56 responses

  1. Kenny
    February 6, 2016

    Sorry you had to go through all that. Hopefully you’ve learnt from the experience and moved on from it. Nigerians tho…..

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  2. Chuck
    February 6, 2016

    Just ready to go fuck someone you’ve never met before? Sex/intimacy is cheap nowadays.

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    • Pink Panther
      February 6, 2016

      Lol. Are u shocked?

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    • Jamie
      February 6, 2016

      How do people meet? There’s always a first time, right?

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      • chuck
        February 8, 2016

        Yup. Usually not in the bedroom

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  3. Mandy
    February 6, 2016

    Lol. Pele. Your story reeks of so much naivete. Somewhat preventable if you were exposed to the gaybourhood earlier on.

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  4. kaytee
    February 6, 2016

    Very similar story with a friend’s…. even the slippers part

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  5. Khaleesi
    February 6, 2016

    each time i read these kito stories, my heart fills with hate and intense anger … Is there really nothing that can be done about this? Hisss …

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  6. Francis
    February 6, 2016

    Thank God you fell into the hands of the better ones…..or maybe they just didn’t have any enough time to waste on you. Even if your friend had warned you, you would have embarked on that journey. Konji is a bastard. Lol. Glad you came out of it without collateral damage.

    Bet wait oh, which kain community be that sef wey nobody shake body during the beating? Abi the boys are known terrorists in the area?

    P.S: Forgive me but I kinda laughed a bit reading this. I like way you write ?

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  7. Wayfaring Stranger
    February 6, 2016

    I actually enjoyed the story. Or maybe because it happened a long time ago, the sting feels less. Good thing your mum wasn’t called tho. All’s well that ends well.

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  8. Pete
    February 6, 2016

    The naivety you showed was annoying. Hope you’ve learnt your lesson & don’t ever let your dick make decisions for you again. But wait oh, they gave you t-fare back to Ikeja even if it’s from your wallet? Assuming things went as planned, what excuse would you have given your mum seeing that she called later to make sure you’re where you said you’d be?

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  9. segs
    February 6, 2016

    This is sad imagine the way that ugly toad will look like? and he’s there calling someone homo, seriously we need to do something about this kito stuff it’s annoying

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  10. Sam La’ smithereens
    February 6, 2016

    From Mile 2 down to seme boarder, is a no no, absolutely no. Everything in the world no.

    Even if you like send picture of how your muscles are chiseled by God and made for humanity, and you ejaculate ice cream. No is no. No no no no NO!!

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    • Francis
      February 6, 2016

      Ice cream flavored ejaculate. Hmmmmmm

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      • ambivalentone
        February 6, 2016

        ICE CREAM not ‘Ice-cream flavoured’. Aswear, I wud knowing enter that kind of kito…especially if it were strawberry flavor.

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      • Francis
        February 6, 2016

        Just thinking out loud ?

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    • tarter
      February 6, 2016

      abeg,people like you spread false rumors and unnecessary fear,you being kitoed is totally on the individual who kitoed you and not the environment, abi you think they don’t kito in lekki?v.i? better stop making these areas look bad.

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    • Pink Panther
      February 6, 2016

      Hhahahahahahahaa!!! Sam, you and me speak the same language.

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    • Max 2.1
      February 6, 2016

      Touché @Sam..

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  11. Chizzie
    February 6, 2016

    These story’s are so depressing and not to come across as insensitve, but repetitive. It’s like watching someone having a tooth extracted over and over again. I’ll much rather read about how to avoid a kito situation, a story of someone who avoided one, Or in the event that a kito story is written, the writer should include a how-to guide of how to avoid making the same mistakes.

    I’m saying the kito stories should be structured in such a way that they are learning manuals, so it’s not just a gloomy read that ruins your day but a way to learn and be vigilant

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    • D-boy
      February 6, 2016

      I can relate with chizzie’s comments. However, this isn’t a how to post, but rather someone sharing a painful experience. Who knows a first timer might read this and avoid a potential kito situation.

      The take aways from most of these kito stories, avoid first time hook ups, long distance, listen to your instincts and don’t let Konji cloud your judgement.

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  12. ambivalentone
    February 6, 2016

    As harrowing an experience it must av bin, it read relatively mild. I thought he would av had to walk all the way to Ikeja. That shii has a way of dousing any ardour. Pele.

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  13. Max 2.1
    February 6, 2016

    Where do I begin? Ummmm… Okay.. So I’ve given a list of places to “NEVER” go to under any circumstances, even if your boyfriend lives there. Kito is just around the corner in all those places. And another thing- begging never works, they don’t give a damn about you, so all your tears would be wasted. A lot of Nigerians are heartless, especially people that live in poor places, so they always seem unfazed when brutality is being unleashed against another human being. Like in all Kito situations, you didn’t think things through, you made a mistake and paid dearly for it, it shouldn’t have happened, but it did because you’re living in a sick and twisted part of the world. Each Kito I read here breaks my heart.
    Please people, avoid the following places(sorry if you currently reside in any of them, you have to move your fishing to another water):
    Egbeda
    Satellite town and after(badagry).. Isolated parts of Festac
    Ikotun
    Alimosho LGA(Entirely): Igando, Ejigbo, etc
    Ojo
    Isheri
    Agbado
    Sango-Tedo>>> Epe Axis and some parts of Ajah
    Iyana Ipaja, Agege axis
    Ijesha Surulere( its a bit kito-prone)
    Fagba- Ikeja axis..
    Oshodi.
    Ajeromi Ifelodun LGA(all of it)
    Some parts of Mushin

    Kito-Free places:
    Lagos island, VI, Lekki phase 1&2, ikoyi, Surulere(Main)- Masha-kilo-BTS, Adelabu, Aguda etc… Ikeja(Most parts of it), Ogudu, Gbagada, Ilupeju, Palmgroove, Lagos mainland-Ebute Metta, Apapa(main), Isolo, Okota

    Oh and please, badoo isnt a gay hookup app, try grindr instead, even though I can’t say its much safer, but you’re better off searching for hookups in a dedicated gay app than a main stream heterosexual one like badoo.. A lot of kitos I’ve heard of came from badoo.

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    • ambivalentone
      February 6, 2016

      I’m trying very hard and failing woefully at not sneering at this comment. Listing kito prone and free areas like its d gospel truth.

      Abeg, the most important thing is be VERY familiar with the area u r going. In fact, if time permits, do a thorough recon without the knowledge of ur beau (though most times we are made idiots by the prospect of shobosho to be fucked). Spring surprise visits and NO evening visits at places not public.
      Spouting high brow areas like they are gay heaven. Victims be coming back ‘soon to be dead’ instead of just beaten n embarrassed. *RME. Clear make I see rd abeg

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      • Francis
        February 6, 2016

        ?? People dey loss for nice neighborhoods too. You never know the kain evil living within those architectural design masterpieces.

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      • ambivalentone
        February 6, 2016

        Abi. And because there are no victims found OR who live to tell d tale, they are ‘kito free’ still. Ko pele o

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    • Max 2.1
      February 6, 2016

      Well, any day you hear of Kito in the places I mentioned, you’re free to contact me.

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      • ambivalentone
        February 6, 2016

        How bout now? A friend’s friend got hooked up with a ‘nice’ fella from Lekki. They got talking, and he got an invite to come spend d night. He was even driven there sef. Na so romance start. He jerked to reality when he opened his eyes n saw four other men had surrounded them and he had a gun trained on him. He was raped serially and driven back to rendezvous point half conscious. That’s posh kito enough for u abi? The kind where no homophobia is involved and its all about 5 gay men’s dicks???

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      • Francis
        February 6, 2016

        Jeez. That’s depressing! ???

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      • ambivalentone
        February 6, 2016

        My mind was reset that night aswear. We were going out that night but I had to watch for signs that I may av overlooked in our host. Not all glittering and with solid phonetiques is NOT a Jack the Ripper wannabe. Me wey never chop one prick finish, come chop 5 under duress

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      • segs
        February 6, 2016

        This is so sad 5 gay men, this is really sad ☹ because Nigerians are very homophobic so nobody can do anything about it

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      • ikhines
        February 6, 2016

        Biko any story that has to with a friend’s friend na made up story jare… stop spreading rumour. Transfered story wey dem don garnish, spice and twist.

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      • ambivalentone
        February 7, 2016

        I anticipated a moronic statement like this tho. It would av probably made it ‘sweeter’ and more plausible to u if I had said I knew the victim personally abi? Sorry to disappoint. Infact ehn, I don add maggi seeing as my friend no add reach to make the tori sweet to ur taste.

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      • chuck
        February 7, 2016

        I can’t wait for Nigerian homosexuals to start defer hating by class, lol. It seemed being attracted to men is not a magical unifier

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    • segs
      February 6, 2016

      Max geez I respect you, you are very ✌ intelligent ?

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    • tarter
      February 6, 2016

      and i thought u had sense,getting kitoed isn’t based on environment, its based on the individual who set you up,soo much for being enlightened and open minded, mtchwwww

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      • Max 2.1
        February 6, 2016

        @Tarter, I see you live in one of those places… Apologies sweetheart… I’m merely trying to help out folks.

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    • Wayfaring Stranger
      February 7, 2016

      Your ITK is just too much. Do you not get tired?

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    • bruno
      February 7, 2016

      actually if you are into hooking up with strangers over the internet, these are basic safety tips you should know.

      the type of kito story here is far likelier to happen in some areas than others.

      i wouldn’t go as far as calling anywhere perfectly safe though – this is still nigeria after all and there are twisted people everywhere – there is still need to exercise some basic caution wherever you are.

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    • KingBey
      February 7, 2016

      Yay !!! Aguda representing….no wonder no shag has ever resisted coming around ??? And yeah….Ijesha and Orile Coker are not good. Kito-prone too. Funny how it’s the ghetto areas that have the highest incidents of Kito. Seems it’s poverty related.

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    • KingBey
      February 7, 2016

      The point of this comment is that those areas mentioned are most likely to have kito guys. All these frustrated dudes live mostly in ghetto areas. I’m still yet to hear of kito in a posh environment. Lol. A comfortable working class guy does not have the time for kito. If he’s straight, he will let you know online or they just ignore you.

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      • chuck
        February 7, 2016

        I don’t think working class means what you think it means

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      • Max 2.1
        February 7, 2016

        A troll should know when to keep quiet.

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      • chuck
        February 8, 2016

        Lol King bey is now a troll?

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  14. Stein
    February 6, 2016

    I think max is holding back on a story of an ikotun sweetheart who broke his heart. Max, what did we do to you na, forgive us??

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    • Max 2.1
      February 6, 2016

      Lol, nope. I’ve been to most parts of Lagos and I can clearly tell you the places that people can easily “off” you without raising any alarm, those are the places I mentioned.

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  15. Darlington
    February 6, 2016

    Hello

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    • Pink Panther
      February 7, 2016

      Hi

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  16. Ichie RedEyes
    February 6, 2016
    • chuck
      February 7, 2016

      Irrelevant

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  17. Dickson Clement
    February 6, 2016

    I sincerely feel sorry for the writer but we need to understand the legal implications of our actions. If you tell a parent that their child will be sleeping over at your place, if anything happens to them( they get missing or murdered), you are a suspect in the case. For pple that invite Internet hookups from far states, if they get missing for any reason, their call history, conversations or even bank alerts(if you transfered money for tfare) can be traced back to you! Imagine if you can’t comfortably explain the relationship between you and the missing person, yet you have text messages that clearly shows the missing person was actually coming to visit you!

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    • Pink Panther
      February 7, 2016

      Do legalese like that work in Nigeria?

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  18. KingBey
    February 7, 2016

    Why wasn’t any picture or at a least the name of the guy on badoo attached to this story? What then is the purpose? I thought Kito Stories on here used to come with pictures and names so we would know who to beware of. Aghotazi m. Expose them hood rats ! This Kito issue is the reason why I wouldn’t stay with my Aunt in Satellite town. Who wan visit you come there? Lol. Surulere rocks jare. #formation #islay #queenbeyrules #bowdown

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    • segs
      February 7, 2016

      yassss gurl tell them bey is the fucking shit

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    • Wayfaring Stranger
      February 7, 2016

      You’re such a girl. The bottoms that visit you must be really desperate.

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  19. bryannn
    February 7, 2016

    just wonder why u dint attach a pix of him, as well as his name, they do not deserve the confidentiality you are giving them…

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