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  1. alpha papi
    June 13, 2014

    U entered d car not knowin who dey rily are?…ur d most stupid person on earth.but tank God u’ve learnt ur lesson,neva let ur hormones or horniness drive u into such situations.goin to a babalawo is also stupid bcos dt man just chop ur moni.If only u listened to ur instincts…wen such tins happen to pple,I dnt feel sori 4 dem,dats y I always advise guys to b focused nd careful.

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    • InLoveWithAPHBoy
      June 13, 2014

      You could have been more polite, no need for the unnecessary ranting (adding salt to an open wound…chai)…the deed is already done…..as per the ‘BABA’…i agree with you on that

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    • Chizzie
      June 13, 2014

      its sad that very early in the morning, u resort to using petty words like “stupid” to express yourself. I think ur major problem is that u are inarticulate. You lack the vocabulary to say anything intellectual and so you have resigned to making a fool of yourself. and I don’t blame you really, I blame pinkpanther for giving u the platform, he obviously gets some comic relief from ur comments and enjoys the barbarism u bring to this blog.

      so carry on, keep being the fool u have resigned to be.

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      • pinkpanthertb
        June 13, 2014

        Chizzie, I don’t get any pleasure from his idiocy. I honestly don’t. But I’m standing by my word at the start of this post to let everyone have a shot at expressing what he has to say. Now, if we can all simply ignore this guy, if we can adhere to the adage that Silence is the best answer for a fool, then it would be the better for us. He seems to get off on the shock value of his derogatory comments. Don’t give him that and what else has he got?

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      • alpha papi
        June 13, 2014

        Na u sabi…I’m just being honest.somone has to say d truth nd I stand 4 d truth.I’m not hatin anyone or seekin attention.I just want to inspire som dudes out der to b responsible nd decent.

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      • pinkpanthertb
        June 13, 2014

        Then speak your truth, express your honesty without being abusive. Whatever you have to say will be better appreciated without the insults. Otherwise you’re just being immature.

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      • pinkpanthertb
        June 13, 2014

        Even if you’re soooo perfect, try to respect other people’s rights to make mistakes and be who they are. Otherwise I’ll have to start deleting your comments as soon as you post them.

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      • KingBey
        June 13, 2014

        So PinkPanther, you have the ability to delete this nincompoop’s comments and you let them? Why will they be on? That is why you have the Delete button….to clean up junk

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    • pinkpanthertb
      June 13, 2014

      I never wish ill on fellow TBs, I really never do. But observing your comments, I almost wish you get to have a taste of these kito moments, so you can feel the pain of your brothers, and understand the need for some compassion.

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    • therealsalte
      June 13, 2014

      You are seriously living in SOS @alpha papi…. Instead of you sympathizing with this bro that experienced hell you dey there they talk ruwwwwwish!!!! Mtcheeew!!! Mkpuru nsi dika gi.

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    • CeeCee
      June 13, 2014

      @Sista Pinky, i know its tempting to delete thus buffon’s (Alpha Papi) comments, but please, for now do not, it is a good choice that you have made by allowing the fool display the shocking depths of his foolishness. Please allow him the freedom to remove all doubts as to his extreme stupidity.
      @Alpha Papi, your stupidity grows in leaps and bounds every second, soon you hall disqualify yourelf with your own hands and mouth, from being in the presence of right thinking persons. In sane parts of the world, what those boys did would be thorughly investigated by the Police and the full wrath of the law would fall on them, for they have committed a hate crime which is illegal in all th civilised parts of our planet, sadly, we live in one of the uncivilised spots, which is where morons like you belong and which is why you are able to make the above comment … you are pathetic and to be pitied.
      @Posh, online hookups are fraught with danger in this environment, I always advocate recommendations from friends, always be very careful about where you meet strangers for the 1st time, its better to follow your instincts, look ridiculous and miss a potentially exciting shag than to wear an oversized kito ..
      **hugs**

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  2. trystham
    June 13, 2014

    Guy, u bloody gan-an. You be SHARP guy. Thinking two steps ahead in an emergency gay-bashing…calling for ‘Baba’ number. I hope the curse had both immediate n long term effects tho.

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  3. Chizzie
    June 13, 2014

    And I think this story would make for an interesting Nollywood movie. I can tell you are still very bitter and angry. But going to see a spiritualist was to me a tad reckless. I might not being the holiest and pious person and yes I am a whore bt there are certain spiritual principles I uphold. ..not going to see a native doctor is one of them.

    I think God is the ultimate avenger. That’s why he invited Karma. when u dabble in the occult to get revenge u shake up the balance that makes up Karma. Especially when things like ” back to the sender 7fold” have become a fad in our churches . what if one of them went to church and uttered that prayer. You would be the bearer of his 7fold backfired curse. Or maybe I am just offer thinking this.

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    • Chizzie
      June 13, 2014

      Invented*

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      • Chizzie
        June 13, 2014

        omg so pls Pinkpanther be a darlene and edit all the typos in my comment. I wrote it while I was jumping bus this morning.

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    • pinkpanthertb
      June 13, 2014

      ‘I think God is the ultimate avenger. That’s why he invited Karma. when u dabble in the occult to get revenge u shake up the balance that makes up Karma.’
      #ILoveThis

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  4. Deola
    June 13, 2014

    I enjoyed the story until the talk of ‘Baba’ set in.
    I get that u were mad and humiliated, but two wrongs don’t make a right.
    I am just glad that you’re okay, the lesson to be learned here is to always listen to our voices of caution. @adeola_lfc

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  5. KingBey
    June 13, 2014

    there’s no point blaming the guy…kito can happen to anybody and even in your own home…just be careful when u meet people online ….it’s always better to meet someone through a recommendation…in all, may God guide us and may we always listen to that inner voice because it is most times right

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    • Obatala
      June 13, 2014

      still can’t recover from laffing at this comment. not wanting to sound prudish but I can’t imagine a more funny prayer dat would be.
      “O god as I go out to grind DAT cock, let me not be worn koto.
      amin.”
      lol

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      • KingBey
        June 13, 2014

        Oh yes ! Or you think God doesn’t answer Tb prayers?

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  6. Iduke
    June 13, 2014

    I’ve been an advocate of freedom of expression. But when ur expression borders on troubling ur fellow man its no longer acceptable. Alpha papi. Ur a grown man. Do well for urself. And season ur words with salt. Manage ur opinions so u can gain the audience of ur peers. Posh sorry sha. Thank God ur wiser. $hailings

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  7. therealsalte
    June 13, 2014

    I have worn my ‘Kito sanchos’ thrice and I vowed never to wear them again in my life. And I also had the urge to visit ‘Baba’ because the last two ‘kitos’ I wore wear from close friends but I resisted. I know ‘karma’ can be a lovely bitch, so I never bothered myself @ all. Going to ‘Baba’ is not the best but since it made u regain ur sanity and happiness; no wahala.

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    • trystham
      June 13, 2014

      THREE???? I don’t think u will learn again. I’m sure u r the “No Risk, No Reward” type abi? IZALIE!!!! You are a glutton for punishment. My prayers are with you o. I will be sending super glue to you thru d Panther. I hope it helps glue your nyash in one place.

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      • Chizzie
        June 13, 2014

        this really made me laugh

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      • therealsalte
        June 13, 2014

        @trystham I hope you aint pulling that shit on me?

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      • trystham
        June 13, 2014

        My dear, I AM pulling that shit on u. After the second one, I wud expect u wud enter purdah or make do with the old fuck buddies u have. No matter how boring they are. but going on ahead to a third…sweetheart, that vow u made is going to be broken AGAIN. Its not a curse. Its just ur high libido for strange dicks. Better get that Baba’s number handy

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      • pinkpanthertb
        June 13, 2014

        Hahahahahahaa! Trystham your mouth ehn

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    • therealsalte
      June 13, 2014

      @trystham I don’t think you know me or even how my kito story happened. But in any case Good riddance to bad rubbish!
      @Pinky I don’t know the kind of ppl that you have here. They appear so myopic and irrational in their perspective of things.
      Gosh!

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      • pinkpanthertb
        June 13, 2014

        He was teasing you eh! You couldn’t see that? Where’s your sense of humour? Lol.

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  8. mirage
    June 13, 2014

    Ok@alphapapi please get off your pedestal,peeps like you who are so claiming “perfect” have a lot of kito stories.Thank God the dude wasn’t harmed atleast he learnt his lesson and next time would be braver.As for the babalawo ish guy he has played you,don’t worry tho what goes around comes around.

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  9. Blaq Jaqs
    June 13, 2014

    Nice read. It was angry and sad and several other things too. Execution was flawless in my opinion: each emotion conveyed perfectly to the reader.
    You weren’t stupid, maybe naive and blinded by conji at worst. And even if it is perceived as stupidity, I’m sure we all have our ‘Choi! I Fucked up moments!’ And they make us wiser, stronger and better people. Thank you for sharing your story.

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  10. Lothario
    June 13, 2014

    Don’t take away Alpha Papi’s comments please… He deserves an avenue to vent the frustrations from his cobweb clogged booty. Alpha Papi I’ve told you, all you need is a good dicking…come to Daddy, let’s finally take that wild ride. Just promise you won’t shit on my bed again, make sure you douche this time.

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    • pinkpanthertb
      June 13, 2014

      Lmao! You sound like you know him well

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    • CeeCee
      June 13, 2014

      LMAO, Lothario!!! You’re a 1st class Bitch!! am loving you for this joor!!

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    • KingBey
      June 13, 2014

      Haha….he sure needs a dick…

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  11. Lothario
    June 13, 2014

    As for Posh…so sorry my dear. Those of us who grew up in Lagos know there are basic rules… And certain red light districts too. Thank God you got out safely. Baba may have been a bit of a stretch, but anything to make the pain go away, I understand.

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  12. Marthy
    June 13, 2014

    Really I don’t understand the verbal bashing of alpha(whatever his name is). He went over board with “most stupid person on earth,” no doubt. But there’s something very that-serves-you-right about a guy who enters a car of not just a someone different from the one he’s been exchanging pictures with, but someone who brought a tag team. Nothing brings out the demons in me like kito but not every kito story evokes sympathy. Haba!!!

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  13. yzee2013
    June 13, 2014

    @Pink panther dear tanx alot for publishing dis story i had two reasons for sending it to u 1st to serve as a lesson to my dear brothas&sistas,2ndly to hear odas views.@alpha papi glad to know peepz like u who suffer from acute delusion and over blown ego still exist.u sure are perfect aint u? Lastly to all doz dat made nice comments and advise thanx alot realy do appreciate u all have no idea how soothing ur words are.about d baba issue well we all have how we deal wiv issues and our believes dat was my own way of handlin it at d end of d day as evelyn lozada says from basket ball wives it is wat it is!watever makes u sleep at nite.

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  14. yzee2013
    June 13, 2014

    @Chizzie,lothario,blaq jaqs u guys are such darlinz..dear alpha u realy do sound like a very bitter person wat bad bad incidence happend wen u wer a child dat make u bcum dis way???dear u need intense therapy to get rid of such negativity&bitterness bfore it drowns u into oblivion….have a nice weeknd guys toodles….♥♥♥

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  15. kingbeepantherbf
    June 13, 2014

    good you learnt your lesson

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  16. henry
    June 13, 2014

    @Palpi, I think you have seen how wrong your “truth” is? So when you say the truth again, make it right. I have read through the ordeal the writer went through and it was very interesting. I don’t wait for Karma. I just forgive or revenge. I am in charge…

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  17. Iduke
    June 14, 2014

    But wait oo guys. Lemme talk my own now. Congi dey knack me akpako. I’ve lathered the old machine or taken a dingo since October last year. Don’t ask me why. I’m new in abuja, horny and not willing to make my own kito series yet. Somebody help!!!

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    • kendigin
      June 14, 2014

      Go for deliverance!

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    • king
      July 28, 2014

      Okay I must say that I have to help out in this situation and give tidbits on how not to fall into the hands of these craps… first of all and I put this in caps… NEVER EVER EVER GO TO A STRANGER S PLACE and secondly never go alone to a neutral middle ground to meet a stranger but always go with a friend who is either gay or gay friendly and who is buffy…or at least looks gruff too. Once anyone that has bad intentions sees u with someone else…just know that he will either fake the sex with u or give excuse to get out of d situation….it has never failed me…oh and never take them to your house where family or close relatives live…they could also use dat against u…and this goes without saying too….never ever ever give anybody. your office address NEVER!!!!!!

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    • king
      July 28, 2014

      Am in abuja and am married…hope ur slim and young looking!!!

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  18. uzzy
    June 14, 2014

    In everything you do… always apply wisdom… dats all to it

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  19. anonymous
    June 14, 2014

    Y’all talking too much, you just might miss an important lesson in this post.

    I didn’t wait till I finished reading it. I paused, went to my contact list and changed the way I stored ‘dad’ and ‘mum’ and also edited off the uncles and aunties I had on my list. I advice everyone does so.

    Peace out*

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    • pinkpanthertb
      June 14, 2014

      You have a point. *following suit*

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  20. Absalom
    June 14, 2014

    I didn’t learn to change my parents’ contact name on my phone. In a kito situation, which has happened before, I’d want you to call my parents. Help me with the opening sequence of the coming out ceremony, I’ll complete it. Whatever else my parents may do, they will not beat me, or kill me, or drag me into the street shouting, “Homo! Homo!” Please call them abeg.

    What I learnt from the tale is the need to fight back. I don’t do superstition (whether from church or a shrine), and the potency of Posh’s revenge is debatable, but at least he fought back. And that is what we should be doing more.

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  21. Queer Mike.
    June 20, 2014

    I feel your pain bro…but sometimes even recommendation isn’t all that safe.

    the bastard guy that gave me my kito moment in the city of Enugu
    (a gory story I am yet to share on this platform much later) was purely Tb. a top self! & he came via recommendation. we were even close buddies for over 8months before the back stab!

    asper the Mum and dad thing…by reflex I’ve always had this unexplainable habit of storing my Mom’s lines as ‘My Darling’ (her mtn) Sweetie (her glo) and Cupcake( her etisalat) and my Uncle’s line (since my dad is no more) as ‘My Nigger’

    my other siblings have their own code names…
    while I was seriously being beaten , they scrolled thru and thru but couldnt find any link to my family. I took the beatings and life threatening blackmail of over 30k. but thank God I was able to cover my track well

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  22. Queer Mike.
    June 20, 2014

    kindly ignore the typos and other errors in my prev. comment biko

    **I had a very stress-filled day**

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  23. king
    July 28, 2014

    Okay I must say that I have to help out in this situation and give tidbits on how not to fall into the hands of these craps… first of all and I put this in caps… NEVER EVER EVER GO TO A STRANGER S PLACE and secondly never go alone to a neutral middle ground to meet a stranger but always go with a friend who is either gay or gay friendly and who is buffy…or at least looks gruff too. Once anyone that has bad intentions sees u with someone else…just know that he will either fake the sex with u or give excuse to get out of d situation….it has never failed me…oh and never take them to your house where family or close relatives live…they could also use dat against u…and this goes without saying too….never ever ever give anybody. your office address NEVER!!!!!!

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  24. musclelad
    October 25, 2014

    All the warning signs were there man and you ignored it… I understand tho but the baba was uncalled for

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    • king
      October 25, 2014

      Eh pray Musclelad are u buffed up and bottom!??? (Giving Iluvmia the side eye….well since the bride price has not yet been given…i might as well do some more shopping….).and pray also r u by any chance in the FCT??

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