THREESOMES AND THE BISEXUAL TENDENCIES

THREESOMES AND THE BISEXUAL TENDENCIES

There was a recent storm on Facebook over a threesome fail between a guy and two girls, and lots of people weighed in on the drama, with someone saying something about straight men being averse to threesomes that consist of two men and a woman because of the possibility that the men would have to touch each other at some point. Observing this opinion, I was drawn to a point in my life when it dawned on me that I was bisexual through and through.

I was in first year in university. I had just hit 17 and somehow, I had convinced myself that I was just a straight man with homosexual tendencies. My Christianity consisted of patiently asking God to take the “other one” away, and this thing about eyeing a chick for looking fine and then noticing her boyfriend too was hot was messing me up.

But I digress.

You see, in the depth of my denial, I was hanging out with friends and we started drinking and having a round of “I never”.

Someone said, “I’ve never…” Then he paused. We sat with bated breath, cups in hand. And he finished with, “…had a threesome before.”

He drank. The rest of us kept our cups down.

He said with some incredulity, “You guys haven’t had threesomes before?”

The rest of us shook our heads, side to side, in the negative.

And then, buoyed by the alcohol, I overzealously started to talk. “Like, damn. You’re so lucky. My ultimate fantasy is a threesome – just me, one hot lady and a handsome guy. There’s no limit to all the beautiful things we can do to each other and all the fun we can have.”

I paused to see that everywhere was silent as everyone stared at me introspectively. I honestly didn’t know what the hell was on their minds.

And then one of the guys said, “Guy, no be that kind threesome we dey talk. We’re talking about you and two girls, four boobs, everything double-double, not everything half-half.”

The other guys nodded their heads furiously this time, up and down, a non-verbal expression of “Ehen! That’s what I was talking about.” In their minds, a threesome with two men involved was a No-No at best and just half the fun at worst.

For me, the thought of a guy and a babe at the same time was Heaven.

These were our realities as far as threesomes were concerned and they were diametric opposites, varying like day and night, like being truly straight and being, erm, definitely not straight.

In a short while, the merriment resumed and we got so drunk eventually that one of us spread out on the road for a minute on a dare, while drivers slowed down, shook their heads sadly at our inebriation and sped off as they drove past him.

However, I’ll always remember that day.

I actually like “heterosexual” threesomes even though I haven’t yet had one. All-man threesomes are cool too. I’ve had quite a few, because in my experience, it’s easier to organize guys for that sort of thing than ladies.

But the idea of how fucking appealing a Male-Male-Female threesome was – and still is – for me compared to the others? That’s something that really helped me understand how different I was and helped me move further on the journey to accepting myself.

So, guys, what’s your favorite brand of threesome?

Written by Vhagar

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8 Comments

  1. Tristan
    June 04, 10:38 Reply

    I feel that idea of the “accepted” way a threesome should consist, comes from uncertainty of their sexualities, cos they might just enjoy(a little more than they should) kissing a guy, touching his dick and taking turns sucking each other, that’s sorta the problem.
    The straight people (guys most especially; I think the girls are just angry that we’re LEGIT competition) seem to think that if we’re accepted we’d corrupt everyone and everyone would become gay or bisexual at least and we wouldn’t have straight people anymore.

    I had a conversation with a straight guy recently and he was like straight guys(maybe himself in particular) love lesbians or bisexual girls, cos watching them do stuff to each other is a huge turn on and any straight guy would want to DO that.

    What I really don’t get is why they’d pick one over the others, it just doesn’t make any sense.

    Now, there’s this question that has been on my mind for a while, can a straight guy fuck guys occasionally and still be straight?
    This came from another conversation I had with another guy who said fucking guys is FUN and that’s all that it is, FUN.

  2. Law
    June 04, 13:55 Reply

    Back in my uni days, I walked into my roomate/best friend (straight guy)having sex with his babe. I turned to leave, the girl beckoned on me to join. I was amused and horrified, i looked at my best friend and he gave this kinda nod-approval Lol.. I didnt, I fled the room.

    I still regret that opportunity this day. Lol

  3. Orobo Hunter
    June 06, 08:59 Reply

    Me, a dude and a chic.. 😁. Best of both worlds innit..

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