Evangelist Larry Tomczak Blasts Ellen DeGeneres, Anderson Cooper and Hollywood For ‘Promoting Homosexuality’

Evangelist Larry Tomczak Blasts Ellen DeGeneres, Anderson Cooper and Hollywood For ‘Promoting Homosexuality’

“The indoctrination and propaganda coming from those advocating a gay lifestyle in our country, classrooms and culture are increasing,” Christian author and evangelist Larry Tomczak (pictured above) cautioned in a new, unintentionally hilarious op-ed published by Christian Post. “All of us need to take note and take action to guard those we love.”

Tomczak then proceeded to detail every way in which gay Hollywood is “bombarding” the masses with homosexual propaganda, writing in list form:

  • Super hyped “Empire” series starts with Oscar nominee Terrence Howard having a homosexual son – and he’s a hunk.
  • “Glee” features over five gay characters.
  • Home and remodeling reality shows regularly feature lesbians and gays in partnerships exploring homes.
  • “Modern Family” features a gay couple who married over two episodes recently.
  • “Ellen DeGeneres” celebrates her lesbianism and “marriage” in between appearances of guests like Taylor Swift to attract young girls.
  • “Dancing with the Stars” hosts a gay judge and gay couples.
  • “Biggest Loser” had lesbian Jillian Michaels as a role model coach.
  • “The Good Wife” now has a lesbian/bisexual investigator.
  • “Scandal” has two gays.
  • “2 1/2 Men” just added a lesbian daughter.
  • “Grey’s Anatomy” highlights a lesbian couple with their child.
  • “Survivor” and other reality shows regularly parade homosexuals as contestants.
  • Anderson Cooper boasts openly on TV he’d rather “have sex” with a man plus co-hosts New Year’s Eve festivities nationwide.

Tomczak finally asked, “Are you really aware of this avalanche sweeping across our society today? It’s not a trickle, it’s a Tsunami!”

(An avalanche and a tsunami? What are the odds of two things happening simultaneously? And in what part of the world?)

Tomczak then recounted a visit to a restaurant in Greenwich Village: “A while ago I was in New York’s Greenwich Village sharing a meal when I engaged my waiter with this question, ‘Are there a lot of gay people in the Village?’ With a sly smile and twinkle in his eye he retorted, ‘Everybody in the Village is gay!’”

(The horror!)

But Tomczak said he wasn’t fooled. “I didn’t believe his hyperbole for one minute,” he rambles, “but I know what’s behind that statement. Convey the impression that the LGBTQ lifestyle is simply an alternative way of living that is beautiful, natural and acceptable.”

Tomczak then went on to explain what can be done about this dangerous threat. It’s as easy as “purchasing wholesome DVD series and streaming selected programs are great alternatives. The Fugitive, Gunsmoke, Little House on the Prairie, I Love Lucy and other award-winning shows are all available and cheap,” he writes.

“As ‘salt’ and ‘light’ Christians, we represent a bulwark against this tidal wave of unprecedented evil,” he continued. “May all of us be found faithful and vigilant at our posts.”

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  1. Chuck
    January 11, 08:25 Reply

    1. If the Christian “lifestyle” was so great they wouldn’t be so paranoid about alternatives.
    2.The existence of a gay lifestyle does not mandate you to live in it.
    3. Homosexuality violates no principles of social welfare. It does not threaten freedoms.

    • s_sensei
      January 11, 13:35 Reply

      I like!!!! Great points! No mind them.

  2. Ace
    January 11, 08:31 Reply

    Hahahaha! I really found this hilarious! Make this Oga sit down joor. He just needs to accept the fact that gay people are in every walks of life irrespective of whether they or they are not “avalanche”d by media. Still laughing at that Village bit, i imagine him vomiting his meal when he heard the whole village was gay. Lol.

  3. Pete
    January 11, 08:35 Reply

    I have decided not to waste my time with idiots like the Reverend. KDtians,it’s my 29th birthday today

    • Absalom
      January 11, 08:40 Reply

      Happy birthday, Pete! Cheers and many happy returns. Hugs.

      • Pete
        January 11, 09:15 Reply

        Tanx,Absie(hope I’m allowed to call you that)

      • Absalom
        January 11, 09:42 Reply

        You can call me anything, Pete-y! *fans face* Whew!

      • Deola
        January 11, 10:22 Reply

        Absie today is sunday, do not let the devil use this cold against you this morning. Put it back in your pants.

    • Max
      January 11, 09:13 Reply

      mbok, is it my own Pete?? *Rushes to check calendar

      • Pete
        January 11, 09:16 Reply

        Max,i doubt. I’m still waiting for d MTN cheat tutorial

      • Max
        January 11, 09:44 Reply

        oh, ok. You know what to do.

      • Pete
        January 11, 09:51 Reply

        Pinky has my details. Give it to her & it’ll get to me. As for payment,do u want it in cash or in kind?

      • Absalom
        January 11, 09:59 Reply

        Kind, please. With the video uploaded here on KD for our cinematic pleasure!

      • Max
        January 11, 10:04 Reply

        hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

    • Khristopher B!
      January 11, 09:56 Reply

      Happy birthday Pete. Wishing Wisdom and more intellect in everything you do. MAX welldone oh. Be promising tutorials yet u nor wan teach us… help your brothers out ni. MTN is raping my bank account.

      • Deola
        January 11, 10:18 Reply

        As in eh…Tis not a joking something, the way person dey buy data and before you blink twice it have finish.
        Max help a nigga out abeg…

  4. ola
    January 11, 08:38 Reply

    the funny thing people don’t know is that the more u push against something, the stronger it becomes, now that this dude has mentioned some of this series, am so going to download em

    • pinkpanthertb
      January 11, 08:39 Reply

      Hhahahahahahaa! That is eh. Those who didn’t know will now know

    • s_sensei
      January 11, 13:39 Reply

      Truism. That’s one law I know about: anything you resist gets stronger. They don’t know that the more they fight homosexuality, the stronger it becomes and even the straights become curious and want a taste. If only they knew…thank God they don’t…

  5. Deola
    January 11, 08:45 Reply

    Too Tired And cold to deal with this one this morning…

  6. ola
    January 11, 08:46 Reply

    the people that promote homosexuality the most are the anti-gay ones, they just always bring the topic to the limelight and just make it stronger, what an irony

  7. Absalom
    January 11, 08:57 Reply

    Boohoohoohoo. Crybaby Mr.Tomczak wants us back to those days when Hollywood portrayed gays as forgettable clowns and disturbed villains who never made it to the end credits alive.

    (Who hasn’t seen the documentary ‘The Celluloid Closet’? You should.)

  8. Max
    January 11, 09:09 Reply

    Hahahahahahaaha, this man is hilarious and paranoid. The storm has started and no one can stop it.

  9. #TeamKizito
    January 11, 09:15 Reply

    Amen! (To his prayer).

    Happy birthday, Pete. (Cake…)

    • Pete
      January 11, 09:20 Reply

      Thanks,Kizito. I only have virtual cakes

  10. Khaleesi
    January 11, 09:23 Reply

    Mtchwwwww …. rolls eyes from Enugu to Edinburgh … i admire the freedom of speech that America espouses but sometimes, i feel that idiots like this should be muzzled and slammed with a legal ‘do not speak ever again’ order … baffling that someone who lives in one of the world’s most progressive nations should remain firmly stuck in his pig headed and narrow-minded ways … he should he stripped of his US citizenship and deported to Uganda or Nigeria where he’ll find abundant company in the arms of his fellow hate filled homophobes …
    @Pete HBD Hun – have a blast & enjoy the tail end of your 20s … hugs***

    • Max
      January 11, 09:44 Reply

      hahahahahahahah..lmao

  11. Mr Kassy
    January 11, 10:07 Reply

    He is so paranoid,whether he likes it or not my love for barbecue and fresh cakes wiLl still remain intact.Happy Birthday pete dear,v fun k.talking about cake my baby’s own is one of the Wonders Of The World*Sips tea and coughs in extreme horniness*But wait a minuite most kdians age nobe here ooooooo! PINKY!

  12. Chizzie
    January 11, 11:37 Reply

    isn’t it interesting that this ‘straight’ preacher has a detailed list of gay characters on TV and such an intense curiosity about gay ppl and where to find them?

    This once again proves that homophobic ppl have latent gay fantasies that they r in strong contention.
    This man is a classic example

    I’m sure he watches gay porn just to see “how gay ppl do it”

  13. Chizzie
    January 11, 11:42 Reply

    and happy bday Pete, so you were 28, 2yrs shy of 30 when u impersonated king then myself, Ok. Hopefully you’ve finally outgrown stuff like that.

    • Pete
      January 11, 11:56 Reply

      Tanx,Chizzie. Do anything special happen when you get to 30?

    • trystham
      January 11, 13:42 Reply

      loooool ROTFL #sigh There is always a barb sumwhere on ur person isn’t there?

  14. DeadlyDarius
    January 11, 12:30 Reply

    He forgot to mention Richard Quest, Apple CEO…..in fact all Apple devices should be banned from use by his church members (the folks who pay his bills). What a joke

  15. Ace
    January 11, 12:36 Reply

    Happy birthday pete!!!

  16. chestnut
    January 11, 12:41 Reply

    So, this man just sits and watches tv to find gay characters? And when he enters a restaurant, the first thing he does is ask the waiter whether he can find many gay ppl in the area?(*side-eye*)
    So, Ellen invited Taylor Swift on her show so that straight young girls would become lesbians?(I wonder how this makes any type of sense to him)…
    …Promoting homosexuality in hollywood keh? Don’t worry Mr. Man; Anderson Cooper will answer you…continu.

  17. s_sensei
    January 11, 13:47 Reply

    Dem neva see anything yet. A time will come when one’s sexuality won’t even be important. And there is nothing that anyone can do about it. Acceptance of homosexuals is about tolerance and love; will bring healing of relationships and restoration. It will bring happiness. The devil that is bringing all these must be God?

    • s_sensei
      January 11, 14:08 Reply

      Okay maybe just a “good devil”. Lool

  18. Reverend Hot
    January 11, 14:09 Reply

    Lol! This guy is siiiiiiiiiick…….. And that Ellen instance was dumb as F…

  19. lluvmua
    January 11, 14:14 Reply

    Bla bla bla bla bla bla……. Next plz………. he should pls take several seats nd continue his search for gay characters on tv since he has Nuffin important to bla bla bla….. meanwhile max darling, sweerie pie, shuga plum, sweerie yummy *blinks uncontrollably* when do I get d cheat tutorials na *blinks some more* shugary sugar *smiles* just name any “Kind” of price u want… lol

  20. lluvmua
    January 11, 14:16 Reply

    And pardon me sweerie pie @Pete happy birthday sire… wish u the best ooo. Oya where d parry @ nd cakes???

    • Pete
      January 11, 19:19 Reply

      Tanx,Iluvmua. As for the cakes,can you be specific please

  21. Lord II
    January 11, 17:27 Reply

    Happy birthday Pete and have a blast!

  22. Reverend Hot
    January 12, 21:04 Reply

    Sorry its comin’ late! Happy Birthday Pete! God bless!

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