Man Crush Monday: Nathan Owens

Man Crush Monday: Nathan Owens

In case I wasn’t already anticipating Devious Maids Season 3, a silent KDian, Flakes, just gave me reason to.

The reason is a new addition to the show named Nathan Owens.

When Flakes told me about his new crush, I googled him and said, “He’s hot.” Flakes countered with, “He’s the heat.” I had to agree with him. I mean, check him out below, he can prune my gardens anytime, any day.nathan-owens-shirtless-devious-maids

But before I get ahead of myself, he’s sadly not my man crush. He belongs to Flakes. And his thirst was slobbering all over my BBM as he gushed over Owens: ‘He smiles like an angel, like he’s from the future. He’s carved like a Greek god. And anytime he’s videoed from behind, all I see is him bending over for lunch with my mouth on his cakes. He’s just beautiful.’

Lol. Thirst can make a brother wax lyrical sha.

Check on more pics of Nathan Owens below.Nathan Owens 02Nathan Owens 03Nathan Owens 08Nathan Owens 05Nathan Owens 09Nathan Owens 10tumblr_nphu7hEIpf1tb8iyko1_500

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  1. ken
    August 03, 07:06 Reply

    Oh lawd! This just ruins this week’s resolution
    *rushes for lube while reciting hail mary*

    • kacee
      August 03, 07:57 Reply

      Hehehehehe, oga ken this morning

  2. Griffin
    August 03, 07:32 Reply

    My Jesse St James, he’s my crush too.

  3. Façade
    August 03, 07:37 Reply

    Heat? Oh gawd, he’s a fucking inferno!!!! Somebody pls hand me that man-sandwich

  4. kacee
    August 03, 08:06 Reply

    Omg, he is so cute but i’m still sticking too Matt Cedeno (l love latinos)

  5. Deola
    August 03, 08:21 Reply

    My name is Deola and i approve this post

    • Pink Panther
      August 03, 08:22 Reply

      LOL. I’m guessing you have seen him in action on the series?

      • Deola
        August 03, 08:42 Reply

        Oh I have seen him in action alright. I have probably read all his tweets and liked all his pictures on instagram but who is keeping track??? 🙂

        • Pink Panther
          August 03, 08:44 Reply

          Oh you take your research duties very seriously. Hahahahahaa

  6. KryxxX
    August 03, 08:38 Reply

    **Fanning flushed face nd squealing like a banshee** Somebody save me!!!!! Oh my Gawd! Oh my Gawd! Oh my Gawd! Oh my Gawd! Oh my Gawd! Oh my Gawd! Oh my Gawd!

    • KryxxX
      August 03, 09:09 Reply

      **Exhales deeply** Phew! Now am calm!
      Latino Brother is so foine! He can have me anywhere, anyway nd everywhere! Damn!
      **snaps fingers** He can prune my legs, my thighs, my ass, my pubes, my head, my eyebrows nd even my lashes! We can even extend to my non-existent facial hairs!
      Smh! Yeah, I know am a hoe……….but am a hoe for you bae! #BlackAndLatinoRocks

      • Pink Panther
        August 03, 09:20 Reply

        Hahahahahahahahaa!!! This Kryxxx is certifiable, aswear.

        • Sian
          August 03, 09:27 Reply

          Certifiable aburo nke obele

      • Sian
        August 03, 09:24 Reply

        Chai,ndo
        @kacee,what’s MM got to do with anything here?.

    • kacee
      August 03, 09:09 Reply

      Hehehehehe MM where are u o?

      • Masked Man
        August 03, 11:51 Reply

        Someone called my name.

        For this guy, I’ll read the dictionary from front cover to back cover.

        For this guy, I’ll carry placards to Aso Rock.

        Oh well, sexy can’t get any more perfect.
        I just can’t say much. I just Kent.
        Lemme goan a talk him on IG.

          • Masked Man
            August 03, 12:14 Reply

            My dear, just returning from a lovers’ weekend getaway.

            • Pink Panther
              August 03, 12:19 Reply

              A weekend getaway, huh? Did u perchance meet Uti and Alex there? 😀

              • Masked Man
                August 03, 12:22 Reply

                Getting sandwiched between those two is a weekend to look forward to.
                But this wasn’t any less.

            • kacee
              August 03, 12:57 Reply

              Wow, i’ve missed u MM, PP left me hanging yesterday after asking me if i stay in lagos, mtchewww

              • Pink Panther
                August 03, 13:30 Reply

                Chai. Kacee, mbok no vex. In fact let’s you, me, MM n Max organize an orgy — sorry, hangout

                • Masked Man
                  August 03, 13:40 Reply

                  PeePee, well done oh.
                  Lol.
                  That would be nice.

  7. Flakes
    August 03, 10:29 Reply

    Thank you Thank you, lady and gentlemen…. NOTICE : please y’all should stay off my man to avaoid acid and hot water baptism. N/B: drooling without touching is allowed.

    • KryxxX
      August 03, 11:15 Reply

      **Claps hand in Amebo style**

      Hian! Your man? Na obodo ebe? In which village? Inukwa akuko ifo!

      That hot piece of man candy is public property till u put a ring on him or better still d chains of hedes! Not like it matters anyways cos when am done throwing my LEGENDARY CURVES @ him, he wouldnt even bat an eyelid @ u again!
      Ndi man!

      **singing**
      My milkshake brings all d boys to d yard…. Yeah right! Its better than yours! Awwwwwwwwwwwww!

      • kacee
        August 03, 13:03 Reply

        Eh eh tell me sumtin kryxxx, ” LEGENDARY CURVES” hmmmmm, wait o what is milkshake? I hope it’s not…. No it can’t be.

  8. Max
    August 03, 11:17 Reply

    Good God almighty.. This is the best man crsuh I’ve seen in a while.
    Perfect spec
    Perfect skin tone
    Perfect smile
    Perfect body

    Demmit.

  9. Ruby
    August 03, 11:36 Reply

    Aye Caramba!
    I’m taken buh *Bae forgive moi for this*
    This Child Foooooooiiiiiiinnnnnnneeee.

  10. ambivalentone
    August 03, 11:59 Reply

    It was on the tip of my lips to hate…but he is fine!!! Lord, when will u answer me too?

      • ambivalentone
        August 03, 14:00 Reply

        It seems my prayers will be answered sooner than I imagined then. Google ‘pogona’ bitch

        • Tiercel de Claron
          August 03, 14:14 Reply

          Bitch?.Isn’t that your title,Trys?.
          Btw,I was furthering your prayer along

          • ambivalentone
            August 03, 16:31 Reply

            Tiercella de Clarissa, maybe mine’s bitch, but yours is ‘I-poke-my-nose-where-its-not-wanted Bitch. Thank you for the ‘furtherance’ but I bet my prayers will do just fine on their own.

  11. Khaleesi
    August 03, 16:16 Reply

    Holy sweet mother of God! He’s unbelievably gorgeous!!! I dont care that he isnt black! These are the kinds of men i pray would catch me in a dark alley on a lonely dark night, I’ll stuff my own hanky into my own mouth and handcuff my own hands to the wall — take me, take me baby – to cloud 9; I’ll shoot dead any cop that comes by to nose around and pour oil in my juice!!!

  12. Kester
    August 03, 21:13 Reply

    PP you are wicked o. And I was busy fantasizing over David McIntosh this last month, while you conspired to hide this cutie. Please David doesn’t hold a candle to this guy. I am so Facebooking, instagraming, whatsupping, tangoing, world wide webbing this dude, thanks kitodiaries you just created a stalker.

  13. Brian Collins
    August 03, 21:31 Reply

    See all these beeshes, yes including you Flakes. Y’all should just take a trip to the Dark side of the moon.
    This right here is who i roll with.

    • Flakes
      August 03, 23:09 Reply

      Huh? Roll with keh? After I’ve dug him up, dusted and cleansed him,all for my keeps. Biko go sidon for back fes….I don’t share, yes! I’m that stingy, don’t bite me, I already have my baby biter, or rather pruner *winks*. *busy oggling and kissing my Nathan everywhere necessary and pleasurable! Beeshes can die!

  14. kelly
    August 03, 23:34 Reply

    Hmmmmmm, he could it, all of it

  15. OfficialKamsy
    August 04, 18:20 Reply

    Eeelhhhmm!
    like
    Awwwwwwwwh
    Can’t even types well again…am lost under Nathan Owens arms

    He’s amaziiiiiiîiing

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