Actor Colin Farrell Thinks ‘Well-Hung’ Ewan McGregor Should Be More Proud Of His Penis

640_colin_farrell_ewan_mcgr“I don’t think Ewan is as proud of his penis as most men who are as well hung would—or should—or could be. I think that’s the greatest demonstration of his innate humility, that he doesn’t wear it like a badge of honor.”

— Actor Colin Farrell sizing up his friend and Cassandra’s Dream costar Ewan McGregor, who has appeared fully nude in several films including Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine and The Pillow Book.

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    • chestnut
      February 04, 06:43 Reply

      “Slightly” kwa? Why are u shaking ur head “slightly”? Ur thoughts are impure! If u want to shake that thing,shake it like u mean it! Hehe…

  1. kendigin
    February 04, 05:17 Reply

    Ewan is unusually hung for a white guy.
    Saw his nude a while back and i totally gasped. same with collin too.
    Who wouldve thot british guys come packing like that. lol

    • pinkpanthertb
      February 04, 05:31 Reply

      Wait, Colin is hung too? He said one time – in an interview, I think – that he wasn’t.

      • kendigin
        February 04, 06:22 Reply

        lol of cos
        collin is irish. they huge ruff and uncut.
        u guys really need to visit @nudemalecelebrities


      • Dennis Macauley
        February 04, 06:30 Reply

        Kendigin! There is a word for people like you, starts with an S and ends with a T. It has two letters inbetween

      • chestnut
        February 04, 06:52 Reply

        @Kendigin: u lost me at “uncut” *gag*( I’d never be able wrap my…”head”(?) around one of those.)
        @Pinky: not so much “of” (the earth), as “in”.

    • Mercury
      February 04, 07:20 Reply

      Dey dia most British guys always be packing…..its Americans that don’t pack as much.

      • Samurai
        February 04, 10:47 Reply

        Speaking from experience. Are we?

      • kendigin
        February 04, 10:58 Reply

        lol….thanks pinky. we r all salt of the earth
        @chestnut i get what u mean. but uncut doesnt mean weird and irritating….well, most times.

        actually most whites r uncut. its their culture i guess. irish men tho are extremely endowed….liam neeson is one of the most endowed men in hollywood. just ask miss dickson who dated him

  2. KryxxX
    February 04, 05:38 Reply


    I love dis dude scatter! My idea nd picture of Shakespeare’s Romeo.

    *clears throat nd starts to sing*
    Come What may……..
    Come what may……….
    I will love you…….
    Until my dying days….

    If only she didn’t die.

    Anyways, on d dick matter. Everybody won’t flaunt naa. Some ppl still understand that there is more to life than dick size nd sex unlike some other peeps I know that bank/live on that.

    *clears throat again*
    King of Kings!
    Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
    Lord of Lords!
    Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
    And he shall reign for ever nd ever!
    Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

    • Dennis Macauley
      February 04, 06:01 Reply

      Kryxx Moulin Rouge was one of my fav movies eva! But you will not make heaven because of this halleluya chorus you are singing

      • KyrxxX
        February 04, 07:18 Reply

        *Jumps on Dennis nd Clings tightly*

        *Singing Jon BonJovi*
        Am(We r) on a highway to hell……….

      • Lord II
        February 04, 16:38 Reply

        Thanx Dennis for helping me remind him ooo!

      • chestnut
        February 04, 06:40 Reply

        @Pete: No,not subtle at all…I aint mad at him though; carry on,Kryxxx, u have my

    • Mercury
      February 04, 07:21 Reply

      @ KryxxX, the shade of it all.

    • trystham
      February 04, 08:13 Reply

      You squealed? My mental image of you just got SHATTERED!!! Choi!!! Where are the men on this blog eeeee

      • KryxxX
        February 04, 09:01 Reply

        Ah ah! Tryst dear, There r those “awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww” moments u just can’t resist squealing over! I can’t help it biko!
        Going through one now over that “Sade” song by AdekunleGold. The guy covered OneD’s story of my life. Awesome!

      • Max
        February 04, 10:49 Reply

        Shurrup @Trystham.. If you’re looking for a “REAL” man, why don’t you go and find a conductor or a panel beater..

      • Mercury
        February 04, 15:43 Reply

        Hahahahahahaaaa, I see someone likes em rough necks…..trystham need a big ole, Corn fed guy to manhandle him.

    • Samurai
      February 04, 10:51 Reply

      KryxxX! KryxxX!! KryxxX!!!
      How many times did I call you?

      All these evil people on KD. Lol.

  3. Max
    February 04, 05:47 Reply

    Now I need to find me those movies..
    Ive always had a tiny crush on him. I like the way he talks..
    I’m shocked he’s hung..for a brief dude.

  4. Lord II
    February 04, 06:16 Reply

    ….wait! U pipols are excited over hung WHITE guys???? Hmmm and we hung black dudes are what?? Ah never mind I know the answer to that…irresistible! Yup I said it!

    • pinkpanthertb
      February 04, 06:22 Reply

      There are hung black dudes who are irresistible, and there are hung black dudes that are…well, just there.

      • Dennis Macauley
        February 04, 06:31 Reply

        ****groping around in the dark****

        Wait what happened to the lights, I cannot see

      • JArch
        February 04, 07:12 Reply

        Sweetie I owe you lunch for this comment

      • KyrxxX
        February 04, 07:15 Reply

        And some ppl will now say am shady abi?
        Pinky da Booty Queen! I hail thee from afar!

        *Goes Back to singing*
        Whatever my Lord have said……
        Must come to pass…………

    • Max
      February 04, 06:28 Reply

      @Lord, you?. Been there done that… We’ve moved on.. I think you should too..

    • chestnut
      February 04, 06:48 Reply

      King, sometimes I really hope u’re just joking when u make a big deal out of…everything u make a big deal out of. Why is always so important to u to reiterate some aspects of ur person at ANY given (and even ungiven) opportunity?
      P.S: I hope u’re not gonna accuse me of being jealous now,and ask me to whip out my dick for comparisons…*rme*

      • chestnut
        February 04, 07:10 Reply

        Dennis, Kim gets more fame,and therefore more money from her nakedness,so there’s a defined goal in that case. But in that “other” case…I just don’t understand…it’s still not clear to me.

      • Mercury
        February 04, 07:57 Reply

        Its sad and laughable really, the attention seeking is on another level, I mean guys when you got nothing smart to say to make people notice you, just bring up you Weiner….old papa youngie be trying to feel funky…..even this one dey count himself put for hung black guys.

    • Khaleesi
      February 04, 14:34 Reply

      For the first time i totally agree with you @Lord!!!

      • Max
        February 04, 15:37 Reply

        Because he’s black??? You racist

  5. Absalom
    February 04, 06:17 Reply

    Colin: “Hope you don’t mind, I hope you don’t mind, that I put down in words, how wonderful life is…”

    Me: “…now we’ve heard Ewan is hung!” 🙂

  6. Masked Man
    February 04, 06:25 Reply

    Why are they staring into each other’s eyes passionately?

  7. Gad
    February 04, 06:30 Reply

    oh Lord! Proud of penis size? Chai,what wont human beings be ashamed of saying publicly these days?

    • chestnut
      February 04, 06:58 Reply

      Wait, when u say “Lord” in reference to pride in penile-size, do u mean “Lord”,or do u mean…”Lord”?

      • KyrxxX
        February 04, 07:09 Reply

        Oya Chestnut! Dey go work oh! Looking for trouble here nd there! Nd ur type sounds like all dis small ppl wey no dey gree #SmallPepperTinz! Lol!

      • chestnut
        February 04, 07:15 Reply

        Lol Kryxx,so u don’t need closure? The statement is ambiguos and could be interpreted in two ways,that’s why I asked cos I know it’ll bug me for the rest of the day if I don’t find closure.

    • Lord II
      February 04, 16:47 Reply

      Awww common max I ain’t just proud am LOUD about it!!! Who knows sef maybe my dick is just one small tiny thingy…maybe u guys should have figured that out by now abi!

      • Lord II
        February 04, 16:48 Reply

        Ah my bad my keypad said max when I meant to say Gad…and that’s me thinking with my dickhead again pshewwww!

        • Gad
          February 04, 19:12 Reply

          I love your sense of humour

  8. pinkpanthertb
    February 04, 06:39 Reply

    Hahahahahahahaa @rip each other apart n turn into zombies. Max, thats going down in 2016. Lets not be hasty

  9. Max
    February 04, 06:48 Reply

    Oh 2016, noted.. I wonder what kind of Zombie I’ll be. Haven’t thought that far ahead yet.

  10. Dennis Macauley
    February 04, 06:54 Reply

    I will be a harley davidson riding, leather wearing zombie! No questions asked

  11. chestnut
    February 04, 07:06 Reply

    Ewan Mcgregor? I’m sorry,but “Meh”…he doesn’t look much taller than Iyanya; it would be like trying to make love to a child. Speaking of cock, who else noticed that his hair in that pix makes him look like a COCKerel?(Purely coincidence,I’m sure,lol).
    He should thank Moulin Rouge for making him relevant…*rides away on bicycle*

  12. Mercury
    February 04, 07:18 Reply

    They look like lovers in this picture……I loved Ewan Mcgregor in I Love U Philip Morris, one of his lines in stuck with me forever….. When he said to Jim Carrie ” enough talk, let’s fuck” I died. They didn’t show his PENIS tho.

  13. KyrxxX
    February 04, 07:27 Reply

    Nara Ise there Mr Max! That movie nd those songs gets me squealing like a gal nd sweating in all d right nd wrong places! Thank God I love watching movies alone, I would have being “outted” myself cos of moulin rouge!

    *back to singing*
    And there is no mountain too high….
    No river too wide….
    Sing out this song nd I’ll b there by ur side…
    Stormclouds may gather nd stars may collide…
    But I will love you…
    Until d end of time!

    Awwwwwwwwwwww! Y can’t I sing! Project fame audition judges would have been blown away!

    • Gad
      February 04, 09:51 Reply

      Where is Deola?

        • Gad
          February 04, 18:04 Reply

          Naa. I’m not a fan of movies especially Hollywood . I’m sure he can’t chant a psalm or tell me stories behind any great hymn.

  14. tobby
    February 04, 09:29 Reply


    • Mercury
      February 04, 15:48 Reply

      Nope, he just loves to play gay roles, that’s what all em tabloids be saying.

      • Brian Collins
        February 05, 16:37 Reply

        Olumo has got nothing on that rock u been living under. Ewan is not gay just as pinky is not.

  15. Colossus
    February 04, 10:30 Reply

    It’s not surprising most of us remember him from Moulin Rouge, musicals were made for gay men.
    If Broadway ever came to Nigeria, that would the the no.1 place to meet men.

    • Max
      February 04, 10:54 Reply

      Exactly…I wouldn’t mind being an actor… If all acting is Broadway.. ☺

    • pinkpanthertb
      February 04, 12:15 Reply

      Hahahahahahahaa!!! The Nigerian staple gay career will shift from hairdressing and event catering to musicals

      • Colossus
        February 04, 12:30 Reply

        Wait, event catering? Really? I’m moving with the wrong crowd

      • Max
        February 04, 12:31 Reply

        Event gini? Ummmmm. Maybe I’m not in Nigeria. ***checks on surrounding**

      • Ace
        February 04, 12:51 Reply

        Hahahaha pinky! True that.

      • Gad
        February 04, 18:08 Reply

        Bia Pinky, must you say it? Hian

  16. Max
    February 04, 10:46 Reply

    I almost went for audition for one of the talent shows… Thank God I didn’t.
    And @Kryxx, I like watching movies alone too. Keeps me immersed the whole time..I hate distractions while watching a movie.. I like hearing every single word and seeing every single action.

  17. Khaleesi
    February 04, 14:31 Reply

    Uncut white cock with its pinkish-red tip so transparent you can see the blood coursing through the veins … ***BBM not interested face*** rolls eyes from Warri to Warsaw***
    Biko give me a thick hefty black dick with a fat vein on the top and a nice thick black head and you’ve made my day!! Yassss!!!

    • Max
      February 04, 15:38 Reply

      Not even a pink or red head at least??

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