Can Eating Too Much Fatty Food Turn You Gay? This Study Seems To Think So.

Can Eating Too Much Fatty Food Turn You Gay? This Study Seems To Think So.

In what can only be described as extremely bizarre, a self-published study claims that eating too much fatty food could result in one turning gay or transgender. No, your eyes aren’t deceiving you, and yes, that is a very idiotic, not to mention, problematic statement.

According to Author Rita Strakosha, who claims to have “an M.P.S. degree in Clinical Psychology from Albanian University”, there is a connection between eating unhealthy food and being gay. The study, titled Modern Diet and Stress cause Homosexuality: A hypothesis and a potential therapy, was first published as an e-book on Amazon, and then taken down and published on Strakosha’s WordPress page “due to controversy” and so there is “wider access”, and it claims that homosexuality is caused by a person’s diet, mainly fast food consumption.

The book claims: “Homosexuals… [often eat] large amounts of high glycemic index foods and fat, or eating an imbalanced diet leaning toward carbohydrates. Some studies show an increased rate of obesity among homosexuals.”

“Gay men, lesbian and bisexual women report a higher odds of sugar-sweetened beverage consumption than straight men and women.

“Access to a high-calorie diet and alcoholic drinks was limited to the social elite circles in the past. Homosexuality as well appears to have been more frequent among that group.”

The paper ties homosexuality to fats, sugars and alcohol, proceeding to claim that cutting fatty food out of your diet can “prevent the return of homosexual attractions”. It argues that following a healthy diet with no sugar and sleeping adequately will ‘cure’ homosexuality in an individual and prevents its return.

LOL! People will say anything. Well, there it is. If y’all know anyone stricken with Internalized Homophobia and looking to get out of this ‘game of being gay’, suggest this dream solution to him.

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18 Comments

  1. Francis
    June 09, 07:21 Reply

    Hmmmm, this explains why I’ve been feeling over gay lately. *too continue on my fat diet or to stop ???*

    • Femi
      June 09, 13:16 Reply

      Loll. Francis, feeling over gay! I have always seen your comments. Can we chat privately?

      • Francis
        June 09, 22:29 Reply

        ??? Hey boo.

        @Femi: No mind am. Unfortunately I don’t do private chats unless work related or I know exactly who I’m chatting with.

  2. Zemocrush
    June 09, 09:02 Reply

    Wetin person no go see for this life sef, ?

  3. ambivalentone
    June 09, 09:37 Reply

    This should cause mass anorexia. At least there shud be less unhealthy ppl walking the streets after this #mumuscientist

  4. Delle
    June 09, 11:10 Reply

    I feel drained. What did i just subject my brains to?

    On another note, I’ve been eating a lot of junk lately. Does this have an effect on my gayness? Maybe de-gay me?

  5. beejay
    June 09, 11:12 Reply

    Pretty certain that when people say ‘common sense ain’t common’, this is precisely what they mean.

  6. IBK
    June 09, 12:01 Reply

    OKAY, WHO DID THIS! WHO LEAKED ITEM 7 (FATTEN EM’ UP) ON THE GAY AGENDA.

    WE HAVE A MOLE WITHIN OUR RANKS!!

    on a more serious note when will straight people ever stop being silly. And they say we are the ones with a problem. Obsessed much?

  7. Sens8
    June 09, 14:15 Reply

    So there should be more gay people than straight people na. Oya, lets start force feeding everyone fatty foods. ?????

  8. Dextrous
    June 09, 18:01 Reply

    Ah hah…. Now I can stop eating junk and dwell on vegies. I’m pretty sure my crutch would jingle at the sight of girls.

  9. Rich
    June 09, 21:18 Reply

    I’ve been suspecting one of my tenants for being gay. He likes fast food and always ordering pizza. I think I should approach him now. ??

  10. Chloé
    June 10, 14:45 Reply

    Stupidity at its peak. If an educated person can do this all to project his/her homophobia then it’s safe to say we have a longer way to go especially with so many uneducated homophobic folks in Nigeria.
    Well what do I know?

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