BEFORE I DIE: 4 (There’s A Reason For Everything)

BEFORE I DIE: 4 (There’s A Reason For Everything)

“Undetectable viral load…”

It is all I can think about. I can’t get the words out of my head. Although the e-book has told me what undetectable viral load is, I am not quite satisfied. I want to know all I can about it. It’s like finally getting admission after writing jamb eight times. It’s like winning the visa lottery. You know that feeling you get when you come home and your newly-wedded wife tells you she’s pregnant? Aha! That’s it.

Wait, my readership are gay men (and women). So, of course, most of you don’t now or intend to know that feeling. lol

Anyway, I’m not trying to quantify life or anything of that sort. I just want you to feel what I felt, or at least have an idea. The situations I just mentioned all have one thing in common. Can you guess? You probably can’t, because you’re not standing where I am standing. Well, I will help you. They all have this in common. They all either give you the chance of having a better life or moulding one. In general, you get to live a better, happy life.

Now that is exactly how I feel. I feel like I am perfectly okay. Like nothing is wrong with me. First of all, let me explain the concept of ‘Undetectable viral load’, lol. Typing those words alone makes me smile sheepishly. It’s magic indeed.

Let me start with ‘viral load.’ Now, I’m guessing I’m talking to people who know what a virus means. If you don’t, I’m so, so sorry for you. Viral load simply means an ‘amount of viruses. It’s usually represented by a number, and it varies for each body fluid, that is blood and semen. The amount of virus in the blood is different from the amount of virus in semen. So, for instance, we can say viral load is the amount of virus in the bloodstream.

‘Undetectable viral load’ means the amount of virus in your bloodstream is sooo fucking low. It’s sooo fucking low that you cannot infect someone else with the viral particle for them to turn HIV positive. Maybe y’all need a crash course on Microbiology to understand this fully. Or you can google it. What you need to know is this. When you have a viral load that is this low, and you maintain it and you stay far away from other STDs, you’re gonna live a fucking long and awesome life.

So finally, I can just live my life. I can just fuck when I want to. If I am dating another HIV+ guy, and we both are STD free and are adhering strictly to our meds, we could even do it raw! Yaaaaaaaas! Raaaawwww! Skin to skin! Body to body! Soul to soul –

Okay! I am not launching a HIV-patients-should-fuck-raw campaign, seriously I’m not. Because life never just make things that easy, not even for a HIV patient. Life has a way of applying the rule of checks and balances. In this case, it comes in the form of what is called the Super-infection. Super-infection is when you’re infected with a particular strain of HIV, and then you get infected again with another strain, different from the one you already have. So it’s HIV raised to the power of 2 for you. If this happens to you, someone in your village really wants you dead. Don’t blame HIV for that one. But the good news is this: super-infection is very rare. Life is a bitch, abi? lol

Mr. Help is like a guardian angel. He reminds me of my school father. Mr. Help is a doctor, based in the UK for that matter. Such a catch, yes? Well, sorry for me! He’s not single. Mr. Help and I have formed a friendly bond already. I can say he knows me to an extent and he never forgets to check on me.

Mr. Help: Hey dear, how you doing?

Me: I’m fine, dear. Hope you slept well?

Mr. Help: I should be asking you that. Did you exercise this morning?

Me: lol…Nope.

Mr. Help: Oya start… Send me pics.

Me: It’s late nah, tomorrow please.

Mr. Help: Promise?

Me: I promise. How’s Kenny Brandmuse?

Mr. Help: He’s fine. I will relay your greetings.

Me: Remind him about the site he gave me. I haven’t gotten my login details.

Mr. Help: I will, dear. So what are your plans? Masters?

Me: Yeah. Always wanted to do my Masters abroad, but never knew how to go about it.

Mr. Help: Where do you want to specialise?

Me: Public Health.

Mr. Help: That’s awesome. We need more people. I will send you some links. They are online courses you can do for now. It would really look good on your CV and increase your chances of getting a good job.

Me: Oh that will be cool. Thank you so much.

And then…

Mr. Help: I have a job for you. It’s a volunteer job for an NGO. I will talk to my friend there. You can be in charge of your city.

Me: Wow, I’m a bit overwhelmed.

Mr. Help: It all depends on if you want it, but I will advise you to do it.

Me: Okay. Can I have a little time to think about it?

Mr. Help: Sure. Have you registered for those courses?

Me: Yes I have.

Mr. Help: Okay. Don’t forget your doctor’s appointment on Monday. And let me know how it goes

Me: Okay dear.

At this point in my life, I am not scared of HIV anymore. In a way, I’m beginning to feel special. Besides, I have just found out about the undetectable viral load. It is the best good news I have heard lately. I haven’t even started treatment. I visited the Government Hospital on Friday and the doctor I spoke to asked me to come back on Monday. I am going to be retested, amongst other things before I can start treatment. I think I detected my HIV early, so there’s a chance that my CD4 count will still be normal. In this case, some hospitals won’t let you start treatment. But I have a guardian angel. I am indeed special. Mr. Help has told me if the doctor refuses to start my treatment, he’ll give me a paper to give to him, reminding him that I have a right to be treated immediately. Now tell me why I shouldn’t feel special?

Undetectable viral load doesn’t just come to you. You must have been taking treatment for a while, how long a while depends on what your viral load was before you started treatment. I don’t know what mine is yet, but I am hopeful. After you’ve taken the treatment for a while, the amount of the virus in your bloodstream reduces to a point where it’s undetectable; I think it’s about 20 or <20 viral particles per I-dunno-how-many mls of blood. I am not a doctor.

I am eager to start my treatment because I aspire to have an undetectable viral load. That’s how much I want to live. All of a sudden, I feel like things are beginning to fall into place for me. I am so bolstered about my career now. And when I get this inspired – about my career, I mean – there is one person I talk to. Her name is Chidimma.

Chidimma is my course mate, best friend and most trusted ally in school. Even after school, we maintained our friendship. She is the churchy, Mountain-of-fire-attending kind of Christian. A little judgmental; but she is my friend. She is very intelligent, which is why we became besties so easily, and she is the only one in my class who graduated with a first class. She is supposed to be automatically employed by our Alma Mata. But we’re in Nigeria, aren’t we?

Me: Chii, how far?

Chidimma: I dey o.

Me: How the work waka dey go?

Chidimma: That one concern them. I’m not even putting my hope there.

Me: Lol. E get some courses I register for o, I no know if you go like am.

Chidimma: Send me the link make I check am out. I just from Abuja come back sef, me and Ade go for one scholarship interview.

Me: Jesus! When? You get this kain info, you just keep quiet. You see ya life?

Chidimma: No vex abeg, my head just full lately. Make I send you the prospectus. Make you read am.

Me: Okay. But I still dey vex for you o.

Chidimma: Boo-boo, no vex. I owe you one shawarma, e hear?

Me: lol…Okay o

I download the PDF file Chidimma sent me. It contains everything I need to know about the scholarship. The list of schools that partake in this scholarship scheme and the courses each of these schools offer, how to apply, the things that’ll help my application for the scholarship, and I think volunteer work could be one of them.

I am just ecstatic at the way things are unfolding. I view each school and its application deadline. I have time to apply, but it isn’t enough time. I can only apply for the scholarship after I have gained admission into one of the universities. The little time I have just isn’t enough. I decide to apply next year. But I am happy. That is the most important thing.

I have registered for the courses Mr. Help sent to me. And they will really make my application for the scholarship look good. The volunteer work is just the icing on the cake. I have seen movies where volunteer work aided scholarships; life is not a movie, but then again, I’m special!

Maybe you haven’t really seen the big picture yet. May be you have, but maybe you haven’t seen it the way I’m seeing it.

It’s like a light is shining on me, and behold it is David McIntosh. He’s wearing a transparent white apparel as he stands before me. The material is really see-through, and I am looking at that thing you are imagining right now. Then he slaps me and reminds me that this is a holy epiphany. Then he hands me an iPad. I cheerfully accepted the device, and on it is written:











That is how I see the big picture. Lol. I don’t want to say, “Thanks to HIV”, but I don’t know what God wants to do with me either. But let’s see how it goes.

Written by Bobby

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  1. simba
    February 17, 04:48 Reply

    <20 per copy… thanks dear…. God has really shown u tht there is light at the end of the tunnel.. ur an inspiration…

  2. Metrosexual
    February 17, 04:49 Reply

    Now lemme goan read the story. Good morning, beautiful people… *kisses*

  3. Sheldon Cooper
    February 17, 04:55 Reply

    This is so inspiring. I’m happy that you had the right people at the right time to help you through it all. That you weren’t taken to some churches to pray the HIV away.

  4. Lord II
    February 17, 06:02 Reply

    In all things give thanks!! Great piece and yes I do know how, when a wife tells you she’s pregnant, it feels….awwwww the feeling!!!!

    Bobby thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning!

  5. A-non
    February 17, 06:34 Reply

    And the new posts remain richer than the former just as the takeaways are more than the last.

    Imela! Disi ike!

  6. Blaq
    February 17, 07:28 Reply

    A brilliant read as usual!

  7. Dennis Macaulay
    February 17, 07:59 Reply

    Amazing entry again!

    Bet wait oo Bobby the kind of dreams you dream sha; fromTrey Songs to David Macintosh! I am seriously giving you the odu-anya

  8. jesuisnigeria
    February 17, 08:05 Reply

    Happy for you man. I found out I was HIV positive some years back and was shocked. My cd4 count had gone to the lowest and I had become very sick. I thought I was going to die but I survived it and following my dreams. HIV isn’t a death sentence. You need to make the best out of life. I barely remember. But of course every now and then you are faced with that reality but in taylor swift’s voice…shake it off!!!

  9. michael
    February 17, 08:08 Reply

    OK. I think am gonna go get HIV myself. Lol

    its quite refreshing seeing that there light at the end of that pipe.

  10. JArch
    February 17, 08:34 Reply

    This title should have been BEFORE I DIE: 4 (The Calm After The Storm). Cos I feel so much calmness and serenity in this episode. I actually felt terrified for you in episodes 2&3. Now things are looking up for the better which is super amazing

    Be prepared for more storms to come- for either being gay or being HIV+ OR BOTH. But you’re batman any so you have a thick skin already. Just always remember that there’s always calm after the storm

    Nice read bro

  11. Numb
    February 17, 09:18 Reply

    It can only get better. Wish I had a Mr. Help in my life to constantly check up on me. Med holidays are relieving but they are of the devil. Think adherence always, before and during ART.
    I volunteered for a short while back in school, but back then, I wasn’t sure I wanted to look into the eyes of HIVers every other day. It is disconcerting. Always reminds me of how I could end up with this virus. I wanted a regular 9-5 that only reminds me I’m living with the virus only when I pop my pill at night.
    2 years have passed and I do know being a volunteer is a great start. You help, advocate and learn more. And the huge plus like you wrote; better job prospects. Employers love volunteers.

  12. Metrosexual
    February 17, 09:53 Reply

    Quite inspiring, Bobby. I always believe that life eventually has a way of balancing things. If something terrible happens, its eventually balanced with something so good that the pains of the terrible events are washed away.

    This is the beginning of greater things to come for you.

  13. Cj Parker
    February 17, 11:18 Reply

    Such a courageous young man,seriously I wish many ppl living with the virus will have courage like you rather than living in self denyal that they’re living with the virus even after so many tests got back that they’re positive,I pray your story inspire millions of ppl to start takng responsibility for their lives, and we’ll always be here to support you @ anytime

  14. Cj Parker
    February 17, 11:25 Reply

    @ pink I thought you said KD is a secret blog,but it has come to my notice that some KDians nw go on FB to publicise us they post our stories on their walls leaving the link to KD for the whole world to see this could really be dangerous it means that KD is gradually bcoming unsafe for us Pls warn such ppl to desist from such,even if they want their friends to see our post or wanna invite their friends they should do so 2ru their inbox not giving out our link on their walls Pls

      • Ace
        February 17, 14:15 Reply

        I have seen this thrice. I just ignored it.

  15. Ace
    February 17, 14:22 Reply

    Your dreams are just so unbelievable. David McIntosh? Really? Stay off! He is mine. He has no right to be in your dreams! Do you know how much I lust after that guy? Don’t even think or dream of him ok?

    Now to your story, I am so happy at the advancement in HIV treatment, I have even heard a couple of friends say they can marry an HIV positive person. So happy for you. I am still yet to understand the stigma associated with HIV. I will still treat anyone friend or relation of mine the same way.

  16. Cj Parker
    February 17, 14:25 Reply

    Seriously I Waz shocked this morning when I saw some KD post all over FB u guys should do Sometin about it warn KDians who do that to stop, and I think it’s time we upgraded KD like everyone should Hav a pass ward n a username so no random person can get acess via our links n b4 someone will create an Acc he must be invited by someone else

  17. Oluwadamilare Okoro
    February 17, 20:10 Reply

    So so coool…

    Love the way things are unfolding…

    I believe it’s “bobby’s” positive attitude from the beginning that open the gateway for all these grace.

    He was really a “man” about it all… I salute ur courage. WELL DONE.

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