91 responses

  1. bade
    February 2, 2015

    When u join a channel, everyone on ur contact list will be able to see the channel u joined… so scared to scan d barcode

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    • Metorsexual
      February 2, 2015

      My dear…. I didn’t know that too.. I’m still tryna explain to my friends and folks on bbm who are asking when I became an LGBT activist.

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  2. Dennis Macauley
    February 2, 2015

    Declan with his old school elegance would have been beaten orange and pink. Chai i was looking forward to it!
    ***evil grin***

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    • pinkpanthertb
      February 2, 2015

      Why Evuls this early morning, eh Dennis?! LOL

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      • Dennis Macauley
        February 2, 2015

        Leave me alone! I belong to the heavenly realm and you belong to the earthly realm. I wont argue with you, you are carnal

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      • pinkpanthertb
        February 2, 2015

        Hahahahahahahahaaa!!! Lekwanum oo!

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    • Gad
      February 2, 2015

      I had expected nothing less. Evil genius

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      • Dennis Macauley
        February 2, 2015

        Gad lemme! I am arranging my firstfruit to pay so that i can buy my own tear rubber car this year and later buy the second one.

        You and PP are distracting me with your earthliness

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      • pinkpanthertb
        February 2, 2015

        Hahahahahaahaa! Dennis forget that first fruit. You’re going straight to hell

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      • Gad
        February 2, 2015

        If I were you I will arrange my brains more. But wait, accountants in the house, where do you place a private car on your balance sheets, assets or liabilities? I ask because my grand mum told me that God don’t give his children liabilities.

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      • Dennis Macauley
        February 2, 2015

        Oh gad! You are worse than i thought! Lol

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    • Mitch
      February 2, 2015

      Dennis! Dennis oh! Warriz wrongs with you? You want my Declan destroyed before his time? Hmmmmmm……………………………………………………………..DiarizGodOh!

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  3. Absalom
    February 2, 2015

    Me: Yes. By the way, what’s your number?

    Jaja: Why?

    That’s all the red flag anyone needs. But Declan was still going! 😛

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    • pinkpanthertb
      February 2, 2015

      The thirst was quite real, no? lol

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    • Gad
      February 2, 2015

      I tell you. He even had another bonus when the venue changed from satellite town to Abule-Ado but he wasted that too. He was just thinking with his ass.

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    • Ace
      February 2, 2015

      I swear!!!!! Eh!

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  4. pinkpanthertb
    February 2, 2015

    People who don’t know where else to meet people?

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  5. Gad
    February 2, 2015

    A beautiful gift for a monday morning

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    • pinkpanthertb
      February 2, 2015

      Why thanks, Gad. 🙂

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  6. Dubem
    February 2, 2015

    And Bryson is BACK! Oh that delicious straight-boy lover is back! Kizito, where you dey o?!

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    • Mercury
      February 2, 2015

      I want Kizito back!!!!!

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  7. pete
    February 2, 2015

    near-kito experience

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  8. KingBey
    February 2, 2015

    So Declan finally got shagged after his near-kito experience….I wonder whoever still go to Satellite Town or Festac to meet someone they met online. The reputation there is horrible. I pity my good friend who lives in Festac. The guy go beg for market taya. lol

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    • pinkpanthertb
      February 2, 2015

      Aswear! There’s a dude i know who lives around Maza Maza. Dude be begging me all the time to recommend him to runs. Lol

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    • chestnut
      February 2, 2015

      Heeeey!!! Festac boys are not that bad jor! We’re just victims of an exaggerated reputation…hehe

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    • MacArdry
      February 2, 2015

      Hey,why are you guys knocking Festac-Satellite town axis?.I have a lot of very good friends there,my SO lives around there,Abule Ado to be precise,and they ain’t bad at all.

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    • Peak
      February 2, 2015

      Seriously, what’s the deal about that end? Guys just think you are nothing but bad news if u live on festac-ojo axis. They say its the capital of kito in lagos. Abeg am I missing something, cos I kinda grew up and live on that axis

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  9. chestnut
    February 2, 2015

    Hian! Bryson kwa? Ghosts of booty-calls past! Let me just find out that Declan will enter that car and follow him home…*side-eye*
    Kizito, where are u ooooo? U’re d one I’m rooting for,but I don’t know anymore; it’s like I want this for u and Declan more than u want it for urselves…
    That Jaja is too messy for choosing to wear something called a “wife-beater” that day;talk about wearing ur heart/intentions on ur sleeves…literally!Pls,what’s this “wife-beater” thing though? From d contexts I’ve heard it in, I know it’s some sort of garment (and not Ike Turner or Mike Tyson), but what exactly is it? Like a singlet, or a t-shirt…?

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    • pinkpanthertb
      February 2, 2015

      Like a singlet, chestie

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      • Absalom
        February 2, 2015

        Or kitolet.

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      • Brian Collins
        February 2, 2015

        pretty much what we call sleeveless tops for guys

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  10. KryxxX
    February 2, 2015

    Hian!
    Pinky nd Eddie!!
    Y una save Dee naa? Una for allow ones slap land on top that his iyanga doing face small. That guy do shakara pass me gan!

    Nd Mr Bryson…………. Till next week.

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  11. mirage
    February 2, 2015

    On my way 2 work and reading this,my colleague on the wheel complaining about ph unending traffic and all I wanna say is shut up and drive!*in rihanna’s voice*Declan should thank his chi,remember when I got into their hands in benin oh Lord the fear that ran through me!

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  12. Mercury
    February 2, 2015

    Ahhhhh, the risk we take for a shag……so sad. Thank goodness Eddie came through.

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  13. Dennis Macauley
    February 2, 2015

    So satellite town is to lagos what Rukpokwu is to portharcourt?

    #Issorai

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    • pete
      February 2, 2015

      & ogborhill is to Aba

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      • Gad
        February 2, 2015

        They are everywhere.

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    • Mandy
      February 2, 2015

      What about Enugu, Owerri and Calabar… any kito capitals in those cities? *asking for my peace of mind*

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      • pete
        February 2, 2015

        Orji is to Owerri

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      • Brian Collins
        February 2, 2015

        yes o, orji is the capital for owerri. my first kito experience was there.

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      • Gad
        February 2, 2015

        You have been kitoed? Please send a mail to Pinky asap

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      • Brian Collins
        February 3, 2015

        I have shared my second kito story hia na. The one where i lost all my documents. The first one somewhat passed like a breeze, i was quite lucky.

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    • Brian Collins
      February 2, 2015

      wait o, Dennis, i thought it was elelenwo, then town with ogbunabali following closely.

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      • Paul
        February 2, 2015

        PH is finished den. @ ds rate- where’s safe?
        #holdsvaselinestronger

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      • Dennis Macauley
        February 2, 2015

        Brian that was then ooo! Rukpokwu has shot right to the top on the kito-meter! The stories I hear from that place makes my blood curl!

        Town is a very distant second (aggrey road to be precise).

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      • pinkpanthertb
        February 2, 2015

        Kito-meter… Lol. Heu! KDians sef

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      • chestnut
        February 2, 2015

        Wait Brian…”First”?

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      • Lord II
        February 2, 2015

        Wait ooo Brian your first??? You’ve had more than one kito experience..?

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    • Constant
      February 6, 2015

      Eleme aint safe either…….too many kito centers in PH oooo…..smh

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  14. Mitch
    February 2, 2015

    O.M.G! Declan, the Lord loves your ass! You’d better schedule a proper thanksgiving in church next sunday.

    As for the Jajas of this world, your payment is coming, pretty soon!

    Eddie love, you’s the best! Thanks for saving my fav LASITC character!

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    • Deola
      February 2, 2015

      Ofcourse Lord loves his ass…

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      • Lord II
        February 2, 2015

        Della I dey see you with side eye ooooo! Issorait!

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      • Deola
        February 2, 2015

        Who is this Della you speak of???

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      • Lord II
        February 2, 2015

        Er..your bottom personna….in my dreams….ok seriously my keypad messed up…my bad.

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      • Ace
        February 2, 2015

        I can’t with you guys at all! Oh no! Hahahhahahahahaha

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  15. #TeamKizito
    February 2, 2015

    Hmmm.

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  16. xpressivejboy
    February 2, 2015

    Lucky DeeCK, so lucky…all thanks to Eddie and the fuel tank.

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    • pinkpanthertb
      February 2, 2015

      The fuel tank…

      Clever of you, jboy. Most peeps missed the role of the fuel tank in saving Declan

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  17. michael
    February 2, 2015

    The fear of kito is the beginning of conji.

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    • pinkpanthertb
      February 2, 2015

      Arent you getting that a tad mixed up Michael

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      • Brian Collins
        February 2, 2015

        i tried to reconstruct what he wrote but came up with nothing. Konji was out of context there.

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      • Deola
        February 2, 2015

        That statement there is a mess… Cant make head or tail of it.

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    • Gad
      February 2, 2015

      Sure. Especially when one thinks with his ass

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      • R.A
        February 3, 2015

        Lmao! Evuls

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  18. Mitch
    February 2, 2015

    For Enugu, its Obiagu, Uwani and Abakpa!

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    • pinkpanthertb
      February 2, 2015

      Three capitals in one city? What are they, autonomous communities?

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      • Brian Collins
        February 2, 2015

        lol pinky. Eastern states can sabi to have autonomous communities ehn.

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      • Gad
        February 2, 2015

        Kitodoms

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  19. Deola
    February 2, 2015

    I just know that Kizito has got to be end game…all you Byson’s and all other bitches are just small stops that Declan will make before he gets to his real destination.
    There’s so much chemistry and sexual tension between Declan and Kizito it could boil stone. #TeamKizito

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    • pinkpanthertb
      February 2, 2015

      Hahahahahahahahahaa, this faith, certainly not like a mustard seed

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    • Dennis Macauley
      February 2, 2015

      Della how are you?

      ***picks race***

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      • Deola
        February 2, 2015

        Lol…Dennis mind yourself or you will get spanked.

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  20. Brian Collins
    February 2, 2015

    Piinky o, how come Dee had to go through oshodi? not practical at all. What happened to going to orile from ojuelegba and then catching another bus to mile toooo. Quicker route and cheaper too.
    And i am pretty sure Abule-ado and Sat. Town are on the same side of the expressway.
    Declan was sha lucky o.
    And BRYSON? the story just got juicier.

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    • Brian Collins
      February 2, 2015

      If i decided to join the KD bbm group, i wouldnt be able to keep my pseudonym.

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  21. Eros
    February 2, 2015

    I am in class now. A room already hot from the mass of bodies. And I am sweating. And shivering. Not from the heat but from the chills I got reading this story. Not everyone is able to escape this sort of thing.

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  22. #TeamKizito
    February 2, 2015

    #TeamKizito

    Pinky, we are protesting.
    See our placards read:

    “Kizito we want! All others bitches/tops na so-so yeye!”

    “#BringBackOurKizito!”

    :s

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    • pinkpanthertb
      February 2, 2015

      Why hello Kizito, I’ve been expecting you and your placards. 🙂

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    • Dennis Macauley
      February 2, 2015

      Seeing as I know who Kizito’s character is fashioned after, I will join this street march

      ****carries billboard****

      #BringBackOurKizito

      #ShagHimInTheColdStorageRoom

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      • Paul
        February 2, 2015

        Billboard kwa?
        Rotfl

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  23. Paul
    February 2, 2015

    Declan dem for beat “D” comot from ur name.
    Dat Jaja of Opobo sorry Abule-ado would hv given u some slave trade treatment dt next time wen u hear Ja- u’d not wait for d second syllable b4 u run.
    I remember someone who narrated his kito story to me of same area,they were so wicked dt dey collected his shoes too n d guy had to walk home barefooted.
    He lied to his peeps dat he entered “one-chance” n d mum started asking when did “one-chance” start collecting shoes?
    I jst wish every1 is ds lucky tho.
    Nice read as usual.
    #returnsDictionary

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  24. Ace
    February 2, 2015

    I will read when I wake up. Too tired. Hmmm, odikwa safe to join this bbm group? Lemme go taste my waters on my contact list and seeif I can turn of broadcasting.

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  25. Ueze
    February 2, 2015

    Where’s Badoo?

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  26. Chizzie
    February 2, 2015

    we all need that one friend to smack us away from our hormone ridden reverie every now and then. A friend once told me how he’d met an online huk up who also happened to be a police officer, this dude drove my friend to his place of work, u guessed it a- police station! and told him to chill abit that he was going to get something. By sheer providence I called my friend, who was so consumed w lust that he had lost all rational and was even going on on how kinky it would be to do it with a uniformed man, and I was like “bitch better come back to ur senses and get ur horny ass out of there! ”

    safe to say he realized how stupid he was being!

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    • Gad
      February 2, 2015

      how was that a potential kito incident?

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      • Oluwadamilare Okoro
        February 2, 2015

        Exactly what I was thinking too… Shey police officer is not allowed to play for our team ni?
        except there were other red flags… I don’t see the kito in that story.

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  27. Oluwadamilare Okoro
    February 2, 2015

    Hmmmmmmm.

    The flutters… signs from God himself.

    A great read. It was worth the wait since 9am when I opened the page, I could just read. *sigh*

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  28. A-non
    February 2, 2015

    @Dennis, sent you a mail with regards to our discussion about Jude Dibia’s books.

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  29. Ace
    February 2, 2015

    I opened this page since 3am and couldn’t read it. It was definitely worth the wait. I could totally relate with the uneasiness of a hook up portrayed. Damn! I was freaking screaming in the little train station cubicle as I read. Almost close to my own near kito experience.

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  30. s_sensei
    February 3, 2015

    Well written, as always.

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  31. Lothario
    February 3, 2015

    Lol! Here we go again…….

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  32. chudiebere
    February 5, 2015

    And I use to know one Jaja too some time ago. We almost met but I really didn’t know what happened and we didn’t. Could it be same Jaja???

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