Photo Of The Day: Everybody Loves Dennis

Photo Of The Day: Everybody Loves Dennis

kd 7A Kitodiariesian sent me the above screengrab of a chat he had with a friend. LOL @ ‘Please stand behind me in the queue.’

This would be the best time to add that Dennis Macaulay’s birthday post scored the highest number of comments here on KD. Plus the updates on that day (September 3) fetched KD its highest number of views at 2001, topping the last highest stat of 1526, garnered by the ‘Help Catch this Thief’ update much earlier updated on the blog. (Yea, people really wanted to nab that guy. lol)

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  1. R.A
    September 11, 04:07 Reply

    How convenient! Just when I thought I was the only one having a mad crush on him. *wipes tears*

    Is it just me or the fact that there’s a Mrs Macaulay somewhere makes him more desirable? Everyone loves competition you know *continues reading kito blog while on queue*

  2. king
    September 11, 04:14 Reply

    Hmmmm Dennis pray biko tell us more bout u biko…what does it take to be a Dennis….and don’t go all about being too faithful to Mrs Macau lay here….whoever she is…..just tell us exciting tins biko….”pouring more milk in my morning cupa”

    • Dennis Macauley
      September 11, 04:21 Reply

      LOL! Oga I have a very boring life ooo! Pink Panther knows na!

      Meanwhile Mrs Macauley is an auto mechanic oo! Very good with sharp tools, so I have to watch my back constantly *turns around*

    • Legalkoboko
      September 11, 05:19 Reply

      I think one of the secrets behind Dennis’ celebrity status here could be because he uses a full name that looks credible , unlike the rest of us who “hide” behind nicknames.
      when I first saw the name I said to myself, ‘who is this bold gay man now? He doesn’t mind if the homophobic none gay Nigerians visit this blog and read his pink comments? “.

      Boring life, Lol.

      • R.A
        September 11, 05:31 Reply

        Oh Yassss! That name! Or perhaps it’s Cos the first name rhymes with what we’re interested in

        • pinkpanthertb
          September 11, 05:33 Reply

          Hahahahahahahaa!!! RA, you are so totally BAD! I never realized the connection until now.

      • maxonex
        September 11, 06:24 Reply

        Exactly, the “credible looking” name is one factor…

  3. daniel
    September 11, 04:29 Reply

    O_O… Lol. Trying to distract me? *maintains position in the queue* if Mrs Macaulay sees this, she got to be quick as the queue is getting longer..

  4. Dubem
    September 11, 04:29 Reply

    Oh Chizzie is going to have a hissy fit over this post. lol

    • xpressivejboy
      September 11, 05:27 Reply

      We’re awaiting her arrival.

      On another news, Dubem, how are you today?

      Feel free to ask Pinkie of my details, that’s when you deem it neccessary.

      • JArch
        September 11, 08:07 Reply

        Bia xpressivejboy get in line biko, I found Dubem first, don’t let me pour hot palm oil on you this morning ooo.

        Dubem pay no heed this woman that’s trying to put asunder.

      • xpressivejboy
        September 11, 08:11 Reply

        Well, Dennis, it’s not what you think.

        Do have a nice day.

  5. chestnut
    September 11, 06:00 Reply

    *whispering in a conspiratory tone* I know why everybody loves Dennis…*smiling impishly and rubbing palms together in an evil manner*

  6. Chizzie
    September 11, 06:18 Reply

    I don’t like him. ..although I find his imagination and sense of self relevance amusing

    • maxonex
      September 11, 06:28 Reply

      Hahahahahaha…. Been waiting for this…..
      I always find ur comments funny…
      Who damaged you???
      This is someone’s handwork… I’m sure You’re quite feisty…

      • September 11, 09:53 Reply

        Lool…really, who damaged him? Lmao

    • Khaleesi
      September 11, 09:01 Reply

      hahahaha Chizzie!! you never disappoint, your deep dank bitterness is like a slow cooking broth that gets thicker and stronger everyday. life isnt all gloom and doom, there’s got to be some joy out there … even for you! as incredible as it might sound … **hugs***

      • Chizzie
        September 11, 09:55 Reply

        kelechi or is it Nkechi…just cause someone is opinionated and frank doesn’t make them bitter or gloomy. I happen to be happy at the moment. .. Maybe u should pick up a dictionary and study terms .

  7. lluvmua
    September 11, 06:24 Reply

    *catwalks(blue heels) to queue and fires a short gun* *thirty hoes runs away* *walks up to dennis* sweerie plz tell them you love me and that all dem thirsty hoes should back off!!!! *winks*

      • Mr Bassey
        September 11, 10:02 Reply

        She sure does!!!!, the lil skank is just begging for it.

        • lluvmua
          September 11, 10:11 Reply

          Hello mr bassy *waves*are you by any means throwing shade this morning??? *would just pretend I didn’t hear that darling * have a nice day *walks away*

  8. Mrs Macaulay
    September 11, 06:27 Reply

    *dials Konga customer care*

    “About that short gun I ordered, I am gonna need you to quicken the delivery. I will need it sooner than I thought, seeing as some people want to pursue me go village”


    • Mr Bassey
      September 11, 10:06 Reply

      Yesso…….kill em before they succeed oooo, kop no mi is still very potent where I come from.

  9. infamousdiaries
    September 11, 07:24 Reply

    Sapiosexually? Sorta; he interests my brain. But to fawn over said man and join ‘the queue’? Nah -cos 1stly I’m a MAN, and another thing is he’s already Taken. Y’all should know when to lay off… And, for you guys and the rest of the world who read this blog, my name is Ken. Nice to meet you.

  10. earl
    September 11, 07:24 Reply

    Alright… That being said, am walking away… *steps out of the queue* *calls Ikenna my driver to come take me home*

  11. JArch
    September 11, 08:12 Reply

    Dennis…. Hmmm… I do love you, but in that family friend kinda way

    You know that gay family friend who comes over to your house with his husband and 2.5 kids for playdates and BBQ with you and your husband and 2.5 kids

    Sadly and ironically- Dennis isn’t fond of kids, but will sti make a good family friend no less

    • pinkpanthertb
      September 11, 08:16 Reply

      Lol. Such a gay friendly picture you paint. Where did you sleep when you had the dream? A hotel in California?

      • JArch
        September 11, 08:28 Reply

        Hahahaha I know right, oh the thought!!! Slept in Disney land- go figure

        But dreams can come true though *swoons like Cinderella*

      • Mr Bassey
        September 11, 10:10 Reply

        I swear……secret garden things…..all bubbles and cake, rainbows and unicorns. Its sweet.

      • Dennis Macauley
        September 11, 11:09 Reply

        Rug rats? I no follow ooo! Let the parents and intending parents here not eat you up! LOL

        Football game? Recital?

    • Dennis Macauley
      September 11, 09:29 Reply

      Pool side parties, white picket fence, massive Victorian style masion.
      *a boy can only dream*

      No kids biko, we don’t need little terrorists running around and breaking expensive glass figurines! Leave yours at home please!

      • JArch
        September 11, 09:46 Reply

        Fair enough, I’ll leave the rug-rats at home with the nanny. But you must come to Annie’s recitals and Tim’s football games.

        I would not be held responsible for what those kids would do to you if you miss any.

        You’ve experienced it once already when you failed to show up and am sure you dread a repeat performance

        • king
          September 11, 09:52 Reply

          Rugrats????? Heaven’s no!!! I won’t allow you call children dat name irrespective of what they do..common I loooove my kids to life!!! and I won’t just be the same without them. Now I love this blog but don’t u dare insult kids ok….am getting ready my guns…oooo! Ehen!

  12. Khaleesi
    September 11, 08:18 Reply

    Jeezusss!!!! This blog us full if parched, thirsty hoes! ! abeg this one pass me ooo … despite Iluvmua’s shotgun burst, only 30 hoes ran away, over 80 stubbornly remained on the line. ***sighs opens Ferragamo bag and throws in sawed off shotgun,flips weave, climbs into cab and leaves’*** na only nuclear weapons fit dislodge such thirsty determined hoes …

    • king
      September 11, 09:14 Reply

      Hahaha Ahahahaha you bet!! Anyway Dennis kudos to you my dear and isn’t it time we begin to celebrate one of ours!!! Well done Mrs Macaulay for making him so desirable and thanks my Pinky plumpy puppy…( if it’s our darling Joan Rivers) …for heralding him for us!!!…ok pray biko pinky tell us why Dennis name is near our desirable thingy we always look for biko???

    • king
      September 11, 09:37 Reply

      Ooooh goodness…only u could make me laff dis hard!!!!

  13. Colossus
    September 11, 09:12 Reply

    OK, time for a name change.
    I also have to visit this blog early
    I’ve got to set alerts to receive all notification
    Maybe i should call my friend to install a spyware so I’ll know whenever my name gets mentioned.
    Then i have to be killer ass friends with Pinky.
    Finally, i have to get Mrs. Colossus to visit once in a while.

    There, that does it. If i should follow those rules, i should be more famous than Penis….oh sorry, Dennis.

    • king
      September 11, 09:17 Reply

      Ahhhh ok so it’s penis…..oh ok ahh Dennis my p….. oh sorry luv….backing out!!!

      • Dennis Macauley
        September 11, 09:33 Reply

        Chai! Diarisgodooo

        All of you that are mutilating my name, my god will answer!



    • Dennis Macauley
      September 11, 09:31 Reply

      Colossus are you by any chance throwing shade this morning? LOL

      • king
        September 11, 09:40 Reply

        Oh!!! So much shade in di morring…hmmm abi only u wan Waka go!!!

      • Colossus
        September 11, 09:55 Reply

        Throwing shade? Nah! You’re a hard guy to compete with, if i want to take you down, i won’t throw shade, I’ll throw pitch black.
        On a totally unrelated note, we would make great drinking buddies.
        Erm, Mrs. Macauley please hold down your weapon, I’m not in any way sexually attracted to your husband but you on the other hand….. Meeoooowwww! I live me some but of fiesty

    • xpressivejboy
      September 11, 17:38 Reply

      Colossus, a man of large third-leg…have I told you of my crave for heavy schlong…I wouldn’t mind being your Mrs. Colossus.

      Auntie Pinkie is on the stand-by in case you need my details. I’m all game.

      • king
        September 11, 18:12 Reply

        Ouch!!!! Oooh there’s so much heat in here…Pinky luv switch some ac biko

        • pinkpanthertb
          September 11, 18:25 Reply

          Hshahahahahaa. I swear, king. You’re on point. Lemme go n on generator so we can turn on the ac. Phew! *wiping sweat from forehead*

      • Colossus
        September 11, 20:04 Reply

        So you’re THE power bottom they keep talking about?

    • azriel24
      September 12, 12:13 Reply

      okkk… it feels weird just commenting .. But Colossus … you type out my Mind !!!! lool

  14. September 11, 09:56 Reply

    The sad truth/reality is most times people are always different on ground from who they are on cyber space…I’ve learnt not to get carried away by online impressions

    • Dennis Macauley
      September 11, 17:24 Reply

      You are so right! In person I could be very short, igbotic, over weight, broke, living in my mother’s house and battling acne!!!

      • Colossus
        September 11, 20:08 Reply

        The spec that got guys running away. Dear lawd, we truly are superficial, grow a pot belly and you’re out *sucking in my slightly petruding stomach*

  15. GB_SHOW!
    September 11, 14:32 Reply

    Hi Dennis…use dis shine while it lasts, no one knws what 2mao holds…it could b Chestnut!

  16. September 11, 18:24 Reply

    On to other related matters, 2001 peak views hey? Well that should include repeated views to check comments. Anyway roughly say 1,500 LGTBs…just got me thinking how many LGTBs are there in Nigeria? So I met this tb recently and I asked if he knew this blog and he said No. Seriously? No? Totally felt the guy has been living under a rock…but 2001 peak views? Explains why he wasn’t aware. The gospel isn’t being preached enough I guess, I mean this is a safe haven sort of for tbs in Niaja, let’s do well to preach it so some lost lonely tb out there might find a home he can be truly comfortable in his skin.

  17. Samaurai
    September 12, 09:18 Reply

    It’s not been long I discovered and started reading KitoDiaries. But I always find something interesting in most of Dennis’ comments. I guess that’s his allure. That’s my opinion, though.

  18. SavingGrace
    September 12, 21:58 Reply

    *sips alomo* I’m here to read comments and yes, post comments too. I hope this Mr Dennis is as interesting as yall keep talking about tho. But ooops…so many horny holes here.

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