Tag "masturbation"

Dear KD 8 Comments

Dear KD: I Am Concerned About My Watery Cum

I don’t know if I am supposed to be concerned about this or not. But seeing as it is new territory for me, I felt I should speak out and

Our Stories 8 Comments

The Short Story Of When A Grindr Hookup Fails

LOL! There’s no faster way to recover from konji than when you masturbate.

Editor's Desk 4 Comments

About Masturbation And All Those Unborn Babies You’re Killing

There’s this recurring myth about masturbation being genocide. Case in point, this picture below: And it would be cute – heck, it would even be funny, if some people didn’t

Gallery 10 Comments

Photo: When The Church of Jesus Christ Starts to Play Too Much

Wait – A – Damn – Minute!!! Just imagine this iberiberism!

Our Stories 18 Comments

MUCH ADO ABOUT MASTURBATION

The following is a chatversation between a brother in the Lord (who we’ll refer to as Pastor Chris) and a wanker (who we’ll refer to as Apostle). Lol. It is

The Happenings 7 Comments

Airline investigating man who watched gay porn and jerked off under a blanket during transatlantic flight

An airline is investigating after a man allegedly watched gay porn and masturbated under a blanket during a transatlantic flight. KLM is taking action after a traveler from Dublin, who

The Happenings 39 Comments

Televangelist Warns That Guys Who Masturbate Will Be Met With Their Impregnated Hands In The Afterlife

Someone is giving Pat Robertson a run for his money. Mücahid Cihad Han (pictured above) is a popular Muslim televangelist from Turkey. He recently warned followers that men who masturbate

Editor's Desk 14 Comments

Empirical Evidence that Straight Men Are Joining Us Gay Men to Hell

Well there it is. If you didn’t know it, know it now. That is irrefutable fact that basically all men are hell-bound, be they hoes or prudes. *side-eyeing Max*

Poetry 47 Comments

MASTURBATION

It’s always been a fascination I’ve never lacked for motivation Always finding the inspiration A wonderful form of relaxation Much more fun than meditation Starting with some stimulation You get

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