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  1. Mandy
    November 30, 2016

    The difference between a 17-year-old girl who likes a girl and a 17-year-old boy who likes a boy: the girl has an expensive Val’s day set up for her love interest; the boy is waiting for an expensive Val’s day to be set up for him. lol

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      November 30, 2016

      I’m rather pro active. It was Val’s day and i was in love. The romantic in me couldn’t be stopped. 😀 Thank you for reading

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    • Mitch
      November 30, 2016

      This is the truth!

      Which is why I don’t blame people who say dating students is carrying liability on ya head.

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      • iAmNotAPerv
        November 30, 2016

        I’m very easy to date. Ask my ex boyfriends. I don’t ask for hair money, credit money. I don’t call too much, i don’t mind you checking out another girl (cos i’ll be checking her out too) I pray for you, give good head (J/K i give great head lol 🙂 ) and hold sensible conversations on anything with you.
        Lmaoo see me selling my market to gay men. Oh well, if you have a straight brother that is hot and intelligent, like really really intelligent hmu 😀

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      • Jide
        November 30, 2016

        Would you date a Bisexual man tho?

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      • iAmNotAPerv
        November 30, 2016

        Yes i would, why wouldn’t i?

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  2. ambivalentone
    November 30, 2016

    Wait, you did WHAT??? Biko, na international international school u go?
    Anyway, lemme go back to the story

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    • ambivalentone
      November 30, 2016

      Bwahahahaha Ode ni girl yi sha. Was this line drawn BEFORE u n ur folks shared the cake or was it AFTER? ???

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      • iAmNotAPerv
        November 30, 2016

        I drew it just before they shared the cake. i said i wanted to divide the cake into two lol

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      November 30, 2016

      Did i allocate too much money for Val’s day? I did go to an international school. 😀

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      • ambivalentone
        November 30, 2016

        Oh no, not that. Spend all u like. Whars mai own? The part that shocked me is the part where u posted on a public fora of ur school mates u are bisexual. Haaaaaa!!! Biko, I will just wear my gold-plated fibre-netting hangman noose jeje

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      • iAmNotAPerv
        November 30, 2016

        We are tight in my set. A big family really. They saw that my sexuality didn’t affect how i acted so most of them accepted it. the rest ignored it.

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  3. Iliana
    November 30, 2016

    Awww @IAMNOTAPERV I love ur sense of humor sweetie ?.she really loves my voice *dancing *

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      November 30, 2016

      I really do. I would call you everyday except i get nervous and never know what to say. i just start smiling at my phone and muttering in french. 🙂

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  4. Eddie
    November 30, 2016

    that Simi is a cunt!

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      November 30, 2016

      A lot of my friends say that but i’m over it. We are actually pretty good friends now. I’m nice to all my exes and technical exes. people like Simi are technical exes or otherwise known as Situationship exes. My last girlfriend said i’m an awesome ex. a good thing i suppose? oh well thanks for reading Eddie.
      P.S: Are you Eddie from LASITC? 🙂

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  5. Delle
    November 30, 2016

    IAmNotAPerv, all I want to tell you now is this, “on the 14th February, 2017, I would be your val date so no need to go hustling for anyone, you hear me?!”
    Oh and it’s not because of the cake or the cafe royale or the 24k worth of flowers o. Not that at all????.

    On another note, I’d like to collect your email address from PP, you and I have some things to talk about???

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      November 30, 2016

      Awwn, thank you. Just so you know, I’m pretty broke right now so i don’t know how Val’s day might be. Maybe a movie and ice cream? Oh and music. 🙂 I love music
      Sure go ahead. Daddy Panther will provide it as soon as you ask, he’s nice like that 😀

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  6. WhoIsUgo
    November 30, 2016

    I have encountered my fair share of girls like Simi. Thankfully all that heartbreak hasn’t turned me to a monster. @iamnotaperv, how can I talk to you?

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      November 30, 2016

      My heart heals faster than Wolverine’s. I mean all the broken hearts in the world still beat, let’s not make it harder than it seems. Just ask Mr. Panther for my email

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  7. Mitch
    November 30, 2016

    This girl is just a character!

    Ife, you wee nor kee me

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      November 30, 2016

      You wee not die lmao. Mitch, you always make me smile. What do you think of Simi?

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  8. Chyki
    November 30, 2016

    I can totally relate with this. I was heart broken wen my ex left me.
    P.s I really love this series. How do I get a story across to pp?

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      November 30, 2016

      Thank you very much Chyki. You just essentially said you love my life lol I think you email him

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  9. Chyki
    November 30, 2016

    I can totally relate with this. I was heart broken wen my ex left me.
    P.s I really love this series. How do I get a story across to pp?

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  10. Jide
    November 30, 2016

    hee hee. This girl is adorable. I’m reading the posts and your reply to comments in my head (with a voice i imagine would sound like yours), and I’m just smiling sentimentally.

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      November 30, 2016

      I wonder how my voice sounds in your imagination 🙂 sexy, yeah? I love sentimental smiling, now you’ve got me smiling. 😀 Thanks for reading Jide. You’re awesome

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  11. INDIGENE
    November 30, 2016

    I would have said I never had an ex but my boyfriend broke up with me few hours ago! I don’t even know if I am heartbroken or not. Nice use of words IAmNotPerv… I would be on the line of those that would get your email fro. uncle pinky

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      November 30, 2016

      I’m so sorry about that Indigene. Break up sucks whether you are heartbroken or not. Go drink caprisonne and watch the ‘Sausage Party’ you’ll feel better. Much love b

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  12. INDIGENE
    November 30, 2016

    Thanks sweetie… pinky do check your mail please…

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  13. INDIGENE
    November 30, 2016

    Thanks sweetie… i would do just that.

    pinky do check your mail please…

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  14. Bain
    December 1, 2016

    I know how to handle this simi type….Ife r you single?…mhmm (clears throat)…em I meant can I take you out?…

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      December 3, 2016

      I’m single and illegal! Let’s have lunch sometime ?? how would you handle Simi ?

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      • Bain
        December 3, 2016

        I’ll tell you…lets contact each other.

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      • KikiOpe
        December 17, 2016

        Lol. Girl, I love your wittiness, and sentiments. What a smart ass! You are for your age and this story is just amazing. The comments (and your replies) nko? I think I “like, like, like” You already, lol…no biggie (I hope). Did I mention I like your sarcasm? Well, I do.

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      • iAmNotAPerv
        December 17, 2016

        All deez for me? You’re busting my brain Kikiope. I’m sarcastic? I loved to be liked. I love the comments 😀 Y’all give me life with them. Thanks for reading sweetheart 🙂

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      • KikiOpe
        December 18, 2016

        You deserve it hon, and yes You are. We should *whispers* hang out sometime(s), and maybe come up with a story collaboration. 😀 Ehnehn, how do I post a story here? Help(s) please.

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      • iAmNotAPerv
        December 18, 2016

        Thanks 😀 Lol i’m just a tweeny lil bit sarcastic. We should, shouldn’t we? I would love to. You email Daddy Pinky with your post and he decides if you are worthy of KD 🙂

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      • KikiOpe
        December 19, 2016

        Lol. Daddy pinky should just gimme your contact(s) already, need to get in touch ASAP. And yes (just so Know), I’m not a writer o, so if/when we decide to work on that story collaboration You’d better be ready for some “behind the pen & paper” actions. But I’ll also support your ideas and do the typing (if it’s allowed). I’m not completely useless.

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      • iAmNotAPerv
        December 19, 2016

        Lol, i kinda like to type my own stuff by myself because a lot of people type too slow for me. 🙂 It’s alright that you are not a writer.

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      • KikiOpe
        December 19, 2016

        Maawo babe yi sha, kukuma say I’m useless na.

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  15. arinze
    December 2, 2016

    I am a virgin till after ss3….. that 16 yrs old then..

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      December 3, 2016

      Why till after ss3? ?

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