Judge Tosses Lawsuit By Woman Suing ‘All Homosexuals’ On Behalf Of Jesus
A federal judge has dismissed a woman’s lawsuit which she filed against all gay people, for Jesus’ sake.
The Christian woman from Nebraska last week filed a lawsuit against the entire group of “homosexuals” in America, in her role as Ambassador for the plaintiffs, namely, “God, and His, Son, Jesus Christ.”
Sylvia Driskell, 66, filed her seven-page handwritten lawsuit in the “United State District Court of Omaha,” asking the federal court to determine, “Is Homosexuality a sin, or not a sin.”
The lawsuit quotes Leviticus: “God tells his children in Leviticus Chapter 18 verse 22. Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind. It is abomination.” The lawsuit also quoted Romans I and “Jenesis.” And it concludes with these time-honored questions:
‘Why are judges passing laws, so sinners can break religious and moral laws?
‘Will all the judges of this Nation judge God to be a (sic) lier?
‘For God has said; that all unrighteousness is sin, and that homosexuality is abomination.’
But it seems Driskell will not have her day in court.
Judge John Gerrard, according to the Omaha World-Herald, has dismissed her case, without even a hearing. “The United States Federal Courts were created to resolve actual cases and controversies arising under the Constitution and the laws of the United States,” Judge Gerrard wrote in his ruling. “A federal court is not a forum for debate or discourse on theological matters.”
Needless to say, the news of the lawsuit prompted hilarious responses on social media, like this from the Almighty God himself:
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11 Comments
Ringlana
May 09, 09:06Pinky Such a B**ch I. Saw this yesterday and a Knew it gona Bounce here,About the Woman? Jus relax she’s gona die soon. #tongueout
Philip
May 09, 09:11That suit shouldn’t be admitted in the first place.
That woman should be arrested for homophobic action.
Ringlana
May 09, 09:22She’s Mentally Deranged,needs to be checked
Sinnex
May 09, 09:33Some Americans never ceases to amaze me. They are so enlightened to the extent of being mentally deranged.
pinkpanthertb
May 09, 09:37Who told you this woman is enlightened? She’s clearly not. No enlightened person would be so obviously obtuse.
Oluwadamilare Okoro
May 09, 11:05LOL
I guess we can all now say we have been sued once… wait. Is it only homosexuals in USA?
Oluwadamilare Okoro
May 09, 11:10He deserves a blowjob while drinking.
Ruby
May 09, 12:08@ 66 n you are this jobless.
B***h puhleeeeeeeeease
Start working on your funeral arrangements and will *if you have any that is* and stop being a nuisance
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Khaleesi
May 09, 15:29I admire America and all their liberties, but sometimes people take things too far! That haggard bitch deserves to be stripped of her US citizenship and deported str8 to Nigeria so she can come muck around in the filth with her fellow deranged homophobes … rolls eyes from Neni to Nebraska ….
Mitch
May 09, 16:41Are you frigging kidding me? This old bat needs to be tossed into a mental home.