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  1. DI-NAVY
    May 27, 06:30 Reply

    I’m not a bachelor anymore. I’m married.lol

    • Pink Panther
      May 27, 06:36 Reply

      Show us evidence. Where is the ring? Is your marriage to a man or woman? When was the wedding? Was there asoebi? How much was the dowry? All these you have to answer to convince us and not confuse us that you are married.

      • DI-NAVY
        May 27, 09:01 Reply

        pp oh.lmao. you won’t kill me biko

    • Dennis Macaulay
      May 27, 07:22 Reply

      Bia Di-Navy don’t be silly, your Ozband has not settled umunna! We are still waiting on him to come and collect list.

      If you call yourself married one one time again I will slap you from Istanbul to India

  2. Dennis Macaulay
    May 27, 07:20 Reply

    I’m still a senior Bachelor, but the aim is to be a life bachelor!

    Ike adirom biko

  3. #Chestnut
    May 27, 07:37 Reply

    lol… should anyone below 30 even be referred to as a bachelor? Dennis my dear, u’re not legally of age yet, to be addressed as a “bachelor”.

    • Mandy
      May 27, 07:56 Reply

      What kind of bae? *narrowing eyes in a Maxine expression* The one with north and south regions? Or the one with front and back districts?

  4. Dickson Clement
    May 27, 07:54 Reply

    Bach. 1, I will soon be married tho! There will be full evidence and Babies!

  5. Mandy
    May 27, 07:58 Reply

    I clocked into Principal Bachelorhood last month. By the grace of God, I shall proceed to Deputy Chief Bachelor and then reevaluate.

    • Dennis Macaulay
      May 27, 08:29 Reply

      Wait what?

      You are clearly not who I thought you were, and I thought my CIA skills were on fleek!

      Oh god! I’m loosing my mojo ??

      • Mandy
        May 27, 08:49 Reply

        Have you been cyber-sniffing for my identity? Lmao. You go old. Thankfully I’m not on instagram. So you can just forget your base of operations.

    • Peak
      May 27, 10:14 Reply

      Hian Mandy! You don tey for shelf like that? Dust go don gather for ur head taya.
      I go put ur for prayer for today vigil. U don over due to go husband house. All small small shidren way u reach born as piking for KD, don dey husband house finish, u de here dey wait for Mr Dimma. #Ndo

  6. Chizzie
    May 27, 08:33 Reply

    Officially entering senior bachelorhood in a couple of months. *breaksdown*.

    Meanwhile PP did you get my mail? Courtesy demands that you should atleast acknowledge that you got it ?

    • Pink Panther
      May 27, 08:45 Reply

      My apologies. I kept telling myself I owe you a response. And kept forgetting. Must be something to do with my Principal Bachelorhood

  7. KryxxX
    May 27, 09:09 Reply

    **sigh** Not easy being a senior bachelor in this our very competitive neighbourhood. Even worse when you r an aunty Ngoo.

  8. philips
    May 27, 11:10 Reply

    Awwww…..I guess I am KD’s last born since I’m the only Bachelor II

  9. ambivalentone
    May 27, 11:49 Reply

    Bin seeing this upandan and it lost its amusement at 1st sight. My sis/cousin shared it with me n I instantly got irritated. Placing premium on marriage nobody seems to know why it is established besides procreation in d 1st place. Please!!!

    • Khaleesi
      May 27, 13:21 Reply

      if Marriage is solely for procreation, then why do people have children without a marriage??

  10. Karishika
    May 27, 12:30 Reply

    Phillip u got a brother here o.Bachelor II.

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