Between The Wife And The Boyfriend Who Chose Her
They are the screenshots that are making the rounds in queer WhatsApp groups and drawing laughs from gay men in Facebook groups.
The exchange is between a woman who appears to be the scorned wife of a married gay man (who has just discovered that her husband’s side chick is a side cock) and the side cock.
The fantastic thing about this exchange is the ruthless matter-of-factness with which the boyfriend cut the wife down.
There’d be no hysteria for the guy. Oh no. He wasn’t going to be one of those panicked extramarital affairs. Even in the face of the woman’s fury and threats of exposure, he recognizes that the person she should be confronting is her husband.
And then, when she crosses from betrayed wife to homophobic woman, he whips her with the ultimate putdown: “Madam…let me inform you. I met [your husband] two years before he met you in the village. He has brought plenty of girls for me to choose for him. And I chose you, thinking you will not be a problem to our relationship. If you try rubbish, I will be the one to send you packing.”
Damn!
If you haven’t seen this epic clash, check out the screenshots below and let’s hear what you have to say in the comments:
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Ade
November 11, 06:50I laugh in Chinese 😂😂😂😂
Bliss
November 11, 07:06Omo, can’t stop laughing
Ken
November 11, 07:29This is a nightmare. No easy way out. I pity the wife tho. I guess this marriage is over?
Fred
November 11, 07:47The ultimate kill-shot
I mean, he stopped her ranting before she could think of raving.
Eleyi bad gan-an o
Oyovnu
November 11, 08:22This one loud ooo
Pete
November 11, 09:21Jesu😊😊😊
Man
November 11, 10:05I pity the woman tho. Why put somebody’s daughter through all of these ?. She’ll be alright.
Kings
November 11, 10:54I couldn’t stop laughing 🤣😂🤣😂
Mitch
November 11, 12:09Ene…what?
ENERGY!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Good ade
November 11, 23:13Idk what it is with women? Why wont they confront their husband who is clearly at fault? Its the semi innocent side chicks and side boyfriend they will face. They won’t face the idiot they are feeding at home. Women should learn not to be so dependent on their husband, if they are not they will be able to walk out or throw him out whatever the case. You think if a man caught his wife cheating, u think he will face the other man??? Lol i hear . U dey go ur papa house asap. Women lets learn to be feminist biko dont let a side use your dignity to wash gutter . Ejor im bleeding with u .