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  1. Colossus
    July 29, 2016

    Well, this pseudo-rape/molestation was not as fun as I thought.

    “What did I make you do? Oh hell no, mister! Irritation sparked to life inside me, not necessarily because of his question, but because I’d just realized that if I had a naira for every time someone asked me that question, I’d be counting some good cash now”

    So, i take it this isn’t your first rodeo? How prolific of you.
    Phillip, the first of his name
    Of house always horny
    King of the converters
    Father(Mother?) of the raging hormones
    The throne is yours.

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    • Pink Panther
      July 29, 2016

      ???? ????

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    • Silver Cat
      July 29, 2016

      Nuh uh! It is not hormones, mba nu. It whoremoans

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  2. Mandy
    July 29, 2016

    Wait o, is this the same Philip that wrote Random Conquest?
    http://kitodiaries.com/the-random-conquest/

    If it is, men, Dude, I hail your guts. And it would seem from this story that you have turned it into a craft. Respeck, dude. Respeck. 😀

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  3. bruno
    July 29, 2016

    lol. this is how people get lynched

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  4. •*•sugarrrr*•*
    July 29, 2016

    Hehehehe sweet…

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  5. Queen Blue Fox
    July 29, 2016

    Ok that got me hard

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    • KingBey
      July 29, 2016

      Of course it would !

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  6. bain
    July 29, 2016

    Omo u no dey fear oooh,guts dey ur body wella,plus ion believe a straight guy would fuck another guy (without strings attached or being undr d influence),so cavin Is probably as gay as the sky is blue.

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    • Klaus
      July 29, 2016

      you’d be surprised what you can make a straight guy do when their penis is thinking for them.

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      • bain
        July 29, 2016

        Ngwanu,e choro I raputa onwe gi,go on.

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      • Silver Cat
        July 29, 2016

        An erect dick is like a full bladder. It seeks only to be relived regardless of who is doing the relieving.

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  7. zilayefa
    July 29, 2016

    Ngwanu clap hand for yaself na……as a joystick resource control officer that you is na. Commander in chief of the felatio forces. Queen of the ministry of impromptu affairs. ???..…we admire your courage!

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    • KingBey
      July 29, 2016

      ROTFL

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  8. Kenny
    July 29, 2016

    Wow Phillip, wow!! You deserve a medal. A gold medal, and a large one at that. Here’s a round of applause to go with it ? ??

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  9. bryannnn
    July 29, 2016

    Pls!!! Let’s not idolise this story, it really had my eyes popping out in surprise. Imagine the nerves, dude just thank your God. How can you just throw caution to the wind? If you must know, you risked a lot of things here, majorly being ousted to your cousin, the wife and all. Did you consider the shame, if it ever goes the other way???…….this story is totally not worthy of emulation..

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  10. ambivalentone
    July 29, 2016

    I applaud the guts. It makes for a very good story. But I cannot encourage it. Imagine my horror when a friend told me straight converting is the new deal. Haaa!!! Here I was still decrying another friend’s bold moves. I pray for peace in all y’all nether regions o. It will put u in trouble if u don’t take care.

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  11. INDIGENE
    July 29, 2016

    Hum… Nne your matter no be here o… idikwa imilimious! …
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    I salute your courage anyways, even if I sleep with a straight guy am dying for naked, my hand no go move till morning!….
    .
    The first day I tried did not come up with good tales….

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    • Pink Panther
      July 29, 2016

      Is that a story you’d like to share? 😀

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  12. Delle
    July 29, 2016

    Oh church!
    Sorry, where and how did you get the balls (every pun in the world intended) to do this?!
    How could you be so sure you won’t walk out of that room with your brains in your palm?
    How can you do this and walk away with it, biko?
    How can this not go wrong with all the signs of Danger and red skulls hanging everywhere?!

    Lastly, why did you cut out the details of the main episode, ehn kwa?
    Hian!

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  13. Raj
    July 29, 2016

    Ah! Philip! Philip! Philip!
    Your next outting may bring you to the light o…
    Not all straight guys can tolerate us after giving some head…
    Life’s short to be wasting your guts on such methods.. You’d have made him desire you first; of which you lost the opportunity to do when you both were in the kitchen.

    well,

    I’m just passing…??????

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  14. Mr. Anonymous
    July 29, 2016

    This was a molestation. Rape. WTF?!

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  15. INDIGENE
    July 29, 2016

    Pinky… ur mail address please

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  16. chuck
    July 30, 2016

    Yeah this is molestation. No consent

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  17. peaches
    July 30, 2016

    Did he seriously ask you “are you sure you want this?” (Laughs and spreads myself on Ojuelegba bridge) such qweshon, diaris something in dat sucking u gave him. Hehehehehehe. *Bites gala*

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    • Shawn
      July 31, 2016

      Lying on Ojuelegba bridge.. random dicks alert

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  18. MagDiva
    July 31, 2016

    I’m not sure how I feel about this. And it certainly shouldn’t be encouraged nor the writer applauded.

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    • real
      July 31, 2016

      Certainly!

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