20 responses

  1. Mandy
    October 3, 2016

    *in Agent Smith voice* Do you feel that, Declan, that cold? Do you hear that? That is the sound of the inevitability.

    Reply

  2. beejay
    October 3, 2016

    “I stay and I just think how sad I feel for America sometimes.” mmmm-hmmm…Wars in Gaza, Syria, heck the destruction wrecked Boko Haram alone, hunger in South Sudan and Somalia. Oh and don’t get me started on the state of affairs in this country in general and *that’s* all she has to feel sad for? And that air of superiority she’s clinging on to, seriously, why do some people think that being gay automatically makes you some sorta second class citizen? SMH.

    Reply

    • Pink Panther
      October 3, 2016

      This Onyinye is drawn from an actual female friend, and these opinions were the ones this friend shared with me post US Supreme Court ruling. I just couldn’t believe her empty superiority.

      Reply

  3. ambivalentone
    October 3, 2016

    This gragra u r doing. I hope u r sha not trying to ‘shock’ all the arguments when u go on another hiatus.

    First crack spotted. And this is how our loud-mouth sister scattered their relationship without even knowing it. Kizito wee start to think twice about wanting to pair up with Declan to avoid being tagged ‘gay’ by association. “Eeee!!! You are now living with that gay Declan? You even sure say u no be gay sef?”.

    Reply

    • Pink Panther
      October 3, 2016

      ???? That is how the cookie starts to crumble.

      Reply

  4. Stein
    October 3, 2016

    Kizito my man ?, Pp, you kept to your word, it’s till next Monday that we will know

    Reply

    • Pink Panther
      October 3, 2016

      Hehehee. Don’t worry. I’m not going anywhere.

      Reply

  5. Dickny
    October 3, 2016

    “Aren’t you afraid that all that sadness will affect your family? That all that America’s homosexuality will somehow seep into your womb and affect your child and turn him gay?” I love this…

    Reply

  6. Delle
    October 3, 2016

    This.
    Reminds me of the horrible (although rejuvenating) battle I fought with some recalcitrant homophobes on facebook few days back.
    Nigerians are ignorant. Confidently so. All they think to say, their only focal point on every argument (most times resulting to an altercation) is the Bible. The bible they have tried all their possible best to edit, interprete and nurture. The same bible that condemns so many things they’ve overlooked just because they couldn’t bear to heed to it’s incredulity. But the homosexuality thing? A big NO for them. Due to sentimental frivolities, they throw raw sense and reasoning to the wind and are so quick to use Bible. Religious hypocrites. That’s what they are! All of them!
    What Christianity is all about eludes them. Just that scribbled on some page in a Bible. It’s sad really.
    Oh but the fight continues and until their coconut brains accept that there’s more to a person than what he does in the comfort of his bedroom, I’m not relenting.

    Nice post PP. I can’t believe I’m crushing on a virtual character! Kizito ooo *crying hysterically*

    Reply

    • Pink Panther
      October 3, 2016

      Camdan. Kizito is taken. Lol

      About the ignorance of the average homophobic Nigerian, you’re right. It’s both confident. And convenient. You can hate America for its tolerance, but by all means, to America you shall go. You can pounce on Leviticus where the bible chapter slam homosexuality, but when it calls out your own sin, it becomes the ‘old’ testament.

      Reply

      • Delle
        October 3, 2016

        Exactly! This same America has been witnessing growth and development in leaps and bounds. I wonder, if Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed for being a hub of homosexuals, is it that God has suddenly turned tolerant? Or even accepting? An ACTIVIST?
        Look at South Africa and all other countries where homosexuality is seen for what it is, an ordinary sexuality like heterosexuality…they are all progressing. You can’t compare them to the horrendous mess that is Nigeria. And yet we pride ourselves with the hate we’ve sewn iro and buba with.
        So sad.

        Reply

      • Kristoff
        February 27, 2017

        LMFAO true

        Reply

    • pete
      October 3, 2016

      Delle, Kizito is a bisexual; you know the one that will invariably give preference to his straight side. Crush not. ??

      Reply

      • Keredim
        October 3, 2016

        Ooooooo!! Why you tell am nau????

        Reply

      • Delle
        October 3, 2016

        Sigh.

        Reply

      • Pink Panther
        October 3, 2016

        ???????? Oh Pete, you soulless human being.

        Reply

  7. Keredim
    October 3, 2016

    ….that they had intended to honeymoon in Greece, but changed their itinerary to South Africa because the weather

    You know she spent her honeymoon alone in her village, right??

    Reply

    • Pink Panther
      October 3, 2016

      ????????????
      Keredim has killed me.
      And yea, that is a strong assumption to make.

      Reply

  8. pete
    October 3, 2016

    Nice one, PP. The whole gang needs to appear in the next episode.

    Reply

    • Pink Panther
      October 3, 2016

      You speak my mind. 😀

      Reply

Leave a Reply

 

 

 

Back to top
mobile desktop