LOL! Oya. Go!
Long Flute…. Quite accurate. 😊😊😊😊
FUCK SNAKE. Sounds creepy tho. lol
‘Pussy Knob’? Now that’s a big lie. This dude has entered a pussy just once and he didn’t like it not to mention being its knob.
Explosive snake? Tufiakwa. Chukwuaju.
Explosive snake 😲
I tire o. Laughing in Swahili.
Pleasure punch??? Heavenly fadta!
Lol. Hi, Long Pole.
Lol. Ya finding trouble this morning abi?
What the fuck is that?
Big hammer ko, hammer is big ni😒😒😒😒😒
Becos Pink Hammer was out of stock, eh?
Pleasure Sword, Oh well!!!!!, What can I say.
Love Wand. Awww.
Asi! Big lie! Liar liar pants on fire!
Dont goan and be giving some ppl big expectations biko! Can’t deal! Me that is still thinking of going 4 plastic surgery u wee now come nd give me what I can’t carry. Mba!
Girthy Pole ✌✌✌
Because the real name is a lot less interesting.
big tube lol, accurate as fuck…
Pleasure Machine………. Now I like the sound of that😁😂
monster machine… lol.ok.
Pussy killer….. iffa hear, you for ask me whether we din even see pussy before
Explosive hammer, hian.
Erm oga,yours read purple pole not explosive hammer
Young man, I don’t know who you think I am.
Come off it,Max.
You ain’t fooling no one but yourself.Heck,you can’t even pull off the multiple pseudo thing.Shows how not-so smart we know you to be.
Oh,I don’t think it,I well know you.
You sir, are delusional.
Long Sausage, nd what d heck is that??? Not bad though…whayys think (winks @ bae)
Long wand…well, I’ve always been a Potterhead so it’s fine
Big Pole – that’s massive
Big Machine… Spot on
Iron Killer??? Sumbody epp me
LMAO!!! Well,ladies and gentlemen, right here is Iron Man’s nemesis. 😀
Mine is Big Machine. Very accurate😈
Big Hammer, sorry ooo — inaccurate description…
ION all those wey dey complain say some of us dey “fuck” outside KD, shine ya eyes and get yours if your crush dey hia 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶
Have you heard the story of the Elephant and the three blind men @ Francis? Pple can sometimes have an over emphasized or under emphasized image of themselves. Or at times it cud be accurate. So, let’s just enjoy the dick name fun and forget the real thing!
Long cock that shock you to half death… Lol and Nod
Lol….. Fuck Wand…. Hehehehehehe
And you’re bubble butt too? Boy! Talk about having best of both worlds
LMAO… laugh no go kill me.
*Does the evil laugh* Hahahaha!!
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