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  1. Francis
    December 2, 2015

    The first part says it all for me on why I don’t do cyber romance. Besides they say once bitten twice shy ??

    Your “German” friend story is astonishing and inspiring. I hope he doesn’t go around sharing that info with every gay person he meets sha. Bad belle pipul full ground.

    Can’t wait for the internet troll drama to begin ???

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    • Dennis Macaulay
      December 2, 2015

      Ogbanje!

      Ofcourse you can’t wait!

      Silly

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  2. ambivalentone
    December 2, 2015

    Well, I believe you can love someone you’ve never met, on the internet, as well as off. Perhaps you are very shallow, expecting perfection OR not as intuitive as u think u are because after all those back n forth messages, ur friend will ALWAYS drop a hint of who he is..fat, unhealthy, uncouth, dirty, controlling, talkative…

    Getting over someone u care about? Start finding faults. Not the little ones. Those ones with a great potential to irritate you. You just might hate them eg “how on earth did I ever cope with the lisp? the spit he’d av showered on me all the while we talked ehn”, “see the gangly arms. No wonder he could never lift me comfortably (forget conveniently at this point, that you weigh twice his weight)”. Shit works.

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    • #Chestnut
      December 2, 2015

      Nah,I don’t believe u can love someone u’ve only corresponded with,online. U can become stronly infatuated,but “love”? Mba. It is almost impossible for the internet to show u everything that u should expect to see in real-life. It’s so easy to form a desirable image in ur head and idealise someone u haven’t met,but really like. Everyone has flaws,but not all flaws are visible in bbm pictures or whatsapp chats…even phonecalls won’t tell u everything; it’s easy to always be sweet on the phone with someone whom u have never met,but are pursuing a relationship with.

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      • Dennis Macaulay
        December 2, 2015

        I completely agree with you!

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      • ambivalentone
        December 2, 2015

        I don’t know. Perhaps, the idea of online relationships sound more real and less cosmetic. Its not the guy who is being pursued’s fault you imagined him to be Korede Bello thin. I’ll bet he did nothing to encourage the thot sef. And nope, I don’t agree about always putting ur best foot forward during online convos. The bad is always there. The pursuer just holds on to the percieved good and then reality crashes in because of a bad physique

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  3. Max
    December 2, 2015

    Or you can just turn off updates from them so you’ll stop seeing it. Cried for a guy once, promised myself never to do that again. Getting over someone isn’t easy, but it gets better as the days go by.

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    • Max
      December 2, 2015

      Oh and one of the easiest ways to get over people is to find something you hate about them and amplify it in your mind… Something your love or infatuation did a good job of shielding.

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    • Dennis Macaulay
      December 2, 2015

      Oh my banana chocolate chip muffin!

      Come and tell daddy all about it!

      Daddy makes everything hurtful go away

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      • Max
        December 2, 2015

        Except, I’m not hurting, merely stating a fact ??

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      • Dennis Macaulay
        December 2, 2015

        Come and sit on my lap let us examine these facts together

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      • Max
        December 2, 2015

        Acid bath wouldnt look good on you, you know. Watch your back ??

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  4. Chizzie
    December 2, 2015

    I was going to say how nice this post was and how relatable it felt in so many ways, and how I was surprised something so impressive was written by you and was even considering finally burying the hatchet and getting along with you until…I saw where you posted that link

    But its good, not only do ppl get to see that that Keredim of a man is a pathetic excuse for one, a cosmopolitan public toilet, a steroid junkie exhibiting signs of early onset schizophrenia thanks in part to profuse use and abuse of steroids, and a 40somthing yr old with the thinking and reactive faculty of a juvenile. Plus it also gives me more reason to utterly despise you as well. So I guess its a win win.

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    • Mandy
      December 2, 2015

      All this poison… Don’t you ever get tired?

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    • ronniephoenix
      December 2, 2015

      “Schizophrenia”, wow.

      Some people don’t have an idea about mental illness, but just carelessly throw comments stupidly.

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  5. Mandy
    December 2, 2015

    I believe you can be very very strongly infatuated with someone online, an infatuation that will likely strengthen to love when y’all meet. But in my opinion, that’s the prerequisite of love happening: the fact that you’ve met. Compatibility cannot happen when you two are only held together by the cyberspace.

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  6. ikhines
    December 2, 2015

    I look forward to the day you will put up your rants and stay clear of the comment section. Try it. If what you write is true and genuine, negative comments shouldn’t bother you.Nice post this week by the way.

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    • posh6666
      December 2, 2015

      Lol i believe at this point most people should know who you are with ur fake monickers i for one know its just one person using two different monickers to comment and try as much as possible to generate drama since atm you are jobless and its the drama that keeps you going.
      Yea i also found out that you actually stalk me on twitter and drop hateful comments using another fake account too “agenthuckngr” yet not bold enough to use ur pics and admit to being the person who you actually are .I must really be a threat to you right?what a loser????????

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      • Pink Panther
        December 2, 2015

        Posh, please, this drama you’ve got going on with ikhines has got to stop. The two of you have a habit of derailing the thread with your personal beef. And every time, I have to clean it all up. That has to stop please. We get it, you both resent yourselves. At least try and ignore each other whilst you’re here.

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      • posh6666
        December 2, 2015

        Ok miss pinkie but you know am not the type that even likes drama….just help us advise the kd stalkers to actually get a life and stop stalking people outside kd we argue,we dont need to agree with eachother nor like each other which is cool.
        But when you now begin to frantically go on social media to stalk someone now thats really sad and pathetic who has such time really? You just potray yourself as a loser.

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      • Pink Panther
        December 2, 2015

        Believe me, I find that in poor taste too. But whatever drama goes on outside KD should remain outside KD. My issue is with anyone bringing their issues over here and derailing what should be about a post into a bloodbath over their personal issues.

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      • ambivalentone
        December 2, 2015

        A blood bath? I’ve got my sponge. I hear nothing rejuvenates the skin better than blood. Not even milk

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      • Chuck
        December 2, 2015

        Please POsh666 what is his other handle? What caused your beef?

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  7. bruno
    December 2, 2015

    getting to know or fall in love with someone is an intricate affair that i don’t think can be fully realised without a physical meeting… but some people swear it works for them so…

    as for getting over someone you like, it’s up to you to deal with it the way that works best for you. but time is your best friend. eventually, you will look back and wonder what you liked about him in the first place. having that in knowledge in mind can somewhat alleviate the pain and helpless you feel. however, have some self-respect while this is going on. don’t beg or pester anyone for attention, affection or even sex. it doesn’t work and it’s downright pathetic.

    trolls are not a unique thing to this blog. you either ignore or aggressively censor them. like alfred told bruce wayne “some men just want to watch the world burn”. as much as some people are entertained by the bloodbaths when they do happen, i don’t think it ultimately helps kd when the hostility in comments section makes it viewed as some colosseum you enter at you own risk.

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    • Pink Panther
      December 2, 2015

      Thank you very much, bruno.
      THIS comment for those who come lashing at me for my moderation stance.

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  8. Ruby
    December 2, 2015

    Cyber Romance *shivers*
    I had a Horrible Experience once….
    He was your “Perfect Man” online, Physique, Conversationally and all.
    But when I met him…. The Six Packs had given way to a Paunch, 6.2″ had become 5.7″, handsome and strong jaw line became Bulldong Cheeks, clean Diction had the Heavy Igbotic accent *no offence intended* lacing every word. I literally died…
    I simply walked away ad never looked back after that encounter.

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    • Francis
      December 2, 2015

      ?????. Reminds me of one of my online hookups. Body was to die for but when we finally met, the face was totally off.

      We just kissed and wanked and ended it there. All my preparation was for nothing.

      On the plus side, my roommates arrived from work like 15 minutes after he left so phew!

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    • Pink Panther
      December 2, 2015

      Beht how did the clean diction suddenly turn into a heavily Igbo accented voice? Did you not notice the accent when things were rosy over the phone?

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      • ambivalentone
        December 2, 2015

        Oho!!! You sef see werin I dey talk. The bad is ALWAYS there. A shortness in his breath (an indication of over-weight perhaps), random coarse words (or local intonations for those who look at such), talkativeness (you can barely get a word in), narcissism (loads of 1st person singular pronoun usage)…etc. Its ALWAYS there

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      • Pink Panther
        December 2, 2015

        Hehehehee! Ambivalentone, you seem to be talking from experience.

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      • ambivalentone
        December 2, 2015

        My dear, the things u see n hear in this business *shudders*

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  9. posh6666
    December 2, 2015

    Dennis you have met different characters sha in this your life,honestly i applaud your patience to have even let him stay the whole weekend once i notice you are trying to put up some diva behaviours like this i dismiss you one time,like who the hell do you think you are?you probably even paid for his tfare and paid for all the places you visited.
    I just wonder why the fat ugly ones are always the ones with attitude problem like why?

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  10. sensei
    December 2, 2015

    Nice entry, DM!

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  11. Kerr
    December 2, 2015

    Nice entry you’ve got there

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  12. Dick Advocate
    December 2, 2015

    Today’s rant was boring! DM

    About Keredim, writing a whole post for chizzie? really? Nigga needs to check himself. i just think its a bit worrisome someone that old meddles too much with people young enough to be his kids. Pedophile maybe?

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    • Mandy
      December 2, 2015

      Penis Advocate, have you checked your dictionary lately for the meaning of the word ‘pedophile’?

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      • Mitch
        December 3, 2015

        Mandy, I believe Preeq Advocate is one of those who believe pedophiles are “homosexuals who molest those younger than them”.

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  13. Sinnex
    December 2, 2015

    Hmmm…

    Keredim get time sha…some people are just not worth it. Not when they have the face of a pig and a body like that of a freshly plucked turkey.

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    • posh6666
      December 2, 2015

      Lmao freshly plucked turkey? *faints* Sinnex who knew you had it in you.Choi people are mean sha..

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    • Dennis Macaulay
      December 2, 2015

      **chokes on star radler**

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    • Dick Advocate
      December 2, 2015

      Really Sinnex? i don’t think a ugly Monster-Looking Midget gets to have a say on peoples looks. Mirror somebody!

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      • posh6666
        December 2, 2015

        Monster looking midget? Lol people are mean! Some1 looks like a freshly plucked turkey,another looks like a steroid monster,Dennis has brown rottened teeth with legs like that of Ebube Nwagbo,me i look poor and homeless???.
        Guess everybody on kd is ugly so why do we even bother to pull eachother down?errmm pls what does Pinkie look like??????

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      • Francis
        December 2, 2015

        Asin eh! ??

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      • Stranger
        December 2, 2015

        Shut up, you vapid bully. Sinnex aint ugly.

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    • Max
      December 2, 2015

      Oh no you didn’t @Sinnex, turkey???

      Thanksgiving comes to mind ..lmfao ????

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    • Chizzie
      December 2, 2015

      Pls where is Pinky and his imaginary mirror ???? cause the Sinnex i have seen can’t hold a lamp over a corpse, swollen and disfigured from decomposition

      Haba now, you ppl should fear God pls

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  14. Kerr
    December 2, 2015

    Lol. Smh .
    Y’all need Jesus

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  15. posh6666
    December 2, 2015

    Lol chuck i carry God beg you oh why are you trying to join me with Sinnex or anybody for that matter in looks competition?read the comments i didnt attack him sum1else did.
    I have never tried to insult anybody’s looks or financial capacity unless they actually attack me on such,was raised better than that by my parents and religion

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  16. posh6666
    December 2, 2015

    Is pinkie censoring comments?

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    • Chuck
      December 2, 2015

      Definitely, 2 of my posts just disappeared.

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  17. Chuck
    December 2, 2015

    The comment below was deleted:

    Since the owner of the blog has indulged Chizzie & Max it’s no surprise they hurl insults all the time. What is the comments section besides attempts to throw shade, or justify gay promiscuity within Christianity?

    P.S. I don’t have anything against promiscuity per se, just the “I ‘m a Christian but I want to do what Christians condemn and claim that it’s compatible with Christianity” irrationality pushed by the blog’s owner.

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    • Pink Panther
      December 2, 2015

      To be honest, I dont care enough about what you say about me to delete your comments. It was a mistake. I was going for the unnecessary catfight springing up in the thread and your comments came in the crossfire. My apologies for that.
      I dont know when the people who despise themselves on this blog will learn to ignore those they can’t stand. Instead of constantly sniping at each other.

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  18. Dickson Clement
    December 2, 2015

    And my harmless comment was censored too!! There is no freedom of speech here anymore?

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    • Brian Collins
      December 2, 2015

      Dey dia dey find freedom of speech. You do not have the backing of the Nigerian Constitution concerning human rights here. Heck some people may argue that ALL THIS (KD) is illegal.

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