72 responses

  1. MacArdry
    March 20, 2015

    So,any reward for being first to comment?

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    • KingBey
      March 20, 2015

      Had a Nigerian friend gave me a BJ in a late night movie while the movie was going on. Final Destination 5….we were sitting at the last row though and yeah it was not in Nigeria. Can’t try shit in public while still in Nigeria.

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  2. Peak
    March 20, 2015

    Den-den! Den-den-den!!!

    E ma se alaye taya!!!

    From one awkward hot water to another.
    Lol good luck talking ur way out of this one.

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  3. Regal Sweetheart
    March 20, 2015

    Negodu! Just negodu!

    Hia!

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    • A-non
      March 20, 2015

      Looool!

      Na real negodu!

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  4. enigmous
    March 20, 2015

    This one na gobe

    Well, at least, they have each other

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  5. Briggz
    March 20, 2015

    Why are you gay? You would hv asked him “Why are you male?”

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    • pinkpanthertb
      March 20, 2015

      Hehehee. That’d be the finest rejoinder.

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  6. yours_truly
    March 20, 2015

    Ooooh k?

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  7. Dennis Macaulay
    March 20, 2015

    He kissed you in the hallway of a Nigerian cinema?

    #AskingForMyPeaceOfMind

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    • A-non
      March 20, 2015

      Nope, they remained on their seats after credit rolled. But even that is risky because last I checked, the cleaners come in to clean up before the next showing.

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      • Dennis Macaulay
        March 20, 2015

        Oh okay! I just imagined kissing a man in silverbird here in portharcourt and how we will end up in creek road police station.

        Anon I missed you bae! How are you

        ***stares daggers at peak***

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      • A-non
        March 20, 2015

        Looool!

        No violence please o!

        I dey jare, just been buried deep in work and life for most part of this week.

        Trust you are good though?

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      • Absalom
        March 20, 2015

        Kissing a man in a Nigerian cinema. Very possible. Depends on where you’re sitting. *stares out the window*

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      • pinkpanthertb
        March 20, 2015

        Hahahahahahahaa. *watching the guilty blush creeping across Absalom’s face*

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      • A-non
        March 20, 2015

        @Absalom,I have me my pen and writing pad to take notes.

        Kindly proceed with that kissing in the cinemas tutorials…thank you very much!

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      • Dennis Macaulay
        March 20, 2015

        My dear you people kiss in cinemas? Boys are not smiling.

        One time I went to genesis with my then bf on Wednesday. It was only us in the cinema room, we put our legs on top of the seat and front of us and I was contemplating making out. A staff of genesis showed up from nowhere and asked us to put our legs down that people aren’t allowed to match the seats.

        Apparently he was seeing us from god knows where because the room was empty.

        After that embarrassing day, I went and removed “having sex in a cinema” from my bucket list. At least not in Nigeria lol

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      • pinkpanthertb
        March 20, 2015

        Hahahahaa. Jisox! There are invisible eyes looking into the cinemas?! :O

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      • Mercury
        March 20, 2015

        They have cameras in der???,Chei Mufasa ooooo, I think we got a sex tape out there, good thing the manager of the cinemas is queer too.

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      • pinkpanthertb
        March 20, 2015

        Hahahahahahahaa. Mercury, you’ve been a bad boy in between takes of Fast and Furious, haven’t you?

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      • Mercury
        March 20, 2015

        I wish it was fast and furious, it was a freaking children’s animation Rio 2. Silverbird better be ready to pay me royalties if that shit gets out.

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      • pinkpanthertb
        March 20, 2015

        Hahahahahahahaa. Looking to go the Kim Kardashian route, are we?

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    • Silvery Cat
      March 20, 2015

      Nna biko jukwa ya ozo.
      Akuko nke a sokwara uso.
      I’ve heard about things happening in PH cinemas sha…ka m siddon de look godi.

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  8. A-non
    March 20, 2015

    Pinky, no vex…Na fiction be this abi na real life?

    The writers on this blog are slowly but surely feel selfish by only reading and commenting without contributing posts.

    The latter part of it nailed it the most for me.

    Expect a sequel?

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    • pinkpanthertb
      March 20, 2015

      I didn’t quite understand the middle part of your comment, Anon

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      • A-non
        March 20, 2015

        Oops…didn’t proof read before pressing SEND.

        I meant with the great posts being churned out here recently, it’s begun to me feel selfish for being only a reader and commentator without being a contributor.

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  9. Mercury
    March 20, 2015

    Hian!!!!, y’all waited till d lights came on to make out??????,Okay!!

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  10. Rapum
    March 20, 2015

    Please fact or fiction? And will there be a sequel? The end was almost romantic (the intruder ruined it jor)

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  11. KyrxxX
    March 20, 2015

    Hian!!

    It is a lie oh! Even me too talk say na lie!
    Warisdis?
    See me waving my hand from side to side when dey kissed and all! U had to include an intruder! It better be an open mined one oh!

    Nd somebody better be posting d sequel soon b4 I pull their sutana during Sunday mass nd expose d thong underneath! Lol!

    Ppl shaa dey try oh! Kissing in public in naija! Oh chi m nwenne!

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    • pinkpanthertb
      March 20, 2015

      Hahahahahahahaa. That ball of craze called Kryxxx is back indeed.

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      • Mitch
        March 20, 2015

        Onye ara ibe m, i natago?

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      • KyrxxX
        March 20, 2015

        Onye ara ibe m a natago m oh! Unu a na azukwa? Lol!

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    • trystham
      March 20, 2015

      sadly, not everyone will be a Tonia

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  12. Mitch
    March 20, 2015

    That question was a very awkward one! However, there are ways to put people on the hot seat without them knowing what happened.
    That said, I do hope there’ll be a sequel. This story just gave me life.

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  13. #TeamKizito
    March 20, 2015

    Reverend Hot.. Lol.

    Hmmm..

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  14. Gad
    March 20, 2015

    Kissing a guy in public?hmmm.some gutts

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  15. McGray
    March 20, 2015

    Lol. Maybe m d only one, but i have never seen sum1 that i look at and stars started falling, lol. And three of my paddies i told m gay who wanted to make it a case, i simply told them to go to hell or either stay with me. They gave excuses why they were angry initially and apologised saying it’s my life. The truth is dat ever since i known this blog i hv grown tougher skin than what i had before (Pinky God bless you). Even if my ppl ask me that question i wouldn’t say yes in Beyonce’s singing voice, but in Mariah Carey combined with Celine Dion’s high octaves i would say Yes. If u dnt like me GO AND SUCK DONKEY’S OTULE. BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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  16. Oluwadamilare Okoro
    March 20, 2015

    Hahaha. Very nice story…

    … and Yaaaay it’s a new series! no?

    Biko Reverend Hot… “WE” need the concluding part oooooo

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  17. wazzosgrotto
    March 20, 2015

    I’m feeling the spirit of this post 😀 Looking forward to part deux. *Vogue Moves*

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  18. trystham
    March 20, 2015

    The ‘IZALIE’ at the end of the whole thing is like a happy kind I usually scream followed by ‘Awwwww, how cute’. *keeps fingers crossed for lynching and mobbing that may follow*

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  19. Sinnex
    March 20, 2015

    Nice one

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  20. posh666
    March 20, 2015

    Who has watched d season finale of empire???dat bitch fight btw boo boo kitty n cookie gave me LIFE! And omG who foresaw Jamal becoming head of empire?yass d gays be winning yass!

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    • Max
      March 20, 2015

      Please don’t be posting spoilers here.. Please!!!!!! Please!!!!!!!!!! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      I’m begging you in the name of whatever you believe in please!!!
      Some of us take suspense seriously, very seriously … There’s a way to comment and not reveal anything that happened.
      Deola too, pls take note..you’ve fallen off the wagon few times.

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      • pinkpanthertb
        March 20, 2015

        Posh666 and his ‘who has watched’ segments. I’ve come to simply skip any of his comments that begin with those words, anything to preserve the integrity of my anticipation of any TV series.

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      • posh666
        March 20, 2015

        Lmao my “sista” sumtymz i just get carried away with my excitement and am just appreciating a gud movie na anywayz i will put a chill to dat since am officially a “spoiler”

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      • pinkpanthertb
        March 20, 2015

        Lmao. The day you started with Who has watched Being Mary Jane, I wanted to cry. Kai.

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      • posh666
        March 20, 2015

        Iol wanted to cry ke?oya mabinu i don stop.so plenty pipu dey vex for me ontop dis blog!thank God dem neva pour me acid.btw @bisi alimi am hailing oh gbogbo big girl iya ibadan ur pikin dey greet.

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      • posh666
        March 20, 2015

        Shuo…seriosly very seriosly?ur blood dey hot o!oya na no vex no more spoilers.And its just one God i believe in and worship Allah!

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      • pinkpanthertb
        March 20, 2015

        LMAO.

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      • Max
        March 20, 2015

        *cold embrace*

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      • Deola
        March 20, 2015

        Me ke?? I am an innocent someborry oh. Dakun I cannot fit shout.

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    • Teflondon
      March 20, 2015

      *Typical*
      I never get carried away expecting much from posh666. Nways

      And before you think of attacking me… I don’t have any issues with you.

      I just don’t expect anything credible from you dis days. (Putting your previous comments for some days now into perspective)

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      • posh666
        March 20, 2015

        Lol my dear can u see how scattered you are?aswer sum comments u make just makes me wonder like how old are you?are u still under 20 or just an adult who refused to growup u are just scattered and everywhere if u think u have reached dat level to make snide remarks think again u are a joke forreal u need to work harder!!!

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      • Teflondon
        March 20, 2015

        Just the reply I was expecting…
        Typical posh666 response
        “Attacks the person and refuse to address the issue at hand*

        Bye from me now!

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      • posh666
        March 20, 2015

        And what exactly is d issue pray tell?

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      • Sinnex
        March 20, 2015

        You guys should just get a room and get it over with

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      • posh666
        March 20, 2015

        Lmaooo sinnex see me oh it seems dis Teflo watever his called has a major crush on me aswer his obssesed with me.

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  21. Khaleesi
    March 20, 2015

    Wow Reverend, great piece! Who would have thought? !

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  22. tobby
    March 20, 2015

    Congratulatins…

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  23. pinkpanthertb
    March 20, 2015

    Hahahahaa. Good one, Mufasa

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  24. JustJames
    March 20, 2015

    Kissing in cinema? That’s tame. *keeps mouth firmly shut*

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  25. MacArdry
    March 20, 2015

    Hehehehe.Nice one,I’ll say

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  26. Teflondon
    March 20, 2015

    Depending on who “ITS A LIE” is coming from… Finally some story with no happy endings. Don’t I just love stories with no happy ending. (Touch of reality) I got bored growing to always hearing Cindarella-like stories. Reality is unpredictable, more fun. unlike predictable Cinderella-like stories I’ve been accustomed to. That “ITS A LIE” just added a touch of reality to your story. That’s if it is fiction (Cuz I don’t think in reality anyone will actually try to kiss in a Cinema hall when the lights are on)

    Short, interesting, precise and unpredictable piece.
    Hot one from Reverend Hot!
    iLike iLike iLike!!

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    • JustJames
      March 20, 2015

      So unless a story has a terrible ending then it isn’t realistic enough? Good things happen everywhere and all the time. Babies are delivered safely, people survive cancer, people find out their friends aren’t intolerant Nigerians, potential plane crashes are avoided.. I’m very curious as to why you think it’s unless something bad happens that a story is realistic. I’d get if you love tragedy but the insistence that it makes up reality in your opinion.. I don’t get.

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      • Teflondon
        March 20, 2015

        Justjames you know I have asked if I know you before… You and yours_truly comment like people I think I know.. And i am suspecting the two names mentioned above are on and the same person…

        Now back to what you were saying.. I never said that happiness is not happening around the world. All I am saying is.. Happy endings gets boring at times.. We have been accustomed to over time that life is all sweet bed and roses

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      • Mitch
        March 20, 2015

        We get you wanting to always have a different opinion, Teflondon! Jist don’t overdo it. Like Chizzie’s constant vitriol spilling, at some point, it’ll get old and we’ll tire of it.

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      • Gad
        March 20, 2015

        Unlike Chizzie, Teflondon addresses issues. He is not bitter nor insultive. The only problem he has is that he is not always “smart” to sheepishly follow align with trending views. Its unfair to compare him with Chizzie

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      • Sinnex
        March 20, 2015

        you don’t fail to disappoint

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      • Teflondon
        March 20, 2015

        @mitch I don’t get this Chizzie “Benchmark” yall are brandishing about… Chizzie has his views, I have mine… So please do take several sits back if you have nothing credible to say to me.

        @Gad you couldn’t have said it better… *blows you hot kiss* just like fine wine “the older the better”

        @Sinnex **hugs and kisses**
        Real always recognize real!! *chop knockle*

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      • Sinnex
        March 20, 2015

        LMAO

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  27. Cher
    April 8, 2015

    Awkward comments…

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