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  1. Peak
    December 12, 2014

    Can someone please explain how these truck drivers and mechanics get their rock hard lean body without stepping a foot in the gym????
    I wanna lick lick lick my way from his head to his toes.

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    • chestnut
      December 12, 2014

      Er…I think Mrs Macauley can answer that question. Mrs M, get in here bae!(And carry dat ur husband follow body; tell him that I haven’t harrassed him yet about his unceremonious absence becos I neva get hin time, but wen I do ehn, e no go easy for am…)

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  2. KingBey
    December 12, 2014

    Lordie ! Now you making to rush down to PH and have another go at Daniel….there’s something eexceptionally sexy about Hausa dudes especially those from the middle belt….the ripped bodies and the submission….smh

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  3. enigmous
    December 12, 2014

    Did you even use protection? Scary…nice adventure tho

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  4. simba
    December 12, 2014

    Such boldness,… I hear say them deh carry dagger ooo.. make nobody go try am ooo

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  5. Kryss S
    December 12, 2014

    Chisos! This hot, slutty nd very very ……….. Am lost on what to say! With d description of d truck driver, I was expecting him to do d entering nd not d other way round! Lanre Swagg nd Pinky should continuooooo,! thank u 4 the early morning blood pressure.
    Fucking a random stranger………….. on my bucketlist for when am 80!
    @Peak….. They r mostly like that bcos they can’t afford d junk food we do. Not that some can’t but they haven’t seen them nd they r always in d outdoors doing physical/manual work that involves d body. I feel same way too! U see an aboki rocking a 6packs, d guns, pecs nd everything u wish u had without knowing what he has nd u sweat away in d gym all day! I feel it is wasted on them shaa.

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    • Peak
      December 12, 2014

      @Kryss s, I don’t totally agree with the burger thing! I hardly eat pasteries, don do sit up taya, starved my self to loose weight, go for 20 min run every saturday morning, and I still can’t will by body to get half as toned as this guy is. All I ve to show is a flat stomarch without the koko I desperately want. So it just has to be the manual work. But dem de drink shaaaaa, so with all the beer, kparaga and shakis de do, a good number of them (espcially those btw 25-35) still manage to stay in shape

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  6. JArch
    December 12, 2014

    ” ogling those nubile curves for the last time as I walked off into the rising sun.”

    and then “Katrina & The Waves – Walking On Sunshine” starts to play as Lanre takes each step with his well drained balls taking a snooze.

    LOVE LOVE LOVE…. Very graphic and very detailed… Perfect J/O material hehehe

    What is it with this Abuja truck and cab drivers though. The level of (masked) horniness with those lot is astounding. My experience was with a cabbie- go figure

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    • pinkpanthertb
      December 12, 2014

      Jarch!!! You wanna tell us how that went? 🙂

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      • JArch
        December 12, 2014

        Hahaha I’ll consult with the council of elders and let them decide if I should share

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  7. Masked Man
    December 12, 2014

    Bare backing a stranger.
    Biko! You very bold. You’ve increased my body temperature this morning. Now I’ll be looking at Hausa truck drivers with a different eye. Kai, this is not healthy for me.

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  8. chestnut
    December 12, 2014

    Lanre, is this a true story? Is that his picture up there?
    Chapter 4 turned into poetry…

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    • JArch
      December 12, 2014

      Lol chestie its look 100% true to me and It’s definitely the trucker’s picture. The angle is slightly tilted which corroborates what he wrote- taking the photo while pretending to make a call.

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      • chestnut
        December 12, 2014

        Taking d pic of a half-naked trucker in traffic is easy nah…but making friends with, and fucking a ‘straight’ trucker(whom has never been fucked b4) under d space of few hours, while ur family waits in a car few metres away?…well,that’s another kettle of fish entirely,isn’t it? And the writer didn’t exactly say it’s NOT fiction(or fictionalized to an extent).

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      • JArch
        December 12, 2014

        Well a straight conversion won’t be as easy as Lanre depicts here. So my guess is the trucker is bisexual. Very very very “versatile” in ever sense of the word lol… Which would explain why he could bottom (almost) easily and still fuck women too.

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    • Peak
      December 12, 2014

      Chestnut was not gonna say anything but this has to be fiction. If not, then pepper and salt was add at some point. Na boy pussy not vagina! Where lube come from, how u handle the stench of poop and poop all together cos a lot of us know that even if u douche, e get as u go fuck person reach the body go riot and begin to push things out. And he came on my beloved idris! How u take hold ur so called “Pole of Life” to do this trick? Cleaning afterwards nko? With boko, robbery, ritual killing and kidnapping cases rampant ur family allow u disappear till dawn 4 middle of nowhere without sending a search party after u? It was a graphi piece and started off well, but the whole thing went side ways when idris buttomed 4 a total stranger! Great job though chapter 1 and 2 were nothing short of dope, and ur attention 2 details were good, but chapt 3 and 4 just had “Reaching” oozing from it #justsaying (sorry if I sounded a lil 2 hash, I mean no harm)

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      • pinkpanthertb
        December 12, 2014

        Your beloved Idris, eh Peak? 🙂

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  9. AC/DC
    December 12, 2014

    Make una dey careful ooooo.
    Ndi ugwu wu ndi dirty biko.

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  10. Masked Man
    December 12, 2014

    Chestnut, as much as I want to believe that it’s a true story, it has fiction all over it.

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    • chestnut
      December 12, 2014

      Lol. So, no be only me see am? Well, Lanre didn’t exactly say it’s not fiction(alized) sha.

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      • Kryss S
        December 12, 2014

        Chestie! Ur amebo no get part two oh! Lol! Ah ah! U just want to have a reassurance from someone else that it is fiction so that ur jealous mind would rest abi? Guess u r jealous that someone else is living ur fantasy *tongue out while running away 4rm Chestnut as fast as my skinny legs can carry me*!

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  11. Anonymous
    December 12, 2014

    CHISOS!!!!! This early morning.
    Please let this not be true … how can one person be having all these fun.
    That truck driver is giving me life.

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  12. Micky
    December 12, 2014

    OMG!! Is this the most erotic thing I’ve ever read here?? Maybe it is…. Wow!

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  13. FKA Chizzie
    December 12, 2014

    This was hot!

    * fans self*

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  14. Ace
    December 12, 2014

    Me i think Lanre got to see a hot truck driver on this his trip and took a picture of him which inspired him to write this story. It is indeed erotic. Call me a guy of tribalism but, I have never been attracted to guys from the north and most recently i have added Benin guys to the list. Igbo and Yoruba guys are just about right for me. *Goes to Sleep praying not to see hate comments in the morning*

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    • pinkpanthertb
      December 12, 2014

      Lmao. You dey fear?

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    • lluvmua
      December 12, 2014

      really ace ? benin guys? wah did they do to u biko?. Ace darling not all benin guys re terrible. some re simply just exceptionally splendid eg: ME. lol and plz Ace wen ever u wanna make a classification , kindly use d word “some” thanks.

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      • Ace
        December 12, 2014

        Ok ok Some ooooo!!! I guess i generalized. Pheew!!!

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  15. Cj Parker
    December 12, 2014

    Stories for d Gods

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  16. Max
    December 12, 2014

    This caters to one of my dirty fantasies of making out with a stranger during a long journey…nice story..

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  17. Khaleesi
    December 12, 2014

    Wow!!! Is this really true? I guess the pic suggests it truly happened … wow!! Raunchy, dirty, juicy steaming tale … yum yum! !!

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    • gad
      December 12, 2014

      The pix 4 me suggests it didn’t happen.Look closely

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      • pinkpanthertb
        December 12, 2014

        Do share this supposition of yours

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      • gad
        December 13, 2014

        The inscription on the truck,s mud-guard “chinasa oil ltd” suggests that the driver of the truck is Igbo. Bear in mind that the inscription is not the name of the company that owns the truck but an alias of the driver. However. I know that there could be exceptions; thus my mind remains open to them

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      • pinkpanthertb
        December 13, 2014

        Yes, exceptions like, does the fact that the driver was photographed standing next to a truck mean that thats the truck he drives?

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      • gad
        December 13, 2014

        Yea.thats just one out of many

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      • pinkpanthertb
        December 13, 2014

        And its ‘chinas oil ltd’ not chinasa

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  18. Lord II
    December 12, 2014

    Just my thing!!

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  19. gad
    December 12, 2014

    A very interesting though hard to believe story. If I remember correctly the 1st was a water vendor(mairuwa), now tanker driver maybe d next will be cattle rearer or aboki suya seller. Thanks for the entertainment but next time remember lubes and condoms.Good job,guy

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  20. Frank enStein
    December 14, 2014

    Ummm, was I the only one that jerked off to this. Nice write-up tho, digging the use of words.

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  21. xpressivejboy
    December 15, 2014

    Lanre Swagg, idan kana aikata dukan waɗanda a gare shi , don Allah kada ka yi la’akari da zagaye na yarda da ni … iya jira ba a yi abin da maciji nãku a gare ni.

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    • pinkpanthertb
      December 15, 2014

      Warrisdis now?!

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    • xpressivejboy
      December 15, 2014

      Nne, I want his snake in me…my humble wish and request.

      Lanre Swagg, ina bukatan ka ka fuck da ni.

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      • pinkpanthertb
        December 15, 2014

        Hahahahaahaa! Ok o

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      • Lanre Swagg
        December 20, 2014

        …..me ake jiran? macijin zai laban ku. kamar ka ce wadanda sihiri kalmomi …. a Hausa

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      • pinkpanthertb
        December 20, 2014

        *heavy sigh* All these multilinguists sef

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      • xpressivejboy
        December 24, 2014

        Kai!

        Don Allah laban ni da kulawa … ba zai iya jira da tafiya … gaske iya jira ba.

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