Morning Humour XXIV: The Fastest Conversion Therapy In History

Morning Humour XXIV: The Fastest Conversion Therapy In History

KD pic 2A KDian sent this whatsapp chat to me of a guy he’d met on badoo, and was getting fresh with. Turns out it is possible to be gay one minute and turn straight the next. Someone should package that ministry and sell it. He’d make boatloads of money.

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  1. Colossus
    March 20, 07:00 Reply

    Hahaha hahaha hahaha. Oh that was fast. Praise the Lord, it’s a Sunday miracle.

    • Pink Panther
      March 20, 07:03 Reply

      I know right? And he didn’t even have to have TB Joshua lay hands on him.

  2. Mandy
    March 20, 07:11 Reply

    I used to be but now I’m straight.
    I AM GAYS NO MORE!!!

  3. Delle
    March 20, 07:55 Reply

    There are so many like this. I don’t know if there’s a secret gay OFF and ON button up their sleeves. That comment reeks of stupidity…I can’t deal.

  4. Paul
    March 20, 08:30 Reply

    #thingswetellourselvestomakeUshappy I’m sure we all went tru ds phase @ 1 stage of our lives!

  5. Eddie
    March 20, 12:22 Reply

    Hmmmm I think I did go through that phase….my own case was different sha I was a 17yr old juvie lol

  6. GAG
    March 20, 13:57 Reply

    Atleast we can applaud him for going straight and not homophobic and I hope Its just friends with no benefit. #WhoGaveYouThatSwitch

  7. Mitch
    March 20, 15:31 Reply

    What astounding stupidity! Imagine me struggling for oxygen with this one. Kai!

  8. pankar
    March 22, 19:39 Reply

    Society and their expectations switched him. Some will never come out to themselves either

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