68 responses

  1. Vally
    October 29, 2019

    Whenever I complain to people about how tiring bottoming is … All i get z relax very well,use plenty lube and remove your mind from the pain… Some even go the the extent of calling me lazy..

    My dear friend please you cannot come and go and kill yourself.. SEX SHOULD NEVER BE ENDURED.

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    • Pink Panther
      October 29, 2019

      “Sex Should Never Be Endured.”

      That right there is a sermon.

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      • Dan
        October 29, 2019

        Cool 😁😁😂

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      • Dan
        October 29, 2019

        Send me the guy number i can hold it

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      • Peace
        October 29, 2019

        You really want Cutler X’s number? Eh Dan!

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    • Peace
      October 29, 2019

      Asin ehhh I can’t comman go and kill myself. Thank you

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    • slender
      October 29, 2019

      Welcome to my Sex life, i feel like the synonym of difficult should be “Bottom”, that thing didnt choose me well, same thing i heard was you’re not relaxing enough. Try to take your mind away from the pain” and “You have to use plenty lube, is it untill somebody shift my womb, biko i am not difficulting sorry, i meant bottoming anymore.

      now whenever i am asked that question “Whats your role?”
      Me: RollerCoaster nioo!

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    • Synnick
      October 30, 2019

      Well..deep breathing exercises helps..it relaxes you and try playing with your dick..it put your mind off the pain..At least that works for me 🤷🏾‍♂️

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  2. Higwe
    October 29, 2019

    Forty-five minutes later, he is still digging inside me as though he’s looking for his lost treasure.

    This took me out 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂

    But seriously though …the few times I’ve bottomed , it wasn’t a dulcet experience , but I was getting paid so I knew there was a light at the end of the tunnel .

    I don’t see myself bottoming ever in a “relationship ” or casual fling .

    Stringent bottoms should be listed as super heroes … because hey man …shit ( literally) ain’t easy. 😎

    But Peace , you’re one crazy dude .

    Weren’t you the one that lost track of your destination while having fantasies involving your driver 🤣🤣😂😂

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    • Peace
      October 29, 2019

      Bịa Higwe, kpachara anya gị! Shebi I asked you to give me chief daddy you dịnnor agree. By now I should have been in Canada or Dubai. 😂😂😂

      Be kiaful!

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    • Raii♥️
      October 29, 2019

      Bitch I’ve been asking for your email

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      • Peace
        October 29, 2019

        Whose?

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    • Don
      October 29, 2019

      Pay me too make i bottom for you

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      • Higwe
        October 30, 2019

        Looool

        No thanks .

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  3. BlackPope
    October 29, 2019

    Nna ehen, nothing we no hear for this life oh… “should I cum?” 😂 😂 😂

    That question alone can make me push you off like, you’re trying to suffocate me Chaii…
    Jeez!!! that dude should be given the book of, words to say and words not to say during sex… 🤣

    My dear, if foreplay is your thing, please stick to fore playing oh, probably wen you grow up you wee start allowing penetration or better still look for a medium or small dick to start with fess.

    U went for big strokes, now see what big stroke is causing you… 😂

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    • Peace
      October 29, 2019

      Hehehehehe. I’ve learnt my lesson, I’ll be on th look out for medium strokes henceforth 😂😂😂😂.

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  4. trystham
    October 29, 2019

    Well, since its already Nov, I would agree to your limit. If to say na April…

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    • Peace
      October 29, 2019

      Would you be shocked if I told that this was since June?

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      • Bobbybrown
        November 15, 2019

        You can try mine, not big and am gentle😊😊

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  5. Flex254
    October 29, 2019

    If you try bottoming next year, your ass gonna be tighter so prepare for some more dosage of painsssss..

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    • Peace
      October 29, 2019

      Okay so what’s your suggestion? Pray tell.

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  6. Femi
    October 29, 2019

    🤣🤣🤣
    I have since become a side biko… I cant even deal with the pains that comes with it. I cannot come and kill myself

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    • Peace
      October 29, 2019

      Hehehehehehehehe. 😂😂😂

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    • Nathan Bloom
      October 31, 2019

      Preach brother preach… Me too I’m a foreplay person too just like Peace said.

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  7. Mitch
    October 29, 2019

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    My darling, I’ve told you this before. You’re not the problem. Neither is your mind or your body.

    You just don’t know exactly what you want. At least, not yet. So, you keep trying to experiment, to experience it all so you can know exactly what you want.

    Just, take some time off and examine yourself, your reactions to penetrative sex and non-penetrative sex. Study your body and note your reactions and responses to each one. You’d get your answer that way.

    And, please, whatever you do, just send that guy my way. Ahn ahn! See man that can control himself to give me the hours long dicking that I need. Biko, Peace, let the Lord use you in my life. Abeg😂😂

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    • Pink Panther
      October 29, 2019

      See them. Mayor of Bottomless Pit Avenue. 😏😏

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      • Mitch
        October 29, 2019

        *wears mayoral hat, carries shoulders up, takes a bow and walks away*
        🚶🚶🚶

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    • Peace
      October 29, 2019

      St mitch, power bottom of the world. Pray for us.

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    • Pup
      October 31, 2019

      Come and help me jarey I’m a straight guy that wants to explore

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      • Pink Panther
        October 31, 2019

        A straight guy that wants to explore? 😏
        Explore what exactly?

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      • Pup
        November 1, 2019

        I have already been doing anal masturbation for a while now and I want to experience the real thing

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      • Bobbybrown
        November 15, 2019

        Hmmmmmm… I can help

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      • Pup
        November 18, 2019

        Alright how do we hook-up

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    • Pup
      November 1, 2019

      I’m new looking for someone to take me through this journey … Hope you don’t mind

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  8. Mike
    October 29, 2019

    Was madly obsessed over this Capricorn guy, I thought we had it good, dated for two weeks, then the nigga upped and broke up with me, one afternoon when I asked him to come over. I never really figured out why, cause I was obsessed, I mean Capricorn and chubby, perfect combo “CC”. So I spent like two years trying to get him back, e no gree. Last year he asked me, I’m i the only one you have cause I know you have a lot of people, I was like yeah but I will give them up for you. I was actually honest, I think. The nigga didn’t answer, 10 mins later he was like “mike, I can’t bottom again, please I just can’t”. Lol, it was like the weight of the world off my shoulders, cause I finally got my closure, deleted his number the next day.

    Point is I thought bottoming is supposed to be something that comes naturally to some people, like where there is a key, there is always a padlock.

    I use to warn people, baba I am not big but I wouldn’t advice anybody to take me for a long time, cause I have seen the repercussions of this things, the person in question is my ex, had to get surgery.

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    • Kelvin
      October 29, 2019

      You haven’t met me yet😎😎😎
      I’m not promiscuous but I wonder how I can take dick with little or no pain. even the moment I had my first sex, it wasn’t as painful as I have read countless of testimonies on the pains of first anal sex. I guess I’m a “natural bottom though” if that phrase even exists lol

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      • Peace
        October 29, 2019

        Do you have a training academy?? I’m willing to enroll… 😂

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      • Ebube Omari
        October 31, 2019

        Umu uwa!
        Kai Jehova 😂😂😂
        Bottoming has landed me in the ER before o!.
        I do not like it cos it’s so traumatizing and shit judging from my first experience that landed me in the ER. Yet deep down I wanna try. when I try,shit happens and I see myself wanting to try again.
        Ike just gwum nnoo!
        I just kuku wank if I don’t get an ass to dig for a few minutes biko.

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      • ju
        October 29, 2019

        Kelvin

        How do you do it?

        Damn, i always cry when ever i bottom. It’s painful except small dicks.

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      • Kelvin
        October 30, 2019

        @Ju Honestly I don’t know, it just a natural gift I guess. The universe has found its way to subject me to bottoming. With this I prefer to bottom than topping.

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      • Teeze90
        October 30, 2019

        This is me right here.
        Never felt that pain people complain about even on my first time.
        And that thing people say about feeling numb for days sef sound strange to me o. After 1 hour my bodi don forget say i do sumtim sef.

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      • Pup
        October 31, 2019

        I’m new and I want to experience dick, I won’t mind with an advice or two

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    • Pink Panther
      October 29, 2019

      What a beautiful advertisement of your kporo. 😀😀
      Any takers in the house? Mike has a big dick that can destroy wombs and manginas

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    • Sugacandy
      October 29, 2019

      LOLz if u come my way the story Will be the other way round.am a sex machine only if u can handle my mangiana well.

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    • Peace
      October 29, 2019

      “the person in question is my ex, had to get surgery”

      Let’s talk about this cause it’s very scary. Was it a rough one? Were your thrusts forceful? What happened that warranted a surgery Ọ dị egwu!!
      I’m legit scared.

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  9. Sim
    October 29, 2019

    This cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣 sorry though.

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    • Sim
      October 29, 2019

      Please what Sim are you?
      Pinky what’s happening? I hope this Sim, have good intentions cus I have seen enough to wanna low low.

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    • Pink Panther
      October 29, 2019

      Erm, Oga Sim who’s cracked up, the moniker you’re using has been taken already by a regular member of this community. Do you think you could pick something else please?

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  10. BRYAN PETERS
    October 29, 2019

    One man’s meat…

    I think it’s all a personal thing sha. What works for you may not work for the other person. Bottoming for as long as 45mins and beyond can be extremely pleasure for some bottoms and harrowing for others. Know your strengths and your weaknesses. Cut your coat according to your cloth…

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  11. Gerrard
    October 29, 2019

    I have bottomed many times its not a big deal

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  12. Kristo
    October 29, 2019

    This has become why I go into sex praying it shouldn’t last long. I pray the guy about to top me be a three-minute man.

    This had me laughing hard

    I have had two experiences with bottoms.
    .one almost cried ..it was quite tedious really …the other just laid there didnt even grunt or anything I was amazed at a point I was doing the slow-mo grinding kinni to avoid pain ..he was like are u tired ???

    I SHOOK!

    ITS JUST NATURAL PREDILECTION I GUESS

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  13. Kristo
    October 29, 2019

    This has become why I go into sex praying it shouldn’t last long. I pray the guy about to top me be a three-minute man.

    This had me laughing hard

    I have had two experiences with bottoms.
    .one almost cried ..it was quite tedious really …the other just laid there didnt even grunt or anything I was amazed at a point I was doing the slow-mo grinding kinni to avoid pain ..he was like are u tired ???

    I SHOOK!

    ITS JUST NATURAL PREDILECTION I GUESS

    Nawa

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    • Don
      October 29, 2019

      Small dick works best for me.

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  14. Lyanna
    October 30, 2019

    😀😀So KD now has two Sims..Sim1 &2. Which is the main Sim? I can be Sim3 if you don’t mind.

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  15. Kelvin
    October 30, 2019

    @pinky you cam for the needful on the link up with mike.. lol. Man’s gotta experience that Dick *winks*

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  16. Jake
    October 30, 2019

    I thought I was the only one that can’t do this bottoming thing, some days I just want to do foreplay and move on. Man cannot come and die on top of penis! This days I’ll rather just wank and be great. I’ve Kuku accepted that I’m now a side.

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    • Nathan Bloom
      October 31, 2019

      Please I’m looking for sides like me too… Any chance pinky link us up and any other sides out there. I think we r a rare element to find in Nature.

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      • Pink Panther
        October 31, 2019

        A rare element to find in nature. 😂😂😂 I don’t know why that cracked me up so much.

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      • Nathan Bloom
        October 31, 2019

        Hahahahaha…. Yes na. You tell people I’m a side and they will start looking as if u introduced yourself as Albert Einstein, saying who is that?

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      • Pink Panther
        October 31, 2019

        LMAO! My dear, I totally get it. Y’all are truly rare, and there’s such an undeserved discrimination against Sides in our community over how “abnormal” your sexual role is. Something that’s ironic, considering how we, as a community, are discriminated against for the kind of “abnormal” sex we have.

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  17. Tristan
    October 30, 2019

    That’s why I love foreplay. Foreplay gets me emotionally ready to be receptive.

    There was dick guy his dick was so big and long that I needed a lot of foreplay before the actual thing, he was like “Dont you like sex?” With all my readiness, unku was a two-minute noodle.

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  18. Uche
    October 30, 2019

    There are lubes that have numbing abilities. Maybe you should try them out.

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    • Pink Panther
      October 30, 2019

      Really? What are these lubes? Names please.

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    • Doulton
      October 31, 2019

      Numbing ke?
      Is it safe?
      So one wouldn’t because of dick suffer stuff later on.

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  19. PP
    October 30, 2019

    Where have i been knowing KD has the best comment session😂

    Besides what’s been a SIDE?

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  20. Sheun
    November 2, 2019

    You guys are so hilarious

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  21. Earl
    November 4, 2019

    I propose the motion for a group chat for sides should be created. Let us know ourselves

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    • Nathan Bloom
      November 4, 2019

      I concur. Can Pink Panther please make this happen? Thank you in anticipation

      Reply

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