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  1. Mandy
    June 7, 2015

    *shaking my head* Chai! How do all these kinds of people exist? How, dear God, did You create some people and close their skulls, forgetting to insert their brains before completing their creation, hmm?

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    • pinkpanthertb
      June 7, 2015

      LOL.

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  2. wildero64
    June 7, 2015

    Why does anyone listen to these sick people??

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    • pinkpanthertb
      June 7, 2015

      If they are dumb enough to exist, then there are others dumb enough to listen and believe them. Sad, really.

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      • wildero64
        June 7, 2015

        Yeah :/

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      • Dennis Macaulay
        June 7, 2015

        I swear down

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  3. Masked Man
    June 7, 2015

    And I will have a million children in the afterlife.

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  4. Khristopher B!
    June 7, 2015

    Chimo! If na so, that’s my hand and that of Pinky’s will be having multiple twins every minute when we cross over. So those that blow off ppl till they cum, might probably have a pregnant mouth in the after life… Kam nukwa!

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    • chestnut
      June 7, 2015

      Ur hand and dat of PINKY keh? Hian! Na team-work? Both of u should throw more light pls…

      @Topic: lol…I don’t remember every cumming on/in my hands sha (I suppose it’s contact with semen that makes the hand…conceive?); I try to be a very tidy and organised wanker; no unnecessary leakages or spills anywhere…hehehe. That televangelist is crazy tho! Are there ovaries in my palms? I can’t!

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      • Absalom
        June 7, 2015

        Where do you cum in – a kidney dish?

        #AskingForTheLord

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      • chestnut
        June 7, 2015

        @Absie: hehehe…I have a technique…
        But wait o,do ppl really cum INSIDE their hands? Like literally? Really? How, like wank with one hand and use ther other as a receptacle to collect d spillage? Cos there’s no way u can cum into the palm that is holding ur shaft, right? Maybe I need to review my wanking etiquette,lol.

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      • Absalom
        June 7, 2015

        Nah. It spills over the fingers…you know, like some bridal bouquets. 😉

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  5. Dennis Macaulay
    June 7, 2015

    Max’s hands will have 10 sets of quadruplets lol

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    • Max
      June 7, 2015

      Thats per week ☺☺

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      • Dennis Macaulay
        June 7, 2015

        Chai

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  6. samsey
    June 7, 2015

    Like seriously, how dumb can people get, religiosity is the new kind of organized and hallowed foolishness. “the worst of all sins” my flat behind. Mtcheww.

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  7. keredim69
    June 7, 2015

    I am a safe sex advocate even when I have intercourse with my hand.
    So inshallah there will be no unwanted pregnancies for me in the afterlife.

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    • trystham
      June 7, 2015

      U use gloves??? You 4 don wank ur D raw sha…lol

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      • Absalom
        June 7, 2015

        Huh? Do you empty the contents of the rubber in your mouth when you’re done? Is that why you want no spillages?

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      • Absalom
        June 7, 2015

        *dead*

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      • keredim69
        June 7, 2015

        *Na you ask question*

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      • Dennis Macaulay
        June 7, 2015

        Tufiakwa! Absie and Keredim! There is no hope for you

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  8. Max
    June 7, 2015

    Akuko n’egwu… Stop deluding yourself imam… There’s no afterlife!
    When you die, you die… And vanish..
    This promise of afterlife is what’s causing a lot of chaos in the world today.

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  9. pete
    June 7, 2015

    saddest part will be people believing this crap

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  10. pinkpanthertb
    June 7, 2015

    You wank with condoms? *making a face*

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  11. sinnex
    June 7, 2015

    I guess the afterlife won’t recognise that I am still a virgin…hmmmm….so I’d be a pregnant virgin? What’s the use then?

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    • pinkpanthertb
      June 7, 2015

      So you shall have sex then, yea? *slowly widening grin*

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      • Absalom
        June 7, 2015

        Nah. It’s in case one of Muhammed’s 77 virgins doesn’t make it to heaven, Sinnex can fill in as substitute. After all, hole na hole!

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    • chestnut
      June 7, 2015

      Sinnex,it’s not u who would be pregnant,but ur right hand…or left hand,as d case may be. Ur hand will come and meet u(as a seperate entity), swollen with the seed of ur inflammed self-lust…in d afterlife.lol

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      • pinkpanthertb
        June 7, 2015

        Hahahahahahahaa! Chai chestnut.

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  12. Gad
    June 7, 2015

    I’m sure this man thinks his entire congregation don’t think. That’s why he feel he can say anything that comes to his mind

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  13. QueerMike
    June 7, 2015

    Some people’s words are so full of shit I’m not sure if they need tissue paper or sanitizers.
    Chai!!! Make I nor fuck… make I nor whank too??? Ahn Ahn…

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  14. IVANKO
    June 7, 2015

    Mtshewwwwwww whatever, back to what I was abt starting *masturbate* befor seeing dis, PP remind me whr I kept my vasline…. again.

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    • pinkpanthertb
      June 7, 2015

      Someone’s pregnant hand is uploading in hell fire.

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  15. Khaleesi
    June 7, 2015

    loool … such pathetic foolishness, such a waste of valuable space and oxygen and an unnecessary drain on the world’s scarce reserves of food and water! ***flicks manicured hands in disdain and sashays away****

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  16. kacee
    June 7, 2015

    Somepple just need the publicity mtchewwwww duhhhh

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  17. Jamie
    June 7, 2015

    Oh hun… Time to continue massaging my tummy with sperms…!!

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    • wondabuoy
      June 11, 2015

      That’s when the pregnancy will be made main; it’s the tummy that should be pregnant.

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  18. Call me Morgana
    June 8, 2015

    I guess I would be the new Abraham there cos I masturbate like everyday. Minimum of 9 times a week. *Don’t judge me though* *Red yeast coffee please?*

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