Some Morning Text-erotica…

Some Morning Text-erotica…

The current world of technology makes anything and everything possible, from friendships to relationships, from marriages to apparently sex.

A KDian recently got frisky, virtually, with his online lover. And decided to take us all along for the ride. And since this blog is about diversity, here’s something diverse for your reading (and wanking) pleasure. Lol.1

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If you know you nutted here, along with The Quasi-German Lover, please kindly clean up your shii before leaving. 🙂

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27 Comments

  1. Constant
    September 20, 05:48 Reply

    OMG….. This is the Bestest way to start the day.. *grabs the nearest cakes and make the chat a realiity*

  2. daniel
    September 20, 06:15 Reply

    I’m sorry but Sexting freaks me out.. I aint the only one right?

    • trystham
      September 20, 07:39 Reply

      Nope, not only you. All that ‘I do’, ‘I this’ and ‘I that’ doesn’t appeal to me on any level. Too much ‘Is’ in a sentence disgusts me even if the results are spectacular.

      • daniel
        September 21, 04:29 Reply

        Lol @ too much Is in a sentence.. #weirdo

    • smooth
      September 20, 07:44 Reply

      Freaks the hell outta me too. #OldFashionedLikeThat

  3. shuga chocolata
    September 20, 06:31 Reply

    Pinky! Pinky!! Pinky!!! How many times did I call you? Why did you? In fact why could you? Yuck. I still don’t know why I have sexting abi callting very much. If you want to put me off just send nudes via phone and I will vibrate till eternity. Am with daniel on this.

  4. September 20, 06:34 Reply

    All I can say is…beware of peeps who munch their chats…

    • ray
      September 20, 11:25 Reply

      I tell you.
      I hate that thing.

  5. Metrosexual
    September 20, 06:39 Reply

    Somebody save me…..My pants are wet…and am in a bus. Jeeez..!!!

  6. king
    September 20, 06:42 Reply

    Wow!!! Read this dis morning when my dick usually says Goodmorning to me and boi did it greet me like thrice!!!! And no i didn’t wank..(almost did tho) but don’t ever wanna spoil or spill the royal oats away like that no more…. anyway this was good…Pinky your gonna make us make some babies here oooo!!!!!

  7. Neon
    September 20, 07:59 Reply

    Scheiße! Now I’m craving melted white chocolate fudge… A large donor would be perfect! *sets cakes*

    • king
      September 20, 08:27 Reply

      Ahhhh Neon….be very careful setting those cakes oooooo…someone’s dick”s gonna have FUN!!! Ah pinky see what u don start dis morning ooo

      • Neon
        September 20, 09:37 Reply

        Haha… 😀
        King… You have no idea how much I’m craving! Too busy to get laid, my golden fleece’s become fallow. But that ain’t no leverage for some random dude to jump on my saddle. He needs to have a big ego *lips shut*

  8. Micky
    September 20, 08:07 Reply

    I don’t like sexting. Clearly, lots of ppl are really into it but it makes me really uncomfortable. I like to think that am decent but not in the bedroom *winks*. I can get my freak on in the bedroom. But over the internet, I will feel very cheap and too thirsty. My personal opinion though..

  9. JustJames
    September 20, 08:50 Reply

    Sexting used to be fun for my teenage self. Sort of outgrew it. This was however the type of texting That would have put me over the edge though.

    • pinkpanthertb
      September 20, 08:56 Reply

      With you being so highly libidinous and all that, yes? 🙂

  10. maxonex
    September 20, 11:49 Reply

    Ok…couldn’t even go half way…do ppl still do that???
    How can u work ur 4-5 inch phone while pleasuring urself @ the same time???..

    • king
      September 20, 12:47 Reply

      Shii happens dear Shii happens!

  11. Mr Bassey
    September 20, 13:33 Reply

    Whoever decided to torture us like this, I have one thing to say to you…..”I forgive u, u evil bastard”….. I had a long night and barely any sleep as I went through a whole bottle of lube and 5 condoms, my cock is definitely sore and this is what I wake up to on KD abi……diarris God oooooo!!!!!

    • king
      September 20, 14:45 Reply

      WooooooooooOw Mr Bassey wonderful pray tell all about it biko!!!!

  12. Richie
    September 20, 18:15 Reply

    Am particularly nt d sex texting person.it doesn’t help at all

  13. infamousdiaries
    September 21, 11:09 Reply

    That was so hot. Whoever you guys are, we should have a 3some. 🙂

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