33 responses

  1. Simba
    November 3, 2016

    I can’t degrade myself to respond to this.. ..

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    • Delle
      November 3, 2016

      Lol Simba, but you did na…
      *flees*

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  2. Mandy
    November 3, 2016

    Can you imagine.

    Until that dick dies, satisfy it.
    If you find a dick is hurting you, you are to be blamed, not the one feeding the dick.
    Use your skills of the booty to force your ass out on the dick.
    The point of this subject is to become a slut.

    This reads like the ten commandments of an abusive gay relationship

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  3. Mr. Anonymous
    November 3, 2016

    WTF?!

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  4. Kenny
    November 3, 2016

    This is a truckload of bull shit. What happened to mutual satisfaction? Shioor

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    • Mandy
      November 3, 2016

      That is eh! they be making it look like good sex is a burden on the bottom. Omo, its a two way street. And yes, a dick is quite capable of killing someone.

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  5. Francis
    November 3, 2016

    😒😒😒😒😒

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  6. Law
    November 3, 2016

    “Very few times in history has a dick killed anyone. You are more likely to be killed naturally – die of a condition, gun or terrorist act. Understanding that, a man’s dick is to pleasure you, not kill or hurt.” This killed me 😃😃😄

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    • Pink Panther
      November 3, 2016

      So the big dick doesn’t kill you. But what’s said about it does? 😀

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  7. ambivalentone
    November 3, 2016

    Obviously is a satire

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  8. Bain
    November 3, 2016

    lol….comedy at its best….hehehehehe….all I know is when theres chemistry the sex is always amazing…know the basics the rest comes naturally….all these regulations na crap.. like bottoms live to serve tops na?….

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  9. bruno
    November 3, 2016

    i’m more surprised that in 2016 gays still identify as tops and bottoms 🙄

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    • Pink Panther
      November 3, 2016

      Are there labels of higher understanding gays are supposed to progress to in 2016? 🙂

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      • Delle
        November 3, 2016

        😂😂😂😂

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  10. peaches
    November 3, 2016

    who put this up? why is he top? let him bend over let me do the banging so he’ll teach me better. some things are okay, some are hmmm while the others especially the one with the take the hurt is a fucking hell no!, I cant do the spreadego and let u severe my prostate!.😬.

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  11. Chizzie
    November 3, 2016

    I actually completely agree with this. 👏 and this is coming from someone who enjoys the bottom bunk.

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    • Mitch
      November 3, 2016

      You know that thing they say about big empty heads being an unnecessary weight to the neck? Yours is a perfect example

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  12. DI-NAVY
    November 3, 2016

    Oh Chim! See lecture. lol

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  13. Khaleesi
    November 3, 2016

    Damn!!! This was amusing, at times i wanted to get irritated then i remembered its satire. This post should sha be imbibed carefully, as it reeks of the “Top superiority complex” …

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  14. Gaya
    November 3, 2016

    I trust my sisters… i know they wont take it. They just Kaint! Lolz

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  15. Terra
    November 3, 2016

    My inner SJW was nudged by this article. But he can’t be bothered and has gone back to sleep

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  16. Delle
    November 3, 2016

    Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
    Rubbish.
    Nonsense.
    Self-centered trash talk.
    Exasperating one-sidedness.

    So tops don’t like a clean ass? Oh church o!
    The fact that this was written from a general POV is even more off-putting. 😤

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  17. Mitch
    November 3, 2016

    Honestly, my time would have been better used counting rice grains.

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  18. YOU-KNOW-WHO
    November 3, 2016

    “When you fuck a big bubble butt, it feels different from a skinny boy’s ass. That ass bouncing off your abs while you fuck him deeper and wetter is heaven in a bed.”

    Delle, Ambi, Puke / Posh or whatever that one’s name is.. Take note.

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    • Orlando
      November 3, 2016

      Trying to comprehend how anyone will enjoy ducking that delle guy. I mean… is that bad or horrible for that person? #justsaying

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    • ambivalentone
      November 3, 2016

      Looool. No one is talking about shapeless asses no different from backs artlessly fused to protuding bellies o. Its gross thinking of it sef

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  19. BlurryFace
    November 3, 2016

    where would somebody even start now. odiegwu.

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  20. INDIGENE
    November 3, 2016

    Mtchww… What happens with those tops that don’t try satisfying the bottoms? they can’t suck a bottoms dick yet they want theirs to be sucked? they just go straight and bend your head to their dick without romance or anything? anyways I think you need to ask bottoms what they like too…

    Take the dick? whaow just whaow! Why don’t tops try taking the dick? after the experience you can talk to us.

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  21. Brian Collins
    November 3, 2016

    The comments gave me exactly what I expected.

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  22. Jide
    November 3, 2016

    Satire. Loved it!!

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  23. BIBI G
    November 4, 2016

    lol I can’t take this loll

    Some kind of DICKS CAN KILL YOU THO

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  24. KingBey
    November 5, 2016

    So when is the clap back coming from the bottoms/verse guys?

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    • Pink Panther
      November 5, 2016

      LOL. Ocho okwu number 1.

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