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Lol. Oya o. This is for us in #TeamSingle. What category of bachelor are you or do you aspire to be before you succumb to #TeamMGM
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31 Comments
Kenny
May 27, 06:26Bachelor 1 ?.
DI-NAVY
May 27, 06:30I’m not a bachelor anymore. I’m married.lol
Pink Panther
May 27, 06:36Show us evidence. Where is the ring? Is your marriage to a man or woman? When was the wedding? Was there asoebi? How much was the dowry? All these you have to answer to convince us and not confuse us that you are married.
DI-NAVY
May 27, 09:01pp oh.lmao. you won’t kill me biko
Dennis Macaulay
May 27, 07:22Bia Di-Navy don’t be silly, your Ozband has not settled umunna! We are still waiting on him to come and collect list.
If you call yourself married one one time again I will slap you from Istanbul to India
Dennis Macaulay
May 27, 07:20I’m still a senior Bachelor, but the aim is to be a life bachelor!
Ike adirom biko
Stein
May 27, 20:06????☺☺☺ OK
#Chestnut
May 27, 07:37lol… should anyone below 30 even be referred to as a bachelor? Dennis my dear, u’re not legally of age yet, to be addressed as a “bachelor”.
Dennis Macaulay
May 27, 07:41Do you mean me well? ???
Pink Panther
May 27, 07:54Hahahahahahahaa! My brother, hask am o
Marc Francis of Chelsea
May 27, 07:46Bachelor 1. Going to sleep on the floor of MFM for the Lord to send bae my way.
Mandy
May 27, 07:56What kind of bae? *narrowing eyes in a Maxine expression* The one with north and south regions? Or the one with front and back districts?
Brian Collins
May 27, 18:17Kai!!! Mandy you are such a mess for this.
Dickson Clement
May 27, 07:54Bach. 1, I will soon be married tho! There will be full evidence and Babies!
Mandy
May 27, 07:58I clocked into Principal Bachelorhood last month. By the grace of God, I shall proceed to Deputy Chief Bachelor and then reevaluate.
Dennis Macaulay
May 27, 08:29Wait what?
You are clearly not who I thought you were, and I thought my CIA skills were on fleek!
Oh god! I’m loosing my mojo ??
Mandy
May 27, 08:49Have you been cyber-sniffing for my identity? Lmao. You go old. Thankfully I’m not on instagram. So you can just forget your base of operations.
Peak
May 27, 10:14Hian Mandy! You don tey for shelf like that? Dust go don gather for ur head taya.
I go put ur for prayer for today vigil. U don over due to go husband house. All small small shidren way u reach born as piking for KD, don dey husband house finish, u de here dey wait for Mr Dimma. #Ndo
Chizzie
May 27, 08:33Officially entering senior bachelorhood in a couple of months. *breaksdown*.
Meanwhile PP did you get my mail? Courtesy demands that you should atleast acknowledge that you got it ?
Pink Panther
May 27, 08:45My apologies. I kept telling myself I owe you a response. And kept forgetting. Must be something to do with my Principal Bachelorhood
KryxxX
May 27, 09:09**sigh** Not easy being a senior bachelor in this our very competitive neighbourhood. Even worse when you r an aunty Ngoo.
philips
May 27, 11:10Awwww…..I guess I am KD’s last born since I’m the only Bachelor II
ambivalentone
May 27, 11:49Bin seeing this upandan and it lost its amusement at 1st sight. My sis/cousin shared it with me n I instantly got irritated. Placing premium on marriage nobody seems to know why it is established besides procreation in d 1st place. Please!!!
Khaleesi
May 27, 13:21if Marriage is solely for procreation, then why do people have children without a marriage??
Karishika
May 27, 12:30Phillip u got a brother here o.Bachelor II.
miztadiol
May 27, 16:12Bachelor 1
Tobby
May 27, 18:53Bachelor 1 🙂
Stein
May 27, 20:07Bachelor II
Reed
May 28, 08:51Bachelor II.
bubble butt
May 30, 00:481
Wayfaring Stranger
June 02, 23:56Bachelor II