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  1. shuga chocolata
    September 19, 2014

    Wow!!! I will applaud you james for this wonderful piece. I could relate to this story, but all those snooping colleagues @ our offices self? Can’t they just assume without looking for evidence?

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    • pinkpanthertb
      September 19, 2014

      Loool @ assume without looking for evidence.
      I taya o.

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  2. king
    September 19, 2014

    Oooooooh boi this smells good!! Ah I predict the hottie Kola is gay and just wanted to confide in Tunde..ah the sex scene coming up from that office tryst would be aaahoohh!!

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    • pinkpanthertb
      September 19, 2014

      Hehehehee. King, hold your orgasm.

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    • enigmous
      September 20, 2014

      King the kind of sex scene that will come from there will be the kind that will come from our lovey-dovey meetings…sil vous plait

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  3. Dennis Macauley
    September 19, 2014

    There was this time I waka-ed go church, sat on the front row and opened my tablet and as soon as I entered the code, porno popped up. I quickly slammed it shut, but not fast enough for the guy sitting beside me to see it. I had to go out to the car to close the video and come back. The guy kept eyeing from the side, you should have seen his face judging me LOL, I ignored him and lifted my holy hands singing along to the tune of Sinach! LOL
    I’m sure he told people, but then again I don’t care, besides because of my financial commitments in church back then nobody will dare ask me. LOL

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    • pinkpanthertb
      September 19, 2014

      Hahahahahaa. Singing Sinach when there’s porn in your tablet, ei? You have a room waiting for you in hell

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      • Dennis Macauley
        September 19, 2014

        LOL! Darling I vacation there already

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      • king
        September 19, 2014

        Oh no pinky no hell for Dennis jo….he is contrite and oh yes we fall sometimes but just like my son whose learning how to stand and walk…oh yes he falls down and in fact cries too but he picks himself up again and gets excited when he is standing…Dennis luv go on soun jo…

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      • Dennis Macauley
        September 19, 2014

        The daddy has spoken! Gbam! Just like a true father! LOL

        If we open all the tablets that people bring to church on Sundays, we will be shocked what we will find.

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  4. enKayced
    September 19, 2014

    Luckily for me though, I work in entertainment where people see your porn stash and hand you a flash drive saying ‘please copy some of your videos to me’.
    It’s just that I always have to separate ‘str8’ porn from bent porn. The funny thing is that I hide my gay porn just on a folder on my desktop where people would never believe then tuck my normal porn under layers and layers of secrecy, codes and folders so you would think that’s the most important stash on my lappy.
    King oh King! Some Kitodiariesians will rape you one day o. You know say dem no dey use ear hear say person get big dick.
    *dons shorts, sleeveless shirt and baseball cap, then strolls out for a morning walk*

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    • pinkpanthertb
      September 19, 2014

      ‘Dons shorts’, eh? Is that a subtle hint that you too are generously blessed down there?

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    • daniel
      September 19, 2014

      *in ibibio accent* Tanks Yames, Feri beauriful write up, I enshoyed it.

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      • Mr Bassey
        September 19, 2014

        Sweetie!!!!, thats far from ibibio and b.t.dubs, accents r personal, and not generally ethnic.

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    • king
      September 19, 2014

      Haba!!! I have a Mrs King ooooooo!! KD pipo biko Nu oooo

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      • Dennis Macauley
        September 19, 2014

        Mrs King? Pink Panther pray tell us who this Mrs King is or shall we call her “Queen”?

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      • pinkpanthertb
        September 19, 2014

        LMAO! You’re not getting anything out of me. I plead the fifth.

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      • enigmous
        September 20, 2014

        King darling am sure Mrs King won’t mind a little sharing…am not asking for much, just to grace your bed. Am falling in lust already *blows hair dry*

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  5. Rapu’m
    September 19, 2014

    Wow, I thought it was Pinky writing. Nice one James. I felt like I was in the office. Please do and write the next episode asap.

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    • pinkpanthertb
      September 19, 2014

      Oh he has. You’ll just have to wait till next week. *wicked grin*

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      • Rapu’m
        September 19, 2014

        Chai. Next week is too far!!!!! But issorait. I’m not going anywhere, exam don finish. *Grabs stool, siddon dey wait*

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  6. Micky
    September 19, 2014

    Wow James this is beautiful. Impatiently waiting for the sequel. I really don’t like ppl who stick their noses where it doesn’t belong. Very rude.

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    • Ruby
      September 19, 2014

      Beautifully Done James.
      If I were Tunde, I’d give Kola a piece of М̣̣̥̇̊Ɣ mind when he must hav forgotten about D̶̲̥̅ incident.
      Please hurry up with D̶̲̥̅ Sequel *look @ Pinky with side-eye* (don’t keep us waiting gurl)

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  7. #TeamKizito
    September 19, 2014

    Hmm. I can relate this to ‘Love and Sex in the city’, somehow.

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  8. maxonex
    September 19, 2014

    This got me smiling…you’ll never be able to find anything incriminating on my laptop…its like the ruins of Dol Guldur in R.R Tolkein’s novel, looks plain, deserted and ordinary from the outside(concealed with powerful dark magic) but full of festering evil inside… 🙂 🙂

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    • pinkpanthertb
      September 19, 2014

      Nice! But you know, for every ruin of Dol Guldur, there’s a Frodo plowing through, looking for something on his way to Sauron’s resting place. 🙂

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      • king
        September 19, 2014

        And he seems to always win…hmmm dat frodo sef! #someonesgonnafindsomethingsoon!!

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      • maxonex
        September 19, 2014

        Well, Frodo was lucky… Ain’t no MoFo gonna be as lucky as he was…

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      • pinkpanthertb
        September 19, 2014

        Lmao!!!

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  9. #TeamKizito
    September 19, 2014

    You wish.

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    • king
      September 19, 2014

      Exactly!!!!

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  10. Khaleesi
    September 19, 2014

    Nice piece James! @Pinky, cmon post the sequel joor … witch! ! Keeping us in thirst & suspense is ur stock in trade! ***flips long silky hair, climbs astride glittering bright pink broom & zooms off***

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  11. #TeamKizito
    September 19, 2014

    (Must everything be pink or have a touch of pink?)

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  12. Obatala
    September 19, 2014

    pink panther deleted my comment.

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    • pinkpanthertb
      September 19, 2014

      I beg your pardon?

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      • Obatala
        September 19, 2014

        sorry. erm I posted a comment before leaving for work this morning. and now I can’t find it. *wipes my teary eyes.

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      • pinkpanthertb
        September 19, 2014

        It must either have not successfully posted or it went straight to spam. I’m using my phone at the moment and cannot access spam. When I log on with my laptop, I’ll check.

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      • king
        September 20, 2014

        Eh…you don’t want to mess with the queen now do you????

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  13. s_sensei
    September 19, 2014

    James this was beautiful! Well done!

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  14. Lothario
    September 20, 2014

    James!!!!! Oh wow…..this is good. I like!!!!

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  15. September 20, 2014

    These to be continued ish is really becoming annyoing ooooooo…hmmm…daris God oooo

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    • pinkpanthertb
      September 20, 2014

      But if everything that needs to be written is written at once, making it a long story, una go talk say tori too long. 🙂

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      • king
        September 20, 2014

        Exactly!!! Well said Q.

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  16. W£¡RDO
    September 22, 2014

    Been following dis blog for a while now and i just hav to comment, nice job James always knew u had it in u…i salute all of u ooo, king khalessi pinkpanther ruby dennis kizito sensei maxonex mickey enigmous enkayced and all i didnt mention…Glad to be part of ya’ll.

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    • pinkpanthertb
      September 22, 2014

      Stick around Weirdo. Do stick around. 🙂

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  17. W£¡RDO
    September 22, 2014

    I so will dear

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