48 responses

  1. ambivalentone
    June 12, 2017

    *giggles*

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    • Mandy
      June 12, 2017

      What is giggling this one?

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  2. Francis
    June 12, 2017

    Plucking hair from teeth while rimming 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Foreplay really helps a lot as you say. Thinking back well, i barely had a painful session with my isi oporoko ex as his foreplay game was on point. 👌👌

    Interested parties should try psyllium husk for regular and clean, i mean really clean bowel movement. It’s not for eveybody sha as it demands a good water intake habit and no prior instestinal issues.

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    • ambivalentone
      June 12, 2017

      Do I detect a longing?

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      • Francis
        June 12, 2017

        Hell no. Man shall not live by sex alone 😂😂😂

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  3. Mandy
    June 12, 2017

    Such wisdom in this entry. 👏👏👏👏

    Where’s that guy that was asking about bottoming.. . Here you go.

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    • Jcee
      June 12, 2017

      Mehn this is too much.
      Don’t think any dick is worth this stress 😁😁

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  4. energy
    June 12, 2017

    all these stress because of prick. abeg i no do oo, I don’t even like anal sex anyway. shuoooooo!

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    • Pink Panther
      June 12, 2017

      A side, ladies and gentlemen. 😀😀

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      • Francis
        June 12, 2017

        😂😂😂😂😂

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    • ambivalentone
      June 12, 2017

      what a waste of energy

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      • Francis
        June 12, 2017

        😂😂😂😂

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    • himbo
      June 12, 2017

      @energy
      So what do you like? Frot?

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    • omiete
      June 12, 2017

      Thank God!!!! a fellow side, all this hard work just for sex of how many minutes biko? My sex active sisters, thumbs up to you all.

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  5. Kainene
    June 12, 2017

    “insert your fuck you finger the longest one into your chute ” Delle oooo!!!! lmao!!!!!!!!!

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    • ambivalentone
      June 12, 2017

      The science of this statement is so inexact and inconsistent with the length of dick one is expecting #sigh #troublesofabottom

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  6. Jcee
    June 12, 2017

    😘😘😘😘 delle honey, you are the best. But I’ll pass on this one.

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    • Pjay
      June 12, 2017

      I don’t think all bottoms go through all that stress to prepare for sex. You could be a natural whose rectum is ready to be buggered at little or no notice.

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    • Delle
      June 12, 2017

      Lol. It’s not so much of a big deal actually. It’s a sequence.
      Reading it individually seems like it’s tasking but over time, it becomes a routine more or less.

      Besides, there are some you wouldn’t have to ‘prepare’ for anymore once you get the hang of it. I wrote all of that to encompass different types of people. You could be am exception and just need 4 out of the 9.

      Be positive. 😊

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  7. Foxydevil
    June 12, 2017

    This is quite funny actually.
    What about all the random hook up stories I read here categorised under non fictions,where people engage in random hook up, sometimes even with” straight men ” when do they get the time to make all these preparations ?

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    • Delle
      June 12, 2017

      Trust me, it gets to a stage where it is no longer ‘preparations’ but routine.

      Random hookups do not necessarily mean ‘impromptu romps’ you know that right?

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      • Foxydevil
        June 13, 2017

        Have you ever hooked up with a dirty person? Someone whose pubs and ass smells like shit .Hygiene is the most important thing I look out for in any relationship and I’ve broken up with people just for not flushing their toilet.

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      • Delle
        June 13, 2017

        It’s one thing to meet someone dirty and another for you to go ahead to do something with the person.

        If you are unhygienic, you have no business spreading your legs for anyone. It’s a no-no!

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      • Francis
        June 13, 2017

        Hian, is it your unhygienic? Some people like their sex as unhygienic as possible *pukes in mouth*

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      • Pink Panther
        June 13, 2017

        😂😂😂 The poopers and urinators… All that is unhygienic na. Even the painting sef, there are tops who’ll go on banging you furiously even when it’s clear, both in sight and smell, that you’re ‘cumming’ ass-wise. People are different biko. And they like their things differently. And it’s OK as long as it harms nobody.

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      • ambivalentone
        June 13, 2017

        I still need help with this arse-cum-not-shit thing o. I have read its possible

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      • Francis
        June 13, 2017

        I’ve got pills for that. Inbox me if you’ve got the bills. 😂😂😂😂

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      • ambivalentone
        June 13, 2017

        To make cum real life thru my anus??? Haba Francis. Remember how long we’ve bin together. Through good and horrible moment *bats eyes frantically*

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      • Francis
        June 13, 2017

        😂😂😂😂😂

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      • Delle
        June 13, 2017

        True what you all said @PP and Foxy but still allow me be disgusted in peace 👥

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  8. OMG!!! It’s HYPO
    June 12, 2017

    Thanks so much for this Auntie Delle……..Ah ma ri yin ba oh (Someone should help with translation #biko)

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  9. Ojukwu Jeff
    June 12, 2017

    You can as well use *Spunk Lube*, it’s really a nice lubricant

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  10. Bain
    June 12, 2017

    You forgot “Finger Edging”; after douching, you put your thumb and pump for few minutes(with lube of course),then get in two fingers,then 3 fingers…pump Till it doesn’t hurt. if you can’t get two fingers in,by all means avoid anals.

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    • Delle
      June 12, 2017

      Thats like fingering. I kind of meshed it with the foreplay point.

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  11. Pablo ™
    June 12, 2017

    How did i end up being btm sef? Maybe cos I love being dominated cos btm sex has nvr bn enjoyable to me. I need a teenager wt sexy lighy and big assss to top

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  12. queen of kitoes
    June 12, 2017

    I love this, helpful, especially that part when one’s mind plays an important role in having sex. The mind is a powerful tool. Still trying to figure out how to condition my mind properly though *sighs* probably when I become a well. right now, I’m a borehole.

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    • Delle
      June 12, 2017

      Your pseudonym though. Very disturbing.

      Lol

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  13. Chizzie
    June 12, 2017

    You lost me at “painting” being the greatest offense in gay sex. You do know that’s the primary purpose of the rectum right? To store and expel poop, so likening a normal human phenomenon to a “great offense” is childish but then again it’s Delle so..

    Bottoms should have the common sense to douche, and tops should be mature and understanding enough to handle painting senerios if and when it happens.

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    • Francis
      June 12, 2017

      Chizzie decides to grace us with his presence today. Hey man, how market? ☺️☺️

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    • Delle
      June 12, 2017

      Oh you aren’t dead yet? Can’t say I’m pleased to see you.

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  14. Dextrous
    June 13, 2017

    The first and last time I tried to bottom, I removed the stick as it was just getting inserted because the pain was unbearable. I was lubed with body cream. The was no condom. Failed attempt.

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    • Delle
      June 13, 2017

      Body cream is not nice at all. It’s oil-based and without a condom? Well thank God it was a failed attempt.

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      • Foxydevil
        June 13, 2017

        More reason we need to give bottoms more props, they are the back bone of gay sex, still they are treated with disrespect and regarded as “less of a man ”
        Imagine if the world was full of arrogant tops ,how would one enjoy the joy of penetration. 😁

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      • Francis
        June 13, 2017

        I did body cream all through one short-lived relationship like that and it worked for us sha. *covers face* 😂😂😂

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      • Delle
        June 13, 2017

        Francis keep hoarding your sexperiences o👏👏👏

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      • Francis
        June 13, 2017

        Not all sexperiences are sexy and fun enough for public consumption. lol

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      • Delle
        June 13, 2017

        The raunchier, the better.
        Asbyiu can see, some people like scat sef.

        *rinsing mouth*

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      • Francis
        June 13, 2017

        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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