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  1. Somadina
    April 10, 2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Apostle, I kinda like him. Very witty.

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  2. KrestienKristoff
    April 10, 2017

    The Apostle of a dude was being too defensive n playful, he didn’t really saying anything just justifying his desires to satiate his urges,
    Do your thing, if u masturbate daily?? Does that not make you an addict? But yet u still want to believe ur in control,
    Too much of everything is still bad and in the end there’ll be repercussions, in the end no matter how fast we heal up, there will still be wear n tear 😂.

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    • Mandy
      April 10, 2017

      Definition of addiction according to Merriam  Webster:
      “compulsive need for and use of a habit … characterized by tolerance and by well-defined physiological symptoms upon withdrawal; persistent compulsive use of a substance/habit known by the user to be harmful.”

      You know what this means? It means that you become addicted, NOT because you indulge a habit regularly, but because you’ve come to that period when you can’t do without it. When it has started interfering with your life and other activities. When stopping it turns you into a basket case.

      So masturbating daily does not make you an addict. Stop using a roundabout logic to support that Pastor Chris’ thrash sermon abeg.

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    • Mandy
      April 10, 2017

      And Apostle wasn’t being defensive. You can’t be defensive and playful at the same time.

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  3. Mandy
    April 10, 2017

    Bible-thumping Christians are such sexually repressed people. Jeez.

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    • Absalom
      April 10, 2017

      Did you mean “jizz”? 😶

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  4. Lorde
    April 10, 2017

    This pastor obviously hasnt heard of the word “desensitization”… the more you rub one out, the less sensitized you are, also, me kwa I like sex more than jerking off abeg oo….dunno was this wan heard it from…….., and Speaking of dildos, how does one acquire a medium to large sized dildo in Nigeria? I cannot be waiting for guys to pleasure me again

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    • Pink Panther
      April 10, 2017

      😂😂😂😂😂😂
      How do you people even get it on with dildos? I’d rather wank endlessly than let that inanimate object anywhere near me.

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      • Lorde
        April 10, 2017

        Lol…..id rather have a dick I cn control…not all these ones attached to bigger egos

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  5. Delle
    April 10, 2017

    Lol what I enjoyed the most was the apparent time the ‘Apostle’ dedicated to this Man of the Bible.

    Everything is sinful to these people yet they are the most raunchy sect in bed. Carrying their sexual frustrations out on an innocent victim. Why don’t you wank, wank, wank and let loose?
    Sigh.

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  6. Mitch
    April 10, 2017

    Whoever Apostle is, he deserves a bottle of vodka from me.

    Beht, is it just me or was that Pastor Chris so dumb that he didn’t notice the gay insertions by Apostle? Lucy to Lucien?
    😂😂😂😂

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    • Pink Panther
      April 10, 2017

      I saw that too! 😀😀😀 His cluelessness is not shocking, considering the ignorance of his sweeping sermon.

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  7. ambivalentone
    April 10, 2017

    I died at “What are u storing the semen for?” Ta lo mo?

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  8. UC TheMisfit
    April 10, 2017

    Reading through this it just felt like this ‘Apostle’ character is one particular friend of mine. I can see him giving these kind of replies to Pastor Chris’s queries on masturbation.

    LOL😂

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  9. Gad
    April 10, 2017

    I never knew that people still have time enough to devote to mundane issues.

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    • Canis VY Majoris
      April 10, 2017

      I pray for this kind of time.

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  10. boniface
    April 11, 2017

    lol such a nice argument the apostle is quite wise enough to hit the nail by the head and make out a nice points masturbation is bad we all know but l see it as way in which we prevent ourselves from those STD carriers looking for whom to share their sorrows with

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    • Pink Panther
      April 11, 2017

      Masturbation is bad…we all know? How do we all know this?

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