masked Man
    December 19, 2014

    Hmm

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  19. FKA Chizzie
    December 19, 2014

    But the Christopher Salvage is fine o,in an ‘Nna Men’ igbo way
    *fans self*

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    • Dennis Macauley
      December 19, 2014

      Come kito is calling you!

      Will you keep quiet?

      ***in patience jonathan’s voice***

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  20. tobby
    December 19, 2014

    Maybe u were just paranoid..lol

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  21. Max
    December 19, 2014

    I love this…wrong title though.. Its supposed to be -The almost kito story…
    Whenever there’s inconsistency, bail on them wisely…
    Nice one Adrian

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  22. A-non
    December 19, 2014

    Christopher Salvage even as a name sounds suspicious. I have this funny feeling whenever anyone introduces himself and herself with all English names, I often ask for a native name.

    Lucky you Adrian!

    Pinky, any progress with the kito-taskforce team?

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  23. A-non
    December 19, 2014

    Adrian, your name does remind me of a certain dude who works in a certain gay friendly NGO in Yaba, Lagos. Have heard a lot about the guy but haven’t met him before.

    Are you by any chance he?

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  24. Dennis Macauley
    December 19, 2014

    This was a good read! I didn’t want to read initially because kito stories mortify me! Thank heavens this turned out okay!

    I’d like to say however that every kito situation comes with red flags! Every one of them; we just are usually too horny to acknowledge them!

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  25. Adrian
    December 19, 2014

    Lmao@ Denis.. U funny sha…
    @A-non..no am not the Adrian u seek

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  26. Sheldon Cooper
    December 19, 2014

    Thank gawd! A happy ending finally! Your narrative skills are superb!! Very smart of you. Many wouldn’t have been able to see the signs even if they were staring them in the eyes.

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  27. Adrian
    December 19, 2014

    @tobby the tot that I was just being paranoid crossed my mind…buh I can’t wait to find out now can I?…so I’ll gladly let him be d “dick that got away”…

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  28. victor
    December 19, 2014

    Oh no! Adrian u should have walked into the bar na, I just wanted to see how the kito played out, (can be evil like that)

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  29. Legalkoboko
    December 19, 2014

    We need more healthy stories like this. I have picked up one or two tips for it.
    Thank you Adrian.

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  30. Adrian
    December 19, 2014

    Y’all are funny sha….been laughing my balls off

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  31. gad
    December 20, 2014

    Adrian, the part where you wrote a dirge on a dead man that you don’t know reminded of Lady Patience Jonathan. So funny. Thank God you used your head not your ass sorry heart. Nice story

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  32. geeluv
    June 15, 2015

    Lol … you tuff

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