233 responses

  1. enKAYCEd
    May 21, 2015

    Awwww… Really harrowing experience.
    As for me, I would never go to your house for a first time hookup. Hell! I’m not even interested in online hookups these days.
    Physical attraction and interaction is still the way to go.
    Then please, please, please, if you feel like where you’re going to puts you in a queasy state, it doesn’t hurt to stop and request that your ‘friend’ comes around to meet you.
    Maybe it’s because the kind of work I do is a potential target all the time.
    No online hookup for me o! I just downloaded whatsapp just 4 days ago. So you can see my aversion for too much chit-chat.
    Anyway, Fabby, sorry it happened to you. It could have been anyone. Apparently, according to your story, your intentions were noble!
    Ndo!

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  2. Ringlana
    May 21, 2015

    Fabby Darling Sowie for your. Ordeal,#1: 2go has no Gay Room .#2:Visit an Idiot that’s Married in. Another State,That’s a No Go Area for. Muah.#3: Was Aware that Jarch is a Professional Winch on Hookup you should seek Advice from him,Asking ur Fellas. If dem know who this Richard is.#4:Busy Man but you depend on ur Salary. For next Step. Huh I trust my Instinct it can’t deceive me.For muah If we See in an Eatery or a Shopping Mall,Dude Pack well.The amazing Dude that’s asked for ur Number for Hookup is real Dude,We dee Vexs No dulling.*wink*

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    • JArch
      May 21, 2015

      LMAO Ringlana you know you’re a hot mess for this right? Professional winch keep

      But you have raised some valid points/advice though.

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  3. Jamie
    May 21, 2015

    Hmm….it’s all over. We all make mistakes…

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  4. kacee
    May 21, 2015

    I’m so sorry this happened to u….*pats fabby on his shoulder*

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  5. Verified
    May 21, 2015

    Thank God u were spared Fabby.

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  6. KingBey
    May 21, 2015

    bitch, so you forgot to add how I repeatedly begged you to raise an alarm inside the bank so as to avoid giving them any money. you were in a public place and the best they would have done was to escape. the same time they would have used to publish the pictures and videos on your account, can still be used by you to change your passwords…..worst case scenario, it’s published….then you claim they were kidnappers and they did all that to get money from you. you were under duress and coercion that was why you admitted to being gay. This advice is for the eventuality of any future kito oooo…God forbid. because as for me, no human being will get a dime from me…the only thing you can do is the beating. that’s all ! the fools that tried it with me and collected my phone, I later went back with three cops and took my phone back. nonsense and condiments !

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    • Mandy
      May 21, 2015

      You went back with three cops… That couldn’t have been in Nigeria.

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      • enKAYCEd
        May 21, 2015

        That could bro… Some dudes ganged up and got my Lapps, phone, gold wristwatch and 30k from me…
        I went back with a full squad, set a trap for them, got everything back, got them detained and even got them to write an undertaking that I would live happily ever after.
        It all depends on the individual bro!
        That was a lifetime ago.

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      • pinkpanthertb
        May 21, 2015

        Depends on the individual and how connected he is.

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      • KingBey
        May 21, 2015

        Obviously not in Nigeria…..but funny enough, it was fellow Nigerians that did it to me….in fact, my fellow Igbo people….but I showed them nwii

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    • Ringlana
      May 21, 2015

      You went Back with 3 Cops that’s Uk Episode not Nija

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  7. enKAYCEd
    May 21, 2015

    And I had to add… The bank staff never noticed your disheveled appearance? If it was in better climes where staff are well trained, they would have recognized you were in some sort of tRAGedy.
    And that your uncle sef needs to be replaced… It’s now he has money to spare.
    IMO he hasn’t given you dough o… Ehen!
    And Jarch, seeing as you are the hookup winch, do you by chance have any successful, single man resident in Anambra state that you’re not using?
    #AskingForMyPeaceOfMind

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    • Max
      May 21, 2015

      “Successful”
      **arches eyebrow*

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      • enKAYCEd
        May 21, 2015

        Yes my brother… Is that too much to ask for? I hear those main market guys are smoky.
        It’s usually good in a relationship when one is a businessman and another is a civil servant. At least it worked between my mum and dad.
        I’m already a civil servant, searching for my businessman Johnny!

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    • trystham
      May 21, 2015

      Hian!!! I worked in a bank and trust me, the more disheveled and smelly and unkempt u look, the fatter ur account seems o. It used to be topics for convo where we speculate which customer did money juju and whose babalawo made it a taboo for him to spend money on himself. Noisy and flashy ppl don’t av money. Choi!!! Its those silent ones who strive to look regular u shud b looking at

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    • JArch
      May 21, 2015

      Chai Ringlana shey you don see wetin you cause abi?

      Enkayced there are challenges with your request:
      – last time I was in anambra was in 97 (I think) for a wedding. Other times I was just transiting.

      – All the “nna Emeka” in main market rarely visit Abuja from what am made to understand and even when they do, they bringing their good to sell to mazi ibe in banex plaza or Baba uchenna in wuse market. Those lot rarely spend more than 2-3 days and they are gone

      – Lastly and probably the most crucial part that posses a challenge for your request. My flavours consists of just vanilla and whip cream.

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      • enKAYCEd
        May 21, 2015

        Just get the vanilla… They might happen to know some chocolate.

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      • JArch
        May 21, 2015

        Chai… The hustle is real loool

        Meet Simba, he probably might have some pearls of wisdom on hustling hard lol

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      • JArch
        May 21, 2015

        Certain batch mostly keredim.
        But sometimes am willing to try a few outside my preferred batch :p

        Classic case of bending the rules once in a while. Lol

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      • Brian Collins
        May 21, 2015

        When me i thought this was a kito story..

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      • enKAYCEd
        May 21, 2015

        Loooool… Oya simba , over to you.

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      • Absalom
        May 21, 2015

        Na wa ooh! On top kito story na im una dey sell market! Kobo-kobo! Shiorr.

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  8. Masked Man
    May 21, 2015

    Jisos! This is scary, horrifying and agonizing. Am so sorry, Fabby. You are strong. I don’t know if I would have survived. It’s over now. Sorry.

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    • pinkpanthertb
      May 21, 2015

      Oh you would have. These kito experiences come and go, but there’s no denying the enduring spirit of the victims.

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  9. IVANKO
    May 21, 2015

    Chai see kito…. Thank God for ur life @fabby

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  10. Chris
    May 21, 2015

    Am sorry Fabby, you meant well as for the purpose of your journey.
    All these hook up sites, get as e be, blender- grindir, boyjam or manjam,
    planet juliet, wickedoo or badoo, in this our Nigeria? mehn, all i will
    say to guys, tread carefully, boys are not smiling, girls sef are not.
    Homophobes boku everywhere. (readers, please excused my lingo )

    Personally, in this homophobic and gbajue country of mine, aint
    meeting no one except by recommendation. cest fini

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  11. fabby
    May 21, 2015

    EnKaycee they did…one of the bank officials even asked me if I was okay…I had to reply them yes..to quicken the process of getting my card..n to get over with the whole thing…I was just so tired of it all..

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    • enKAYCEd
      May 21, 2015

      Any properly trained staff is taught to recognize when a customer comes in looking weary… This is useful in cases where the person is a victim of blackmail

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      • Gad
        May 21, 2015

        My brother, a patient has to be determined to live before a doctors for the doctors help to be more meaningful. Do you want the bank staff to arrest Fabby and detain and maybe torture him before he opens up?im surprised at all the soft landing comments I have seen so far except of course for kingbeys. This blog is primarily to educate and not an online condolence register. If you ask me, what happened to Fabby is the type of things that happens to people who refuse to take advice or learn from experiences of others

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      • trystham
        May 21, 2015

        But of course. That would av totally made ur day. An automatic member of ur Victim’s Club. Some ppl still have NOBLE hearts and intentions of GENUINE friendship. Concept evidently very foreign to you.

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      • Chris
        May 21, 2015

        So Gad, what you are saying in a nutshell is that, a fly that does not heed warning will
        be buried with the corpse.

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      • Gad
        May 21, 2015

        Exactly

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  12. Masked Man
    May 21, 2015

    PP I doubt if I can summon such courage and strength to go through this. Let me tell you this. I was threatened by a guy over the phone who promised to deal with me and probably kill me if I don’t leave his boyfriend alone. Now, it was this his boyfriend who was on my case for over a year and wouldn’t let me be. He claimed to have broken up with the guy threatening me, and that he’s just being jealous. Real fear came when he came to fb to threaten me more. How did he get all my info? I dealt with it anyway.

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    • pinkpanthertb
      May 21, 2015

      That sounds like a fabulous story for KD, don’t you think? 😀

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      • Max
        May 21, 2015

        Story hoe looking for more customers
        **sips coffee*

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      • Masked Man
        May 21, 2015

        Am not sure I want to tell that story.

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  13. fabby
    May 21, 2015

    But in all it sure have thought me a lesson never to visit anyone without asking friends in the same location with d person…thats the foolish mistake I made though

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    • enKAYCEd
      May 21, 2015

      But sometimes, the fun is knowing someone in pinky’s neighborhood who pinky is remotely unaware of.
      For instance, I barely relate with my immediate neighbors… So if you asked me about any of them, I would really disappoint. Not everyone has all that time to get to know all the Castle Pink residents around them.
      If you get an honest and real person through these online media, you are just lucky my dear.
      Kito hovers above everyone!

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    • trystham
      May 21, 2015

      Was it though? I think I understand the need to do some things without external familial or filial influence. And its not everytime it such risk ends badly.

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    • Gad
      May 21, 2015

      Please if you haven’t refunded the monies that others has to send to service your indiscretion start doing so. People should pay for their actions and inactions. I’m just angry @ all of this

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      • Brian Collins
        May 21, 2015

        How about you jump off a cliff Gad, i wouldn’t be angry about that.

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      • Gad
        May 21, 2015

        I wont but please don’t let your anger kill you. Brian, you either heed my stern rebuke or get yourself burnt. Simple

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      • Chris
        May 21, 2015

        @Gad, you are not suffering fools gladly this morning shey?
        You refused to to take any prisoner,..

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      • Brian Collins
        May 21, 2015

        Dey dia dey Cast and Bind, no be only rebuke.

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      • KingBey
        May 21, 2015

        Calm down Gad. He sure have learnt his lessons now…..her nyash Don dey siddon one place since then…..lwkmd !

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  14. trystham
    May 21, 2015

    Some kito experiences, I understand. This one wasn’t even remotely sex inclined and thats what baffles me. Aye awon were yi ti baje o de ma baje tan patapata

    @KingBey Except this is not the full story, I suggest you sit ur jumpy arse down. Not everyone is a KITO SUPER-HERO

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    • pinkpanthertb
      May 21, 2015

      Kito Superhero… LMAO.

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    • Brian Collins
      May 21, 2015

      Trystham, bee no ni. Aye won ma baje lailai ati lailai.

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    • KingBey
      May 21, 2015

      Obviously it’s not the full story….so I also suggest you shove your unnecessary suggestion up your arse. You were not the one he called up by midnight neither were you the one who had to go through suspense and worry for the three days he was held captive. So shut it !

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      • trystham
        May 21, 2015

        How very good of you. Who needs ppl when we have you to worry for 3 days. *rme Remind me not to put my ‘salvation’ in ur hands if u will bitch about it in public. Eish!!!

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  15. Brian Collins
    May 21, 2015

    I cried reading this, this happened to one of my best friends. I reached out to Pinky about it the night it happened. Thing was i felt kinda responsible cos my friend came to my room in school just before he left and i didnt tell him not to go. The guy was consistent and they had known each other for a while. The experience was terrible for his family too.
    Fabby i am so sorry this happened to you and hundreds of other guys. They seem to have ‘customers’ like everyday.
    Do we not have military personnel here who can intervene in this issue? These guys are getting rich off hating and abusing gay people, something should be done about it.

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    • Chris
      May 21, 2015

      Besides guys taking caution and i meant all the necessary precautions,
      Kito stories like this will continue to flourish until the day we offer solution
      to the problem ourselves. Bear in mind, homophobes are not smiling.
      The 21 dudes arrested at a party in Ib was all due to homophobic attitude.

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  16. #TeamKizito
    May 21, 2015

    Actually, You can’t view or sift through profiles in 2go chat-rooms…

    I’m not moved!

    And what about Richard?

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    • #TeamKizito
      May 21, 2015

      And how is it possible you got a new ATM card the next morning? All 50k and 20k was transferred into your account and they withdrew ’em with this ‘new ATM card’ on that same day? Ha! You had a nasty bruise on your head, and I bet you had a swollen face- and your went with hoodlums into a bank with no hitch? Haba! No Richard in sight during the business?

      I don’t believe it oh! All I see is falseness.

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      • trystham
        May 21, 2015

        Maybe it does, but uncle, u prolly shud av stuck to ‘hmmmm’s. Not all cards are embossed with ur name on them and u can get one of those kinds linked to ur acct for u

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      • #TeamKizito
        May 21, 2015

        Don’t give me your title. The tip is much appreciated. Thank you.

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      • Brian Collins
        May 21, 2015

        I expected this from someone else, not kizito. You really should have stuck to your hmmmmms.
        Trystham no mind d olodo, when they will be banking with backward banks like Union Bank (i have an account there so i know). I know for sure that Ecobank bank and Firstbank provides the service for instant atm cards. I think UBA too does it, you can get an atm card without even opening an account with them and instantly too. Kizito, i have been in a kito situation before and i can tell you that all you want is for it to be over and fast too.

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      • #TeamKizito
        May 21, 2015

        Oya take what you’ve been expecting: HMMM! ‘_’

        (Where you expecting the questions from Tef by any chance? :s)

        But, you had to call me an olodo to prove your point? ‘_’ Issoryt.

        Wait, OLODO?! *fumes* Apologize! (Or we both end of in bed or in hell or in Igbobi! Your choice.)

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      • trystham
        May 21, 2015

        *shrugs* I tried. So which ‘title’ wud u av preferred? ‘blonde’? ‘bitch’? ‘hoe’? ‘aunty’? ‘madam’? ‘daddy wa’? ‘SIR’?…

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      • Brian Collins
        May 21, 2015

        Kizito dear, oya mo binu #Ndo. You seem to be a more sensitive person than someone you mentioned, i was kinda upset. Talking about TefMushin, i couldn’t expect less. Well… It is him.
        The first option seems more interesting than the other two, but if we both end up in Igbobi, wouldn’t we be in a bed?

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    • Brian Collins
      May 21, 2015

      My friend said he did not see anyone who remotely looked like the guy he was chatting with on BBM, i asked him to show me the picture before he left. The guy i saw was a middle aged guy kind, early thirties ish and had a construction hat on. I had the impression that he worked on an oil rig.
      He said the guys were generally young except the bike guy.

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  17. McGray
    May 21, 2015

    Its only bcos u dnt knw d road, u shld v known dat Ibusa and Asaba are not that close and as such shld v suspected when he told u dat a bike man would pick u from Ibusa, instead of u following dat same bus to Asaba. Guys know it today: Ibusa is an Autonormous Kingdom ruled by HRH Obi Kito of Ibusa.

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  18. pete
    May 21, 2015

    visiting hookup sites has its own hazards. bear that in mind at all times

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  19. McGray
    May 21, 2015

    It took me seven working days to got my Atm card from fidelity when the last one expired, and it ws earlier this year. Don’t know dat atm card could be gotten in just some few hours sha

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    • Max
      May 21, 2015

      Some banks can give you a card without your name on it and link your acc to it, thats if you need it quickly. All cards with name come from the head office and 95% of banks in Nigeria have head office in Lagos, thats why it takes like a week.

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      • Gad
        May 21, 2015

        This is the type of mis-information you get from people who “know better”. Walk into any FBN branch now and you will get a card with any type of name you desire embossed on it within 10 minutes.it has been like that for the past 5years. It doesn’t have to come from headquarters

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    • Gad
      May 21, 2015

      In FBN,some hours is too much to spend before getting an ATM card. In 10mins is all you need or less. Am I marketing?

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      • Ringlana
        May 21, 2015

        You are Marketing ,cus have Experienced that,FBN .it doesn’t. Take Time.

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  20. wytem
    May 21, 2015

    Fabby your experience is quite horrowing. Ndo.
    I am sure you ve overcome the incident.
    @all, pls be careful when a hook up says come to ASABA….. that place sha. I believe in meeting ppl organically. I dont really like hook up sites/apps. A responsible friend is likely to introduce a responsible person and the probability of a kito experience reduces drastically.
    Everybody doesnt have to buy my idea but in all…… be cautious!

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  21. Sinnex
    May 21, 2015

    This is one scary shit. If you don’t mind my asking, how old are you? So you left those hot dark Ijaw guys in Bayelsa with big dicks and decided to a village called Ibuzor, na wa oooo.
    One just have to be careful. It might seem that one if proud if one decide not to be meeting people, I love my life more than anything.
    The issue is that despite the fact that one tries to be as careful as possible, one still ends up falling into various traps.

    The annoying thing is that they can be very patient. Especially when they have an idea about where you work and your likely pay.

    That was how one guy called Kingsley in Wuse who claims to be a corper kept pestering me to come to his house. His house was not even far from my place, I was not sure of him because he kept on sending me different pictures and claiming they were his. He even sent me ‘his’ nude pictures and videos, I was so not into him. He also asked me if I had hairy ass and said that a gay guy is supposed to have hairtly ass so as for the sex to be enjoyable. He was trying too hard and I was already getting irritated. After some weeks of chatting, we had an argument and he lashed out at me and told me that ‘na God, save you, if not I for don set you up, homo like you, mtchwwww….’

    We really need a strike force. Are there no roughnecks in this blog? Cultists? Military or Paramilitary Officers?

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    • Sinnex
      May 21, 2015

      ” So you left those hot dark Ijaw guys in Bayelsa with big dicks and decided to a village called Ibuzor, na wa oooo.”
      This part is supposed to be a joke. #justsaying

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      • Nero
        May 21, 2015

        Sinnex, TEF told you the truth here.

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    • Teflondon
      May 21, 2015

      Sinnex your Naivety is getting a tad irritating. (through your stories I.e)
      It’s nothing personal, I’m just being honest.

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      • Sinnex
        May 21, 2015

        No offence taken.
        It is better to sound naive than to create the impression of being all knowing….ending up sounding stupid….as usual!

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    • Max
      May 21, 2015

      Omg .. Lmfao @Sinnex
      **sets chair and hustles for 3D glasses** this is gonna be fun.
      Deola Where’s the popcorn?

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      • #TeamKizito
        May 21, 2015

        The sarcasm is thick and acid.

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      • McGray
        May 21, 2015

        Who stole my 3D glasses?? *Max come here lemme search ur boxers*

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    • KingBey
      May 21, 2015

      My dear, help me ask am…..the problem is that he prefers old guys. Lol. Me dey waka from here wey I dey visit him just to enjoy one of them dark Ijaw boys….

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  22. KryxxX
    May 21, 2015

    Ewooooooooooooooo Chim ooooooo!

    Chai! This is abi was sad. The part where they were asked to have sex had me cringing with disgust!

    Ppl is just too bad!

    Officially………. Am scared!

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  23. xerxev
    May 21, 2015

    This almost happen to me as well but I insisted on the mofo coming to pick me up as oppose to taking a bike in that same ibuzor. I ran for my dear life. No human being should have to go through that ordeal, I’m so sorry man.

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  24. fabby
    May 21, 2015

    @mcgrey…dats fidelity bank… U get ur card instantly once u apply for a new one der at first bank…dey just need ur real signature n maybe id which I was not having den I pleaded wit d bank official attending to me he just had to ask me a few questions abt ma acc which I answered him wit no mistakes n d card was issued to me..

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  25. fabby
    May 21, 2015

    @sinnex….sex wasn’t the main reason why I went there….read d story again….maybe along d line d sex might have happened but it wasn’t d main reason why I traveled

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  26. Teflondon
    May 21, 2015

    Too many inconsistencies.. I would want to believe you added a few spice to make this an interesting read. (Sadly you failed woefully in doing this).
    No mention of Richard again all through the Ordeal?
    First you were asked to be bailed for 65k then later 120k?
    You applied for and collected your Atm in some hours? Like seriously? Lol
    With Garshed head and Brusied face and body. No alarm was raised in the bank?
    And lots more questions I don’t want to write an Epistle about.
    I’ll just ignore all of this like I said.. It might be an attempt to make the story a nice read..
    I’m sure you must have learnt your lessons from your ordeal.. So little or no advice is needed.

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    • Masked Man
      May 21, 2015

      Tufia
      Tueh

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      • Mercury
        May 21, 2015

        As in ehhhnnn, as if that farce he spent time typing was any better. Pot meet kettle.

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      • Brian Collins
        May 21, 2015

        Hi mercury, have i told you how much i look forward to seeing your coments?

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      • Mercury
        May 21, 2015

        No Sire you haven’t…..

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    • zinnat
      May 21, 2015

      Adding ‘a few spice to make a real story interesting’ is allowed but writing a total fake Ghollywood-like story like yours is a NO-NO, so suck it

      *rolling my eyes frm Shoprite Lekki to NYC*

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      • Teflondon
        May 21, 2015

        Zinnat so I chose today to reply you.. After your endless and should I say ‘Shameless’ efforts of “trying” to get my attention.
        Since you clearly know me.. But i don’t know you. (It would be an unfair battle to engage with you here) How abt you reveal yourself to me on here or through PP.. And we iron our issues out like a man should. Coming on here to give Bogus lies abt how you ‘think’ you know me and everything abt me. It’s laughable Tbh. “Posing in Shoprite and calling it NY”… I think that to me was the funniest of all. Smh

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      • Gad
        May 21, 2015

        I thought that these senseless and maxlike attacks here have stopped.

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      • Masked Man
        May 21, 2015

        Ghen Ghen!!!
        Today na today.

        ***making banana smoothie in my white Calvin Klein brief***

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      • pinkpanthertb
        May 21, 2015

        Rolling eyes from Shoprite Lekki to NYC… LMAO!!! Zinnat, I’ve missed you so

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      • zinnat
        May 21, 2015

        @TEF so you ‘chose’ to reply me today after many weeks of bin a coward. *hands u yoruwood award*

        Since you wisely admitted in ur statement that i CLEARLY know you (of course i do), that proves all my points right (although i was expecting you to deny my facts).

        And if getting to meet you via PP is your new approach to lure me to your vague LUNCH, i’ll pass.

        As for getting your attention? Dude pulzzzzzzzzz, I’ll rather get me a Jason Derulo than a Rick Ross.

        I aint gat no issue with you, what i simply did was to UNfake the ‘Fake it till I make it’ personality you are creating on this platform.

        And YES you took a pix at shoprite and claimed it was in NYC. Funny to you too right?

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      • Gad
        May 21, 2015

        I’m yet to comprehend how these fights gives a normal human being satisfaction

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      • Brian Collins
        May 21, 2015

        LOBATAN!!!!!!

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      • Teflondon
        May 21, 2015

        Zinnat
        Telling me to defend myself of your lies is funny. This is an anonymous blog, so I really do not care what false info is passed abt me on here. No one knows me (asides my stalkers I.e Max & co) I don’t know anyone and don’t intend to. So what purpose would my defending myself serve? Huh? Lol smh*

        Nways since you ain’t revealing yourself to me Even through PP without the glaring eye of the public.. Then I guess we are done here.
        Like I said earlier.. I won’t engage with a coward.

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      • zinnat
        May 21, 2015

        *yawns*

        Since you didn’t care about the REAL infos passed abt you, why do u want me to reveal myself to you? So your low-lives hunks can hunt me down? I laff in Spanish.

        Also plzz search and update your knowledge as per the word COWARD and thank me later.

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    • Brian Collins
      May 21, 2015

      There is a new clique on the block – Olodo gang, and now we know who the Chairperson is.

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      • Gad
        May 21, 2015

        Brian, the gang of “those who know better” was registered last week or so. Please don’t marginalize them. They need proper recognition before any new one. Talking about giving honor to whom it is due

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      • Brian Collins
        May 21, 2015

        Well, no one sent me a Memo. Where is that Pinky sef?

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    • Sinnex
      May 21, 2015

      This is surprising coming from someone like you.

      One would have expected you of all people to be understanding.

      When your story was posted, a whole bunch of people claimed it was fake because of some inconsistencies-which have not been verified up till this moment. This led you to cry onto high heavens claiming that you were victimized because you were not a conformist.

      #Ironyoflife

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      • Brian Collins
        May 21, 2015

        Tell me about it Sinnex. #IronyOfLife. Hypocrite oshi.

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      • zinnat
        May 21, 2015

        I’ve only bin off KD for 2wks and many things have change. Hehehe

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      • trystham
        May 21, 2015

        #sigh I am tempted to calm frayed nerves. But seeing as this is not my clique, Max, pass the bowl of popcorn bikonu…and toothpick. These nasties have a way of sticking to my teeth

        Reply

      • Teflondon
        May 21, 2015

        Sinnex
        You are clearly hurting from what I said earlier. I told you it wasn’t personal but I guess you don’t think so..
        I’ll give you sometime to clear your head and get your shit together.

        Reply

    • Max
      May 21, 2015

      I hope I’m not late for the movie
      *finds a spot in the back seat** **settles in*
      *waiting for popcorn**
      Deola!!!!!!!!!

      Reply

      • JArch
        May 21, 2015

        Save a seat for me Max, I’ll go get Deola. He’s probably drinking his mint tea and watching Empire.

        This Apocalypse series is definitely worth dumping Empire for.

        Reply

      • Brian Collins
        May 21, 2015

        Max, i say this prayer with love, May that popcorn no choke you. Jarch, olofofo of Nigeria, i seeth thou.

        Reply

      • JArch
        May 21, 2015

        BC lemme ooo
        What’s life without some “spicy” amebo mbok.

        Better grab some popcorn and nyash down biko

        Reply

      • Masked Man
        May 21, 2015

        Biko no bloodbaths today.

        Reply

    • Chris
      May 21, 2015

      @Teflondon, your view is worth looking into.
      A commenter above made the same remark
      as yours.

      Reply

      • pinkpanthertb
        May 21, 2015

        His view is worth looking into. *chuckling and shaking my head* So what’s next, you’ll appoint a committee to investigate the kito story?

        Reply

      • Gad
        May 21, 2015

        And in GEJ,s style you will appoint another committee to look into the report of the committee

        Reply

      • Chris
        May 21, 2015

        Just airing my opinion which i believe am entitled to,
        hope the comment is posted and not deleted.

        Reply

      • pinkpanthertb
        May 21, 2015

        What sort of silly comment is that, Chris? Please be mindful of the things you say to me. I simply asked you a question in jest, your insolence was uncalled for.

        Reply

      • Teflondon
        May 21, 2015

        No wonder I noticed Chris reduced activity on KD lately.. I guess someone as gotten on the wrong side of the admin. (Head, Lipstick Gang on full throttle this days)

        Reply

      • Ace
        May 21, 2015

        Chris, Pinky has made it known that any comment that does not seat well with him or his team gets deleted. So, always keep your fingers crossed when commenting, it might not see the light of cyberspace.

        Reply

      • pinkpanthertb
        May 21, 2015

        Ace, please, kindly do not reconstruct the things I’ve said. I never said the words you just put out there. And the Chris even mouthing off is someone I barely notice here, let alone take note of his comments. How can I when all he does is schmooze with other people’s opinions most of the time.
        Someone posts a comment, doesn’t see it and automatically assumes it got deleted, whether he said something worth raising an eyebrow or not. Y’all think I have time for this censorship everyday? There’s such a thing known as Spam on WordPress. And oftentimes that’s where some comments go. So some readers can like to chill from all this self importance of ‘Hey I posted a comment and PP deleted it’. I simply couldn’t care one way or the other what everybody says.

        Reply

      • Teflondon
        May 21, 2015

        @Pinky Yinmu

        Reply

      • Chris
        May 21, 2015

        @Pp, there is nothing ‘silly’ sbout my comment, neither is there anything insolent
        about it. I could’ve taken offence @ your “question in jest” but Gad nicely
        responded to that on my behalf.
        Yes you are in charge, yes you are the admn, but my observation and my views
        am entitled to. If you want to deter specific readers well i would say it is
        your blog. you are welcome to do so.I hope aint personal though.

        Reply

      • Gad
        May 21, 2015

        Point of order please @ Chris. Pinky is the Admin and anchor person of this blog but the day it’s launched to the public,it becomes a public property to a very large extent and seizes to be his in the sense that you guys are putting it.

        Reply

      • Chris
        May 21, 2015

        @Teflondon, you noticed well. If one cant express a view without being a
        member of a party, na to siddon dey look remain. But i still maintained, it is
        the good, the bad and the ugly readers and commenters that makes a blog.

        Reply

      • Chris
        May 21, 2015

        Ace, thanks for the reminder i shan’t bother crossing my fingers
        but will put it to other use. Hopefully if and whenever i decides
        to comment, spam would be kind to Wordexpress so my comment
        can reach blogsphere.

        Reply

      • pinkpanthertb
        May 21, 2015

        I resolved long ago to behave myself around here. So I won’t tell u what I really think of this cheap attempt to stir unnecessary trouble. For your information, your opinions hardly matter to me here. Perhaps when you’re capable of (how does Teflondon put it) not kissing people’s asses, I’ll notice that you have things to say.
        Until then, whether u leave or u don’t leave won’t affect my salary.

        Reply

      • Gad
        May 21, 2015

        Chris do you get paid for comedy?

        Reply

      • Chris
        May 21, 2015

        Gad thanks for the insightful breakdown of the blog.
        I can breathe again and again! do i get paid for comedy?
        Not in cash, not even in kind. I wonder why you ask
        though :)?

        Reply

      • pinkpanthertb
        May 21, 2015

        Oh look. He’s still around. I thought you were all set to make an indignant exit. Or you want another shot at peddling more false allegations at the Admin?
        Smh. Gad said something and u can breathe again and again. Didn’t realize oxygen was in such short supply before.

        Reply

      • Gad
        May 22, 2015

        I have noticed the talent. Maybe you should think about giving the likes of AY and Alibaba a good run for their money

        Reply

      • Chris
        May 21, 2015

        Acknowledging your point of order once again Gad, one feel less restrained from voicing
        one’s opinion now, sometimes it is suffocating up here , like commenting equalise oxygen.
        Fuel scarcity i can understand but oxygen scarcity, no, we thank God for abundance of that.

        Reply

      • Gad
        May 22, 2015

        Lol

        Reply

      • Chris
        May 22, 2015

        Oh Gad, thanks, i see what you mean (now am pretending like am hearing this for the
        first time) To be honest if i get a dollar for everytime i have heard what you said about
        doing stand up com, hmm, let just say by now i would be referred to as DanChris
        just like that sugar and cement owner.

        Reply

      • Gad
        May 22, 2015

        Lwkmd

        Reply

    • Gad
      May 21, 2015

      I haven’t seen inconsistencies in this story. All I saw was someone who refuses to put his education,oppurtunities,experiences (live and movies) and advice to good use.

      Reply

      • Chris
        May 21, 2015

        I saw hiatus in the story, however fiction or
        non fiction, one can critique, examined and
        still learn something from it. My take, peace out.

        Reply

      • MacArdry
        May 21, 2015

        I’m with Gad on this,Chris.Some inconsistencies,but nothing major.It really is a story of the stubborn grasshopper finding rest in the gizzard of a bird.

        Reply

    • Jeova Sanctus Unus
      May 21, 2015

      Maybe if you did try to read the story for the knowledge and not to find faults…the 65,000.00NGN was his account balance. The 120,000NGN ransom was fixed after they got that information.

      Since he didn’t mention Richard again, your brain could’ve created a couple of scenarios for you;
      *He probably never got Richard’s (real) picture and so wouldn’t be able to pick him out.
      *Richard was only a front, and OP met with the ‘taskforce’.
      *Richard could’ve been lurking around away from view.

      With the multitude of comments before yours explaining the ATM issue, you must be slow bro. Dang!!

      I’ll just ignore all of these like you said, it might be an attempt to make your comment a nicer read.
      I’m sure you have learned your lessons from the replies…so little or no advice is needed.

      Hasta Manana!!

      Reply

      • Brian Collins
        May 21, 2015

        Dang!!! JSU. DANG!!!

        Reply

      • Deola
        May 21, 2015

        ***sigh***
        ***blows air over tea, picks up binoculars and continues watching with rapt attention ***

        Reply

      • R.A
        May 21, 2015

        Lmao!!!! Demmmmmmn

        Reply

  27. Nero
    May 21, 2015

    Loooool. Fabby I think we were setup by same group of people. Its just them just that mine has diifferent twist.
    Anyone can be a victim of kito.

    Reply

    • Brian Collins
      May 21, 2015

      Help me tell them o.
      I cannot travel to go and meet a man; Meeting someone in his house is a no-no for me; I dont have a profile on all those dating sites; if you cannot come to my place, then park well; you have to ask someone about the person you are going to meet; the best way to meet is organically.
      THE DAY WEY KITO GO DO UNA EHN, UNA NO GO UNDERSTAND AM.

      Reply

      • trystham
        May 21, 2015

        Haba!!! Where e take de pinch u, no be here. looool. Sofri sofri o.

        Reply

      • enKAYCEd
        May 21, 2015

        I swear down! My almost-kito scenario happened in the comfort of my own house!
        The kito knocked and I opened the door jejely…
        Anyway, members of the Police Force really proved they were my friends when I needed them the most.
        I don’t visit, I’m not on any of those gay sites… At least until 3 days ago: I downloaded Grindr 3 days ago (advise, anyone?)
        I later discovered it was my neighbors who tried to set me up with strangers claiming cultists.
        So, Kito is Kito. I was only lucky that I knew the right steps to take.

        Reply

  28. zinnat
    May 21, 2015

    Fabby, so sorry for your ordeal, what doesn’t kill you will definitely make you stronger.

    And yes, its very possible to ge a new card (VERVE) and activate it within an hour in 1st bank.

    That dude that asked for your number tho, dude wanted to get something good out of the whole ugly situation… Incentives anyone?. *in riri’s voice* We found love in ibusa…lol

    Hello KD, bin a while.

    Reply

    • Brian Collins
      May 21, 2015

      rOTFL. Hi Zinnat, always a delight to see you.

      Reply

      • Max
        May 21, 2015

        Always… 🙂

        Reply

      • zinnat
        May 21, 2015

        Hello Brian, glad to be back.

        Max dearie, how’s d lipstick gang doing?

        Reply

      • McGray
        May 21, 2015

        Lipstick Gang hs bn buried!

        Reply

      • pinkpanthertb
        May 21, 2015

        For your mind o, McGray. For your mind. Lol

        Reply

      • Brian Collins
        May 21, 2015

        Ehn McGray ole ihe e kwuru? For your own sake and for all of KD, i pray that Pinky deletes this comment of yours. Do you want to be singlehandedly responsible of KD war?

        Reply

      • Max
        May 21, 2015

        @McGray, take a look at my head, do you see a white hat on it? Say thank you to it.
        @Zinnat, I’ve missed you loads. The gang is stronger than ever, thank you.
        If you’re lucky, you might get invited to our next tea party…*winks**

        Reply

    • zinnat
      May 21, 2015

      Good to hear Max, Looking forward to the meeting….permit me to bring some tea from CHICAGO (oops sorry i meant Shoprite). Hehehehe

      Reply

      • Max
        May 21, 2015

        Lmao @Zinnat

        Reply

      • McGray
        May 21, 2015

        Brian abukwanu m oke osisi, u can only watse ur time by cutting me, so m not afraid of the White gang, sorry, Lipstick gang! Bia Max isi gini??

        Reply

  29. #TeamKizito
    May 21, 2015

    Brian. Stop it, please.

    Reply

    • Brian Collins
      May 21, 2015

      Stop what? We are all expressing ourselves okwaya?

      Reply

      • #TeamKizito
        May 21, 2015

        Ok. Continu’

        Reply

  30. JArch
    May 21, 2015

    Fabby your ordeal is a nasty experience and we hope that no one goes through what you experienced.

    That said I’ll give you my own 2cents.

    First of all always trust your instincts. The fact that you’ve been making excuses to see Richard from day one, is enough warning that fate is trying to tell you something. The thing is your instinct works like a PA and you are the boss. Your PA is likely to shut up after giving a few warnings about an impending disaster, but these warnings are subtle and nonaggressive. You (the boss) have the final say. So if you choose to ignore your PA, then it will leave you to your own devices and just go along with the flow.

    Friends (true friends I mean) are like gold dust, they are extremely rare to find. A friend who is an empath is even more valuable. Your instinct warned you and your BFF warned you at the last minute. How much warning do you need?

    Do not travel to meet someone you’ve never met until all the boxes have been ticked. Avoid emotional blackmail, it never did anyone any good. My own personal preference is to meet a guy on my own turf, then assess him. Only then is the idea of travelling for hookup (laced with child dedication) is possible.

    Lastly, please please please and please avoid 2go like a plague. It’s a deadly app for hookups.

    Reply

    • Brian Collins
      May 21, 2015

      Lemme just say in line with JArch that one does need to be careful. Sometimes we are the one who are agressive about meetings that lead to kito and sometimes like in this case we are pestered, an in not trying to see like some with ‘too much attitude’ we give in and fall into their trap. But it is not always the case, that you instinct is right about impending doom, read ‘Hopscotch to Abuja’. There are a lot of people who find meeting people ‘organically’ almost impossible cos their gaydar is 6ft under or they are just too shy, so they turn to social networking sites. Not everyone is bad, but we really do have to be careful.

      Reply

  31. alpha papi
    May 21, 2015

    Who does 2go in 2015.?lol

    Reply

    • Brian Collins
      May 21, 2015

      Apparently people who are not you. Everyone is not on Instagram or Twitter you know.

      Reply

      • JArch
        May 21, 2015

        *in Meryl Streep’s voice* That’s all..

        *open curtains to let some light in*

        Reply

      • R.A
        May 21, 2015

        All dem comments killing a nigga! Pls stretch out em curtains :'( lol

        Reply

    • Chris
      May 21, 2015

      Maybe the inicident didnt happen in 2015,
      could be wayback.

      Reply

  32. #TeamKizito
    May 21, 2015

    Kizito, Thrys. Call me Kizito.

    Brian Honey, apology accepted, sarcasm noted. Kiss Kiss.

    Reply

  33. QueerMike
    May 21, 2015

    Teflondon I would have called you stupid….but I refrain from saying so cos it will be an insult to stupid people. (IMO)

    I was also a witness to this incident when it occurred and part of the party that rallied to free fabby from his captors.

    The trauma was so crippling. If you have no sensible thing to say please STFU!!! your cheap theatrics stinks to the high heavens.

    Reply

    • Brian Collins
      May 21, 2015

      Queermike, i am sorry but on behalf of TEFLONDON i will not condone this. God has to punish you for this cruelty. LMAO

      Reply

    • Teflondon
      May 21, 2015

      I usually don’t reply your likes on here.. ‘LowLives’ I mean.. As its very visible a lot of your likes are many and resides on here. But I’ll make an exception today. JUST today.

      When you finally calm your titties and get your brain back to your head (No matter how Minute it is) you would realize that At the end of my initial statement.. I didn’t discredit the authenticity of the kito ordeal. I only mentioned that some parts of the story ‘might’ have been fabricated to make the story a good read. (And if that’s the case there is no big deal in that or even pointing it out) There were a few things that didn’t add up.. Bikonu.

      Reply

      • Max
        May 21, 2015

        And here I was thinking you had a thing for lowlifes.. *sobs*

        Reply

      • Deola
        May 21, 2015

        Surely, Surely you have to be aware of how most of ur comments are dripping with shameless Irony? Surely it has to be part of this ur act yeah?!
        Or are you just dense?

        Asking someone to get their brain back, talking about a story being inconsistent?? Mtchew.

        Reply

      • trystham
        May 21, 2015

        ROTFL. This feels like a turf war somehow somehow on one of those backstreets of NY we always read about in the papers and novels. This is getting delicious.

        Reply

      • Teflondon
        May 21, 2015

        Max yes I have a thing for Str8 Lowlifes.. Queer Lowlifes? Mbanu!

        Reply

      • Max
        May 21, 2015

        @Teflondon, so the guy that kitoed you and the rest of the oshodi boys in your shag archive are all straight?
        #AskingForClarity

        Reply

    • zinnat
      May 21, 2015

      “I would have called you stupid….but I refrain from saying so cos it will be an insult to stupid people” OMG!!! IDied!!! That was HOT!!! Queermike i won’t mind taking some lectures from you.

      Reply

  34. Tobby
    May 21, 2015

    Oh, they gave you transport fare?. How considerate of the opportunistic, thieving bastards

    Reply

    • pinkpanthertb
      May 21, 2015

      I know, right? Lol

      Reply

      • Brian Collins
        May 21, 2015

        They mostly do. Afterall , i have been in two kito situations, so i know.

        Reply

  35. Diablo
    May 21, 2015

    JESUS CHRIST!! Jeez I dont even know what to say. im so sad and angry and pissed. whats baffling the most is that it’s we gays that are doing this to ourselves. dunno what to say, just really pissed, ive lost all composure. Plus il be going to visit someone in a neighboring state later today, is this a sign? Haaa!!

    Reply

    • pinkpanthertb
      May 21, 2015

      Diablo, I don’t think the Ibuzor guys are gay though. I think they’re just very patient hoodlums, determined to reel in their victims no matter how long it takes. Which makes them quite dangerous.

      Reply

    • Brian Collins
      May 21, 2015

      Hahahahaha, how about you try a neighbouring street first and see how that turns out.

      Reply

      • Masked Man
        May 21, 2015

        Brian, I am looking at you today.

        Reply

      • Brian Collins
        May 21, 2015

        Hi Masked Man, i see you too.

        Reply

  36. KachiSicho
    May 21, 2015

    I’ve heard exactly four slightly different versions of this metting on 2go/manjam-visiting ASABA-PickedUpByOkadaMan-(insert ur worst nightmare here) story from actual survivors. It’s terrible. Beware, be wise, don’t be too nice, don’t be too horny.
    Take heart. Give thanks that u surved.

    Reply

  37. #TeamKizito
    May 21, 2015

    Ah, 2go Teens-1. This is just like it. The atmosphere. The beef. The e-war. The entertainment.

    Hmmm.

    Reply

    • Brian Collins
      May 21, 2015

      The stray bullets, killing bystanders and tea drinkers and vantage point takers on contact.

      Reply

      • Deola
        May 21, 2015

        Hian.

        Reply

      • Brian Collins
        May 21, 2015

        Zinnat, ready that stray bullet. Deola, kini?

        Reply

  38. Brian Collins
    May 21, 2015

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha, ‘you have suffered more than Job’. Obviously Gad, the post was put here not other to learn from it but berating the writer would serve what purpose? Are you berating him so that he would learn (if he hasn’t then he is not a very smart guy and than is coming from someone who has experienced it twice). He was cautious, almost too cautious even. He reason behind going was not necessarily sex inspired (going to a supposed friend’s child dedication, seems genuine to me), the mistake then was letting them get away with all they had done despite being amongst so many people.
    Dennis also always advocates that one should not always cower in fear, but after being kidnapped and tortured overnight you lose all sense of courage. Those guys are very ruthless, my friend’s mother had to go to Asaba to take him home, he was hospitalized along with another person he met there.
    I think i speak for Gad and our dear absent Dennis that we need to make use of every opportunity we have in these cases to ensure that these guys don’t win.

    Reply

    • trystham
      May 21, 2015

      I see this man’s comment and I clench my fists so hard…ARGHHHHHH!!!!
      OK o. Lemme try and simplify this post for u
      Strange Land, SPENT adrenaline, need to survive the ordeal as quickly n QUIETLY as possible, different constitution…how u are so out of touch with REAL LIFE emotions beat me and they say u work with children???

      Reply

  39. Chris
    May 21, 2015

    @Marius, my right hand is supporting my chin while watching how this pan out.

    Reply

  40. iamcoy
    May 21, 2015

    For Deola to be angry it shows it is righteous.
    Sinnex thanks for calling a spade a spade or is it an idiot sef?
    Sorry bout your ordeal Fabby.. Your story is very plausible with no loophole absolutely in my books but like Gad said, its painful that God delivered the uncircumcised philistines to your dormot but u turned blind, deaf, dumb, anosmic and numb all at once

    Reply

  41. Ace
    May 21, 2015

    Sorry, I can’t deal with reading kito stories. It just has a way of bringing up mixed emotions in me. Fabby, it is not your fault. You are clearly a good person and they used your empathy and not your horniness (as many readers here have failed to see) to get you. You went because of the cooked up story of his new born child and not because of his deltan dick.

    Online hookups is such a bore. The thrill is just out the window for me. Karma will catch up with those guys in due time.

    By the way, the comments though! Some people just need to chill! Easy on the tea spilling and popcorn munching…Lol!

    Reply

    • Brian Collins
      May 21, 2015

      Bia Ace, all the way across the Oceans, what do you know about Deltan dicks?
      Do we need to discuss this over Amala and Gbegiri?

      Reply

      • Ace
        May 21, 2015

        Yayy! I love amala and ewedu (I get flatulence when I eat gbegiri)

        Reply

  42. Brian Collins
    May 21, 2015

    Who’s complaining? You wil not leave Pinky jejely abi?

    Reply

  43. Lothario
    May 21, 2015

    Hey Fabby, sorry about this. It’s a terrible situation when one gets into trouble just because you’re trying to be good…. It shouldn’t happen to anyone. Sorry!

    Reply

  44. JArch
    May 21, 2015

    Today’s entertainment is brought to you courtesy of Flavio “Maximus” popcorn and DeolaBird Galleria
    Executive Producer: Dame P. panther

    Reply

  45. Mercury
    May 21, 2015

    Oh boy!!!! did I have fun in d comments section today, I think I’m bloated from all the popcorn eating and tea drinking, but dang it was worth it.

    Reply

  46. Francis
    May 21, 2015

    Na wa oh! Thank God I sabi use my hand well well. Ain’t no way I’m putting myself in this situation at all. Thank God, the plank wey dem nack you no end you for there.

    P.S: #JJCMode abeg wetin be Kito? I just dey join this blog. Naija gay terminologies are still strange to me. Na 4 weeks ago sef, I learn tb. lol

    Reply

    • Max
      May 21, 2015

      Ya’ll should watch out for this one, I smell internalized H…

      Reply

      • Francis
        May 21, 2015

        For real?! Pls explain yourself oh. what about my comment stinks of internalized homophobia? *I’m guessing that’s what you mean by the H*

        Reply

      • Gad
        May 21, 2015

        If you don’t want his attacks always refrain from using “GOD” in your comments. It sickens him. Anyway, welcome

        Reply

      • iamcoy
        May 21, 2015

        Don’t mind him Frank.. welcome here.. perhaps u could go thro the archives of the blog, u will learn alot.
        Google will come in very handy too. Thank me later

        Reply

      • Francis
        May 21, 2015

        @iamcoy lol. Thanks. Oh boy I don google tire. Some pages dey say Kito=Hot asin person fine and others say na sex.

        Reply

      • Max
        May 21, 2015

        You know what internalized H means but you don’t know what Kito means?
        What an irony.
        I suggest you follow iamcoy’s advice.

        Reply

      • Teflondon
        May 21, 2015

        Frank I’ll advise you to take the high road.. You don’t want to mess with this one.

        @Max this is how you treat a new comer? Newbie if you like.. Where are you manners darling.

        P.s
        frank you don’t happen to be cute, young and new to tb too? Would you?
        #AskingForMyPeaceOfMind

        Reply

      • McGray
        May 21, 2015

        Buhahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahaaaa. Chineke m eh!! I really enjoyed this show!

        Reply

    • Francis
      May 21, 2015

      @Max: I can see you’re one of those peeps with serious issues from …… Niggam ain’t nobody got time for that so I’mma take the advice of awon boys and keep walking. Have a nice day man. Feel better soonest 🙂

      @Teflondon: Lol. I’m not new to TB. I’m just not into the naija gay scene ’cause of one chance stories like this one. Is going on 33 young? The jury is still out on the cuteness factor. *chuckles*

      Reply

      • Chris
        May 21, 2015

        Sorry Francis, i had to laugh to “advice awon boys” . i found it funny
        May i not offend you 🙂 and the one with the jury still out on the cuteness
        kinikan, classic joke, am laughing this evening.

        Reply

      • Francis
        May 21, 2015

        No offense taken, Chris 😀

        Reply

      • McGray
        May 21, 2015

        Max don’t swallow dat oo. What an insult??! Yes challenge Francis to an Agni Kai, na we dey here, na we get am! Ah dey ur back. *adjusts 3D glasses and watches carefully for what follows**

        Reply

      • Francis
        May 21, 2015

        Oga McGray, I can see you you’re the Don King of the group. Nice meering you

        Reply

      • McGray
        May 21, 2015

        Francis d only mosquitto in my net, aint we here to catch some scenes? An Agni Kai!!!

        Reply

      • Francis
        May 21, 2015

        @McGray: I’m too frail for scenes 😛

        Reply

      • Teflondon
        May 21, 2015

        Francis I like your persona already.. I do hope you stick around.

        McGray
        you sure know I miss you right? I should be getting your contacts soon. Yes? Even if we can’t wrk something out (which I clearly doubt) we sure would make good aquitances.. I’m having this butterfly feeling in my tummy.. Abt you. Unlike the last contacts I exchange from here.. I’m sure you won’t turn out to be a disappointment.

        Reply

      • Francis
        May 21, 2015

        I hope so too 😀 @Teflondon

        Reply

      • pinkpanthertb
        May 21, 2015

        Hahahaahaahaaa. Chai. Your soulmate is now a disappointment? Now McGray is the one doing your heart yori-yori? Issorait. Ride on, TEF. 🙂

        Reply

      • McGray
        May 21, 2015

        Francis lemme give u a clue. Watever sum1 said to u here dnt take it personal, just see it as part of fun (didn i tell ya m a fun freak??). M kinda enjoying KD of lately.
        Dear Teffy, exchanging contacts wouldnt be a biggie. Jst snd Prophetess Pinky ur email to me and u will get my msg sharpa sharpa

        Reply

      • Francis
        May 21, 2015

        @McGray ok oh. if you say so, make I dey learn the rules and regulations small small. 😉

        Reply

      • McGray
        May 21, 2015

        Pinky! Pinky!! Pinky!!! Ugboro ole ka m kporo gi? Lipstick Gang can’t save u when i carry Ezenwanyi Ngene come ooo

        Reply

  47. McGray
    May 21, 2015

    Keredim69 which sarcasm r u tokin abt mbok?

    Reply

  48. KryxxX
    May 21, 2015

    Hian!!!!

    Ndi Oma KD!!!!

    Unu Sokwa leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehh! !!

    Masked Man, o gi kpatara nku dutere ngwere! O gi kpuru okwu na ese!

    MacGray……. Daalu oru oooooooo!

    Max………. Obiajulu!

    Gad……….. Agadi anaghi eso umuazi agwo ofe.

    Brain Collins……….. Duo onwe gi odu.

    Tef………….. Nwata erughi eru waa ogodo, owuchie ya anya!

    Chri……………. Ebe ka e ku?

    Pinky…………….chikota ezi na ulo gi!

    C’est ke na afio??????????

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    • McGray
      May 21, 2015

      Kryxx i must be the last commenter here ma ichoro ya ma ichoghi ya. Kachifoo

      Reply

      • Chris
        May 21, 2015

        Hey KryxxX, you will have to translate the above to at least 50% readers, including myself
        that dont speak igbo, i beg on behalf of we readers/commenters.

        Reply

  49. Jeova Sanctus Unus
    May 22, 2015

    Hello Max, it isn’t really cool to doubt people’s sincerity. I didn’t know what “kito” was until after a couple of months on KD. I never got the ‘role’ question until I was in college; until college I didn’t know the “top, bottom, vers” terms, I used the old terms; until college I thought gays (sex) weren’t at risk of HIV, nothing I’d read mentioned gays next to HIV. The depictions were always of heteros. And on the “TB” ish, I thought it was a joke first time I read it.

    And we’ll harangue some peeps for judging people’s stories as inconsistent.

    Reply

    • MacArdry
      May 22, 2015

      He leads the Know-Nothing Gang,don’t you know JSU?

      Reply

  50. Gad
    May 22, 2015

    How I wish I know what you are referring to

    Reply

    • keredim
      May 22, 2015

      your point of order comment:
      “Point of order please @ Chris. Pinky is the Admin and anchor person of this blog but the day it’s launched to the public,it becomes a public property to a very large extent and seizes to be his in the sense that you guys are putting it”

      Reply

  51. Gad
    May 22, 2015

    I’m sure your glasses needs renewal. I said since the blog has been launched to the public,the bloger doesn’t have right of ownership over it in the context that guys usually put it here. Eg, you have a private car.it carries only you but when you buy a bus and designate it for commercial use,it becomes a vehicle for public use. Except when one violates some laid down codes etc then he can be excused

    Reply

  52. OroboHunter
    May 22, 2015

    Sorry.

    Reply

  53. A-non
    May 22, 2015

    Chai!

    Laughed till I shed tears!

    KD o!

    This was not part of the package from the start naa or was it??!!

    Reply

  54. martin
    August 12, 2015

    it happen to me as you wrote just that i and my family use prayer on ours, there was no payment

    Reply

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