“You Need To Be Straight.” The Audacity of the Homophobe

“You Need To Be Straight.” The Audacity of the Homophobe

Have you ever had a WTF encounter with a homophobe that had your face in an expression worthy of a meme?

Well, here’s one. When a KDian is buzzed on his inbox by a friend-from-university-days. And this friend has something to get off his chest.

Check it out. The brief exchange is bound to make your day.

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10 Comments

  1. UC
    September 01, 08:46 Reply

    Whoever this KDian is, Thank you!

    “Is there an evacuation notice I missed?”

    😂😂😂😂

  2. Absalom
    September 01, 16:46 Reply

    “You need to be straight.”
    “When are you leaving this country?”

    Unfortunate.

    • Gaia
      September 03, 15:46 Reply

      really very unfortunate

  3. J
    September 02, 00:44 Reply

    “When are you leaving this country? ” ? What sort of stupid question is that? Leaving to where? It’s as if there are countries meant for gays… This is our geographical destiny, don’t go any where! All these countries granting asylum to gay people can’t accommodate all the gay people from Nigeria. So straight people have claimed the ownership of this country right? If I hear, I go tear person slap 🙄

  4. Omiete
    September 02, 14:42 Reply

    A gay, that phrase irritates me more than homophobia. You’re already a bigot no need to add bad English to your offences.

  5. Delle
    September 02, 21:27 Reply

    Hian o! The audacity biko nu.

    Your responses, dear KDian, were too nice. Too nice.😒

  6. Gaia
    September 03, 15:48 Reply

    Delle… the responses are just ok biko.

  7. Tristan
    September 04, 00:03 Reply

    Notice the homophobic bastard was trying to properly engage the conversation. That’s subtly a shenanigan of a closeted gay guy.

  8. JR
    September 13, 02:04 Reply

    Its bs but gay still have issues with bisexual people to thus day. Before we can move forward on this topic we have to unify together and come to a common consensus angle otherwise we’re just wasting our time.

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