51 responses

  1. Mandy
    October 19, 2016

    ??? This reads uncannily like the viewpoint of a man. Wow. Talk about doing better what a man can do. Abeg hurry up with the gist of what happened on Friday.

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    • Kenny
      October 19, 2016

      I swear! I was unsure @ the beginning whether it was a guy or a lady.

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    • Bain
      October 19, 2016

      ah swear!…

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      October 19, 2016

      Thank you, i will update soon. i promise not to be like some people that use months to update @Mandy

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  2. Kenny
    October 19, 2016

    This was a really refreshing read. Very enjoyable. More of this Ife!!!

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      October 19, 2016

      thanks Kenny. I guarantee that you will see more. That was the idea. You KDians tend to be very picky when it comes to any thing written by women which is why i wanted you to get into it before finding out that i am female

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  3. Whitney
    October 19, 2016

    I have seen the man in you. It’s bad you’re dick is missing (no shading).

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      October 19, 2016

      that’s alright, I like myself without that particular organ lol

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  4. MagDiva
    October 19, 2016

    Like you totally had me. Thot it was a dude. Lol

    Well done pervy, looooove it!!!!

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    • Peak
      October 19, 2016

      Same here. I resisted the urge to scroll down to see the writer. Even after seeing this “She didn’t withdraw even though she knew that I was bisexual and that all that touching from me wasn’t mere friendly “girls” play.” I wasn’t entirely convinced cos the tone of her writing is very strong and masculine.

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      • iAmNotAPerv
        October 19, 2016

        Thank you for resisting the urge, i am glad that i confused you guys.

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      October 19, 2016

      Thank you very much

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  5. Peak
    October 19, 2016

    Okay this is Amazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg!
    Oshe IAmNotAPerv. You forgot to add freer of the breasties and unlocker of the pussy Lol.

    Abeg we want the rest o. A La “How to ride a Kaddy”

    You should write more, this was thoroughly enjoyed.

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    • Pink Panther
      October 19, 2016

      ???? @ ‘how to ride a Kaddy’. Such riding. Shey na cadillac?

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      October 19, 2016

      It’s true o! Don’t worry in the next episode, i’ll mention.

      LMAO! be patient my student, thou shall learn how to ride a Kaddy.

      Thank you Peak

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  6. Bain
    October 19, 2016

    goodluck in your endeavours….

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      October 19, 2016

      thanks Bain

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  7. ambivalentone
    October 19, 2016

    Uhm eskiss ma??This four-phase conversion therapy, does this work on guys also? *furiously takes notes*

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    • Francis
      October 19, 2016

      ??????? Looks like something that will definitely work on guys too.

      iAmNotAPerv ???????? You weigh bad!

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      • iAmNotAPerv
        October 19, 2016

        Thank you Francis! Means a lot

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      October 19, 2016

      It does o. Write slowly lol don’t break your pencil

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      • ambivalentone
        October 19, 2016

        Please lemme ask o. My mentor in ‘making the hetero-guy amenable’ always preaches aggressive evangelism and instant results…they are not fool proof though and this looks nicer

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      • iAmNotAPerv
        October 19, 2016

        Ah aggressive marketing is a no no oh! They will na mark your face and say stupid things like this one can rape someborri
        this is nicer. all you need to do is tap into your inner Yoruba demon. May the force be with you

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  8. Tee
    October 19, 2016

    Oh wow iAmNotAPerv just wawu,this right here is the definition of Amazing Piece,Plss can i be your friend and enroll in your P Setting classes?jo mo be be.

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      October 19, 2016

      Feel free to enroll for the class. Just enter your name, phone number, account number, atm pin, picture, Age and gender 😀

      I would love to be your friend!

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      • Tee
        October 19, 2016

        Lmao!!!!Atm pin bawo,kuku ma ask for my life ni gba yen…..

        Aww you are so you sweet…

        Aunty Pinky oya send me iAmNotAPerv details.

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  9. Tee
    October 19, 2016

    Oh wow iAmNotAPerv just wawu,this right here is the definition of Amazing Piece,Plss can i be your friend and enroll in your P Setting classes?jo mo be be….

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  10. Sinnex
    October 19, 2016

    This is something to look forward to. Nice one.

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      October 19, 2016

      *resists the urge to fangirl* Sinnex likes it! *blushes all the way to heaven* THANK YOU SO MUCH.
      you are one of my top ten KDians 😀

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  11. z
    October 19, 2016

    wow, I like this!

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      October 19, 2016

      Thank you! All these positive feedback. *sprays dollars all over KDians*

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  12. swanky
    October 19, 2016

    Lovely. Captivating ,from the very first sentence. I was just chuckling /giggling all through to the last words “iamnotaperv”
    Very interesting n ummmm educating…
    And niw you’re My Man Crush Wednesday.

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    • Pink Panther
      October 19, 2016

      ‘Man’ Crush, ehkwa? Lol

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      October 19, 2016

      Thank you, Swanky

      Man crush?

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      • swanky
        October 19, 2016

        Are you for real!!!
        Woman Crush it is then.
        Wow, still baffled.

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      • iAmNotAPerv
        October 19, 2016

        Female all the way, my dear Swanky.
        I am pleased to be your Woman Crush.
        Lol it seems like i need to examine the way i write. You should check out my poem ‘My Lover’ if you are still in doubt 😀

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      • swanky
        October 19, 2016

        I’ll do just that.
        Anything for you
        Lol.

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  13. swanky
    October 19, 2016

    Yes man crush Pinky.lmao

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  14. Chandler B.
    October 19, 2016

    Hilarious piece, IamNotAPerv. Beautifully written.
    I was also confused about the gender of the writer.

    Uhmmmm…, I already know how to seduce: prepare baits, drop them and reel in.
    But you can teach me how to play chess. I feel like it’d improve my ‘people skills’.

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      October 19, 2016

      Thank you Chandler B *dies one more time*
      i am female all the way, i assure you.
      I would love to teach you how to play chess. i have been plying since i was five. 😀

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      • Chandler B.
        October 20, 2016

        Someday I’d learn at your table. Sooner than later, I hope. Take care.

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  15. esv.jay
    October 19, 2016

    best article I have read here! kudos! I went from yawning while reading that other guy’s borefest he called rants to smiling while reading the whole of this article. I love love this article!!! please keep it coming!

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      October 19, 2016

      Wow, that’s a mighty compliment. thank you even though i disagree. this is certainly not the best on here, not even top ten lol
      i assure you, you’ll get more of this so much that you’ll get tired sef.

      You don’t like The Rantings of A Gay Nigerian?! *mixes rat poison with hypo and watermelon juice. Enters uber to third mainland bridge, sits on the bridge and sips the drink while enjoying the sunset and then jumps into the dirty water* how come?!

      😀 thanks for your comment lol, i tend to be dramatic

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      • swanky
        October 19, 2016

        Overly and obviously. But I still like you that way.

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      • iAmNotAPerv
        October 19, 2016

        😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

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  16. Kainene
    October 19, 2016

    this is beautifulllll bae bae!!!! had my eyes glued tot he screen till the verrrrry last word. well done!

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      October 20, 2016

      Kaniene! Heyyyy! Thanks b. i am loving your series but fam, i got chills reading the second episode. i can only imagine if i were there *shudders*
      i can’t wait for the next update btw i love your name, reminds me of my crush from Half of A Yellow Sun.

      Thank you for reading

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  17. YOU-KNOW-WHO
    October 19, 2016

    Beautifully written. Well done female version of me.

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      October 20, 2016

      i have a male version of me?! how cool is that? Lol
      thanks for reading 😀

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  18. Jacques Dubois
    October 20, 2016

    I absolutely love

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    • iAmNotAPerv
      October 20, 2016

      i love that you love it. please stick around for more 😀

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