So, the things to understand from this, um, true life story is:
1. Gay men bleed excessively when they lose their anal virginity, and this bleeding stains their boxers.
2. Gay men cannot do anything sexual with women. Let alone marry them.
3. While adults have access to buy and discard underwear as they please, the gay man must bring home blood-soiled boxers that prove irrefutably that he has lost his anal flower.
4. And gay men address themselves in their sexual affairs as “the man” and “the woman”. God forbid there actually be gay terminologies to describe our sexual preferences.
Did I miss out on any other lessons?