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  1. Mitch
    March 12, 2020

    The moment I got to the part where Pinky talked about how huge Vince’s dick was, I knew it was you, J-boy. Only Momma can take it in whatever humongous size it comes in and won’t even break a sweat. We, your kids, look up to thee😂😂😂

    As for the Vince creature, I cannot, for the life of me, understand people who get clingy with others after sex. It’s sex oh. Not a promise of a life shared eternally. It’s just sex. Haba haba! All that clinginess is off-putting, abeg.

    I’m shaa glad it ended on a no-disturbance note. Ike headache adiro mmadu.

    PS: “…Better stop feeling precious right now…”
    Wotapun? Waialldis? 😭😭😭😭😭

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  2. Higwe
    March 12, 2020

    The number of times I read pinky , pink panther , pink , pinkish 😩🤦🏼‍♂️

    Oluwa wetin dey pinkilate ? 🚶🏼‍♂️

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    • Audrey
      March 13, 2020

      You are just a trouble maker my dear friend. Please some of us wouldn’t mind having VINCE’s contact as we also like it BIG.

      Please is there some kinda Gay Tinder cos me I don’t understand if I downloaded the wrong app as most of the people I’ve met on the App are straight and outright homophobic please help a brother abeg.

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      • Higwe
        March 13, 2020

        😁😁😁😁

        There is someone I know , I don’t know how good his dick game is because he bottomed when we fucked but he’s extremely hot .

        He’s also a graduate of unizik .
        Kind of snobbish though…
        I remember before we fucked he didn’t answer my calls on so many occasions, kept me on who who on WhatsApp after several hellos 😩 …… at the end of the day I still got what I wanted and so could you 🤷🏽‍♂️😁

        Let’s pass the motherfucker around for being a Biatch * 😁😂

        If you’re interested , send me your Gmail , I’ll send you his contact.
        He’s based in Lagos now , so I trust you can handle the rest .😉

        I would have asked you to ask pink P for my Gmail but he’s vexing for me because of his “friend” Mitch .

        I don’t know about any of those apps …my boyfriend is enough for me .😁😁😁😂

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      • Don
        March 13, 2020

        Can i have your email or phone number. Lets talk please.

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      • Don
        March 13, 2020

        Higwe

        Please can i have your email or phone number lets talk.

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      • Audrey
        March 15, 2020

        Higwe by all means hook me up but hope it’s not someone I’ve already eaten his work oh cos I worry for that school after my heartbreak. But hope he knows how to use it and is not set awon BABY BE RUBBING IT WOULD SOON STAND cos me ion have time to massage anybody’s ego oh.

        Orjichimex1@gmail.com
        Get back to me ASAP.

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      • Pink Panther
        March 13, 2020

        LMAO. Tinder that us gay people have taken over? Which direction are you swiping to be getting those sort of guys abeg?

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      • Higwe
        March 13, 2020

        Reply my G-mail nah 😁
        Coronavirus is upon us and I don’t know how much time we human race have left .
        What if I contract the virus and die, how will you live with yourself knowing you left my last message hanging .🤧😤

        I just saw a viral news now that gay people are more at risk of dying from the virus 😩.

        We need each other more than ever now .
        I need your moral support .😩

        My pink p.
        Chubby cheeks .
        Fresh nigga .
        Cutie .
        Boss man.
        Beauty.
        Akwa nwa .
        Egovin.
        Nwa miliki 😁

        Hard heart doesn’t suit a soft fresh boy like you na .

        Biko zi nu , nwannem nwoke.
        E ma binu.

        Infact give me a restraining order …I will always stand 6 feet apart from Mitch. 🤣😂😁

        When I see any name that starts with an M , I’ll dive into a bush. 🤣🤣😂

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      • Gaia
        March 16, 2020

        It is called….”bad market”. Just rest. Tdr is not for you.

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  3. Mandy
    March 12, 2020

    Lol. I don’t know if this story was a story about clingy tops or a celebration of your friendship with Pinky, JBoy. So many Pinky mentions. But I’m pleased about it. Strong independent Bottoms looking out for each other. Destroying entitled Tops, one bottom power at a time. 😃😃👍✊✊

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    • Bennet
      March 13, 2020

      “Strong independent bottoms.” Sigh.

      The fact that we’re even still using “bottom” as a noun. 🤦🏻‍♂

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      • Pink Panther
        March 13, 2020

        How would you prefer the words “bottom” and “top” be used?

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      • Mandy
        March 13, 2020

        Don’t tell me you’re one of those who thinks saying “I play bottom” or “I play top” somehow makes the world a better place over saying “I am top” or “I am bottom”.

        Or is your exasperation just reserved for “bottom” as a noun?

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      • Bennet
        March 13, 2020

        A bottom. A top.” I don’t think I’ll ever be comfortable with these words. Ever. I’ll try to express why.

        These words have original definitions in English and the definitions will always impose a connotation over their use, no matter how we use them. (Basically, a “top” is on top and a “bottom” is under.) And that’s problematic. So Pink Panther, I would actually prefer we drop the words completely. It’s easier to do away with problematic words than to try to make your brain work like a switch between literal “top” and sexual “top”. But doing away with them is wishful thinking, right? If you think so, then let’s at least try not to use them to describe actual people in non-sexual contexts. “Strong independent bottoms” is obviously referencing women’s social issues and as much as it was probably just a light-hearted joke, it still feeds stereotypes we’re trying to defeat. Even if we must have these sex roles, please they shouldn’t define our lives outside sex. The way I see it sef, we’re creating certain issues for ourselves by tying sex roles [that shouldn’t exist, IMO] to personal identity. {P.S. Me opining that sex roles shouldn’t exist does not mean there shouldn’t be anal sex. Just in case someone was going there, lol.) Gay men’s gender expressions usually match their sex roles, going by society’s rules, but we shouldn’t assume causation when there isn’t. Use the words if you want but use them to describe sex (as verbs), not to identify people in non-sexual contexts (as nouns). Say “I bottom,” “Ejike topped that dude yesterday,” “a sister is learning how to top,” etc. not “all these Tops are clingy.” Somay’all even capitalize it as if it’s a title. Chile!

        Mandy, I don’t know about “I play bottom” because it’s not like sex is a game/business/what-have-you, and using “play” kinda shies away from being explicit, which is sex-shaming. So no. And “bottom” is still used as a noun in “I play bottom” lol. And I sincerely hope I’m not prone to bottom-shaming so it’s not that either.

        I hope I’ve made at least some sense lol. And I also hope my lack of alternative words isn’t taken as justification for using problematic ones.

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  4. Gif
    March 12, 2020

    He probably isn’t getting enough btms that can take him so the moment he finds one(jboy) his instincts kick in to secure you as hos personal btm. I wouldn’t blame him that much. Good sex is magical!!!

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  5. Bells
    March 12, 2020

    Tops these days are very clingy. Talk about changing roles characteristics. Story of my new bf

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    • Delle
      March 12, 2020

      Did he just say ‘roles characteristics?’

      Okay, I’m done with this one.

      🙌

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  6. Terra
    March 12, 2020

    But you sef, take some responsibility. You could see that this guy was getting more attached and you kept the sex going. He was getting more attached and you basically gave him the key to your apartment. He was a lot, and you knew where this was going but the way I see it, you didn’t do a lot to dissuade him because you didn’t want to lose the sex you were having.

    Also, can we please kill this “tops act this way and bottoms act that way” narrative? Thanks
    -Management

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  7. Mikey😘
    March 12, 2020

    I love jboy right from the post of about being visible I dunno if its stand up and walk. Please pinky can I get his details now? I’ve asked for it before!!!

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  8. Omiete
    March 13, 2020

    Chai. This was a painful read. All that good dick gone with the wind because someone just got to clingy.

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  9. Saucebutton
    March 13, 2020

    You left an Elephant in the room. Talking would have made things easier.

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  10. Bootylicious Chubby horny Nun
    March 15, 2020

    Higwe

    why do I always feel like I know you in person in Unizik?

    I picture the image of you as an anti cult guy in unizik , well built physique and always using girls as camouflage.

    No harm meant anyways.

    Cheers 🥂🥂

    For the Chubby lovers I am a step away.

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  11. Flexsterous
    March 16, 2020

    Did he become clingy though?, this is me as an introvert who hates phone calls and loves my alone time arguing, you we’re going through something and as someone who he’s gotten close to, he wanted to be there for you by checking up on you, and when he couldn’t reach you called a mutual friend of your (pink panther) and asked a simple question of “are you sure” whom then replied in a very rude manner in my opinion.

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