Photo: Bests Of Online Hookups XV

Photo: Bests Of Online Hookups XV

IMG-20170104-WA003IMG-20170104-WA004IMG-20170104-WA005LOL. A friend of mine would cynically remark: “You claim top finish, but once we enter bed, you raise your legs and nyash for fuck.”

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  1. Delle
    January 14, 08:59 Reply

    From the chat thread it was obvious the guy was a confused being. You are going to a town you have no idea of. You give your biography without being asked. And you work for a Polish company.
    Wow! Daft must have been a criterion to get that job.

  2. Lorde
    January 14, 09:13 Reply

    Everybody dey claim top for naija, it even looks like there are more tops than bottoms here, meanwhile, in the abroad, them dey find top like dollar

  3. Chizzie
    January 14, 09:33 Reply

    I thought only really annoying bottoms used these kinda illegible, headache inducing, overly dramatic cursive fonts. I was wrong

    • ambivalentone
      January 14, 10:00 Reply

      You sure love what u hate because I am quite sure a sane person would ask how u know this. But its obvious. You MUST have the stinking habit of peering into the phones of ppl who trust u.???Oh wait!!! They can’t trust you…if YOU are not FRIENDS with them.

  4. ambivalentone
    January 14, 10:09 Reply

    Yesterday, na post on being objectified. Now this? Someone is at the short end of annoying unwanted attentions

  5. BlurryFace
    January 14, 14:24 Reply

    If he isn’t confused then he’s bad at trying to kito the guy I think.

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