MASTURBATION

MASTURBATION

It’s always been a fascination

I’ve never lacked for motivation

Always finding the inspiration

A wonderful form of relaxation

Much more fun than meditation

Starting with some stimulation

You get that feeling of elation

As it begins its elongation

Followed by the levitation

Then waiting in anticipation

Of enjoying that final sensation

As I race toward my destination

My breaths rush in serious vexation

Body doused with perspiration

My whole being quaking with the ejaculation

And with that last suspiration

Comes the reaching of pacification.

Written by Pink Panther

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47 Comments

  1. kendigin
    April 18, 06:32 Reply

    Hahaha
    Masturbation for many is almost an obsession. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with. Infact I read somewhere, that men who masturbate often are less likely to develop prostrate cancer. (dont quote me sha o)

    • pinkpanthertb
      April 18, 06:40 Reply

      No we won’t. Lol. The argument on masturbation has been raging way back.

  2. Max
    April 18, 06:35 Reply

    Awwww, so nice.. PP finally composed a poem for his dearly beloveth.

    • McGray
      April 18, 06:47 Reply

      *whispers to Max* Dn’t shurrup, expose fowl nyash *side eye Pinky* Buhahahahahahahahhahaha

      • McGray
        April 18, 07:00 Reply

        Shooo? Infact i no mind as far as na ur thing dem dey share…share as in tok. Lmfao

  3. McGray
    April 18, 06:45 Reply

    Pinky okwa ya? Okay nau. But if one aint careful it would become an obsession……..and it aint gud when it does.

  4. Lemuel
    April 18, 06:52 Reply

    Masturbation: The reason why you shouldn’t be kitoed for being horny. A cream or soap can save you from a horrible indelible kito story…

        • pinkpanthertb
          April 18, 07:04 Reply

          LOL! Come, McGray, did you see me in your dream? Tell them I’m single and unavailable o. 😛

      • Max
        April 18, 07:05 Reply

        Its the only way to survive for months/yrs without sex.. I support Lemuel

      • McGray
        April 18, 07:10 Reply

        *hides* Pinky don catch my plan. Max i knw u must support #TeamTensionRelease. Issorait, make una kontinu

  5. KingBey
    April 18, 07:00 Reply

    I have been masturbating since I was 12…..and I still do almost on a daily basis regardless of my other sexual encounters….I don’t see it as an obsession…..because whenever I get busy or am in an inconducive environment, I don’t even remember about it again.

    • McGray
      April 18, 07:07 Reply

      And when u r in a condusive environment u wont even knw wen ur hand will travel to Southeastern part of Nigeria to pay homage to Owelle Rochas. Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha. :>:>:D:D:p:p

  6. kendigin
    April 18, 07:04 Reply

    Lord knows I dont walk out that door without a nice “release” of the early morning “tension”. Lol

    Masturbation only becomes a problem when it begins to affect your sex life and relationships negatively. Apart from this, there’s not really any side effect. Your body is designed to produce more sperm faster than u can empty your balls. Lool!

    Its religion (in its attempt to control every fibre of our being) that makes masturbation seem like the enemy.

    • Stickysly
      April 18, 07:19 Reply

      Black rayne! Hahaha!

      **but only black rayne?**

    • Ace
      April 18, 08:32 Reply

      Black Ranye baby! Black Ranye! *sigh*

  7. Absalom
    April 18, 08:12 Reply

    In boarding school I used to masturbate in public: shove my hand in my pocket, codedly grab my D from there and stroke gently…while gisting with friends. Multitasking. 🙂

  8. Jaja
    April 18, 08:24 Reply

    Lol! Fine poem! How can I submit my essay to be posted?

  9. Teflondon
    April 18, 08:25 Reply

    This McGray guy is on a roller costa today o! Someone needs to put him on a leash.. Lol

    Hmmm! Pinky for those of us trying really hard to win the battle against masturbation. This is not encouraging at all.. Lol this is some kind of athem for chronic masturbators… Hmm Pinky Deris God o!

    Nicely written piece I must admit.

  10. Handsomely Inclined
    April 18, 08:42 Reply

    I am yet to experience the thrill that wanking brings…….

    Never thought of it though…..maybe soon,just maybe.

    • Max
      April 18, 09:09 Reply

      2am
      Xhamster.com
      Blue seal
      Cold room
      Right hand…

      Thank me later…

  11. Vhar.
    April 18, 08:53 Reply

    Hear Hear.
    *Clears throat.

    Panther, well done o!

  12. Mercury
    April 18, 09:27 Reply

    Yesso, the thing is a life saver, you know that feeling of peace and quiet that washes over you when you do it as a last attempt at calming your nerves before sleep. Uuhhhhh Chile!!!.

    • pinkpanthertb
      April 18, 09:42 Reply

      Lol. Some nights, when my insomnia gets really bad and I crave sleep, I wank. And then Mother Nature will look down and be well pleased. And finally give me a call.

      • simba
        April 18, 11:46 Reply

        Reasons for Simba’s masturbatiom
        Insomnia
        Depression
        Horny
        When I am shortchanged
        #mastubationSavingLifeSinceBC

  13. sinnex
    April 18, 12:10 Reply

    Just when I decided not to Masturbate today, I see a piece encouraging me to do so. Some people are giving tips on how to do it best.

    PP, biko, don’t let the Devil use you this very hot saturday afternoon.

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