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  1. king
    October 04, 09:54 Reply

    I’ll have me ma COFFEE any day thank u!

  2. Micky
    October 04, 10:03 Reply

    Can I just have all the beverages??? I really don’t have a preference.. Pls don’t judge.

  3. October 04, 10:12 Reply

    Three bottles of Beer!!!!! Then a cup of Coffee for the hangover and of course a tall glass of Water for the thirst…

    • king
      October 04, 10:14 Reply

      T your so on point…..but still a thirsty hoe!!!

  4. Khaleesi
    October 04, 10:35 Reply

    2 Large glasses of everything! except the milk, I’ll be needing just a few drops of that … ***licks red rouged lips slowly***

  5. Dominic
    October 04, 10:35 Reply

    Black dude! Gimmmmeeeee everything liquid

  6. Neon
    October 04, 10:37 Reply

    I’ll have a kettle of licorice root Tea… and a large bottle of Water for the road!
    *fake smile and gives Pinky a $100 tip*

    • enigmous
      October 04, 13:10 Reply

      Can see u like the hair lining of your drinks to be well carved huh?

  7. daniel
    October 04, 10:41 Reply

    Tea and Beer.. One for morning the other for night…

    • Neon
      October 04, 11:11 Reply

      Honey who does that when it isn’t lent… I’ll grab a bottle of Wine on my way home! *sips Tea*

  8. enKayced
    October 04, 11:18 Reply

    As for me and my friend, Wildsaint, we will share a crate of beer. Peradventure we don’t get high enough, we’ll try some whiskey. Pinky, you have competition in my friend, Wildsaint.
    Guard your loins!

  9. maxonex
    October 04, 11:19 Reply

    I’ll have a beer anytime. Thanks…

  10. JustJames
    October 04, 11:29 Reply

    I’d like some early please with a little milk.. Thank you.

  11. Ruby
    October 04, 11:32 Reply

    I’ll take my Tea n Coffee with a lil Milk n…
    What the heck! I’ll just take Water

  12. Rapu'm
    October 04, 11:54 Reply

    Tea, OJ, beer and whiskey. But if I’m to choose one, I’d take OJ.

  13. Mr Bassey
    October 04, 12:01 Reply

    Coffee,Tea,OJ, Beer and Whiskey…… Bite me pinky, yeah I said whiskey…. Damn I’m parched.

  14. Stickysly
    October 04, 12:01 Reply

    Last time I saw this pix, I settled for beer then Oj.

    This time arnd I think tea for breakfast then wine as a nightcap would be nice.

  15. lluvmua
    October 04, 12:15 Reply

    Plz pinkie kindly send me everything apart from milk ok. Lolz

    • pinkpanthertb
      October 04, 12:39 Reply

      Don’t worry I’ll send them to you. You just sit and relax. *rummaging in my kitchen drawer for my rat poison*

      • lluvmua
        October 04, 13:25 Reply

        Lol @ rat poison. Oya pinkie u can keep d whiskey I dnt want again

  16. Mrs Macaulay
    October 04, 12:33 Reply

    *Looks around for Dennis*

    *whispers really low*

    Pink Panther can I have 3 cups of coffee?

    Pls use your discretion while delivering!

    #Thankyou

    #InOtherNews

    #RoadTrip #TheMacaulays #SallahInCalabar

    • pinkpanthertb
      October 04, 12:42 Reply

      Lol. These Macaulays sef, y’all are like the Jayz and Beyonce of KD.

  17. Wildsaint
    October 04, 12:51 Reply

    My fairygreetings goes to Pinkpanther(shakespearian walter)u are really resounding,resonating and refeburating..All thanks to u 4 creating this..And to my lovely and wonderful friend and brother..the one dat makes me smile alltimes..even when I’m down,he’s always there to make me happy in any possible way he could..I’m talking of #Enkayced#..my motivator in this mindblowing kitodiares..I’m actually new here..Other hoyt smoking brodas here as well like Mr and mrs macualey,Dominic,Khaleesi,King,Micky,TeamKizito and the most alluring name I hv heard of #Rapum# U guys are Great..Holla..

    • enKayced
      October 04, 14:06 Reply

      Wildsaint is finally here!
      Welcome dear!
      You’re sure to enjoy our array of characters!

    • Khaleesi
      October 04, 15:32 Reply

      **sweeps long flowing freshly made sallah hair, throws arms in th air*** welcome to KitoDiaries hunny, its great to have you, please bring your friends to come e-socialise with us ***plants big wet lipstick kiss on both your cheeks**** welcome once again darling …

  18. enigmous
    October 04, 13:03 Reply

    Whiskey in the morning, beer in the afternoon, oj in the night…afterall, it’s called three square meal

    • king
      October 04, 14:56 Reply

      Onyiosi…they said pick one haba!! Na only you den go serve pschewwww (in typical calabar accent)…..eh in other news the Macaulays pls greet all the fyne fyne calabar hot housebois for me ojare…..men am sooo horny here!!!

      • enigmous
        October 04, 15:14 Reply

        Hehehe king, e be like that sometimes…u horny, I might just know the right solution. Lemme cushion the shock effect of ur hornines, I swear you will come begging for more #olivertwistthings

  19. Aproko Pikin
    October 04, 15:17 Reply

    I’d do a tall glass of wine….ain’t thirsty much and no fighting with Pinky for a whiskey tho!

    ***could use that for leftover!

  20. Metrosexual
    October 04, 18:05 Reply

    Wine, baby…!!! You can never go wrong with Omari Hardwick…. That’s a man after my heart…

    • Ruby
      October 04, 20:11 Reply

      #theMacauleys Welcome to Calabar!
      Hope u enjoy your stay

  21. Brian Collins
    October 04, 20:10 Reply

    How come i didn’t get a welcome like wildsaint. I’m fairly new, barely 2 weeks old here and never really got a welcome.
    *sulking in the corner* Though i know many of y’all don’t care.

    *In other news*
    Because I’m not a heavy drinker i’ll have a cup-o-coffee, black with a coupla shots of whiskey.
    #lemme run before somebody points a pink gun at me.

  22. Wildsaint
    October 04, 22:13 Reply

    Khaleesi,tanx a lot darling..I do appreciate..Brian Collins..never mind..Yours is coming in a grand and palatial style..Trust me baby

  23. Samaurai
    October 05, 16:14 Reply

    Whiskey is good but I love me some OJ and Beer anytime, anyday.

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