Pastor claims gay man was ‘cured’ of his sexuality after eating ‘anointed’ cake

Pastor claims gay man was ‘cured’ of his sexuality after eating ‘anointed’ cake

Whoever knew cake frosting would be an enemy of the gays?

Frosting, fairy cakes and fluffy bakes are apparently so straight, they can ‘cure’ a gay man, a pastor has claimed.

Right wing preacher and author Lance Wallnau, who claims to have ‘predicted’ Trump’s presidency, spoke about a recent story advocating ‘gay cures’ on his Periscope.

He claimed a gay bar owner was ‘converted’ after eating cake prepared by and prayed over by Christians.

Wallnau claims there were some ‘hookers’ who used to hang out at a bar who were saved by a fellow patron who had found Christianity.

Together, Wallnau adds, these individuals ‘baked a cake for the owner of the bar, who was gay and very adamantly anti-Christian’ and prayed over it that he would leave homosexuality.

‘It was an anointed cake,’ Wallnau said, ‘and they made the cake and gave it as a gift. And when he ate the cake … the power of God hit him.’

As the ‘presence of God’ fell upon the bar owner, Wallnau recounted he got baptized, and at that point ‘the spirit that was working him got broken off’. He was thus ‘freed’ from homosexuality.

‘Gay cure’ therapy is condemned by every worldwide mainstream health and psychiatry organization in the world. It is considered dangerous to a person’s mental and physical therapy. This can range from anything to prayer and Bible study to electroshock treatment and torture.

Watch the ‘revelation’ below:

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15 Comments

  1. Mandy
    March 23, 06:04 Reply

    So what type of cake was it abeg? Cherry cake with extra icing? Or strawberry cake with caramel topping? Or plain madeira with sugar coating? I’m asking so ill know not to eat any cake that’ll endanger my love for preeq 😀

    • Pink Panther
      March 23, 07:11 Reply

      Lol. It’s not a small sigh o. Some incredulous things homophobia drives people to opine, and you’ll be like, is it the same oxygen we’re all breathing in?

  2. bain
    March 23, 06:51 Reply

    where can I get this cake biko?

    • Mandy
      March 23, 07:18 Reply

      Someone wants to be delivert. 🙂

  3. MagDiva
    March 23, 08:22 Reply

    Foolishness comes in all shapes and sizes. Kmt

  4. .•*Sugaar.•*
    March 23, 10:14 Reply

    Hahaha so what!
    That is not cool anyways. It’s like initiating someone in to something they don’t ask for…

  5. Nuel
    March 23, 22:15 Reply

    @Dickson indeed…. lol… I’m wit u in prayers bro… holding hands lmao

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