Morning Humour II
LMAO! That’s it! I just can’t.
PS: Khaleesi, Iluvmua, you both should just know that Dennis (who gave me this picture) told me in the strictest confidence (which I’m about to betray) that the Drag Queen pen best suits you. There, my amebo work is done. #dropsmic #sauntersoff
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Chizzie
September 03, 06:17so in the gay context, Haram is a top and several bottoms? *scribbles down on note pad viciously*
sensuousensei
September 03, 06:19I laughed out loud when I got to the pedophile one. LOL!
Dennis Macauley
September 03, 06:26@Iluvuma and Khaleesi, erm In my defence I had a few drinks when I said that!
@Pinky I shall deal with you in due course
pinkpanthertb
September 03, 06:31Hshshahaaa! By all means, spank me.
Fabb
September 03, 06:30Morning humour indeed.
chestnut
September 03, 06:36Oh Lawd!!!! Dis is fucking hilarious! LMAO. Dennis and pinkie, u both are so wrong for dis…y’all are definitely riding to hell on big black unicorn! The “over-sized”, “pedophile”, “morning-after pill” did me in! LWkmd. “The orgy” nko?…*dead*
Ruby
September 03, 06:37*singing in princess Jasmine’s Voice* “A whole new world… A new fantastic point of view… But from way up here, its crystal clear… That Sex has got a new meaning with ƔU̶̲̥̅̊
pinkpanthertb
September 03, 06:40Hahahahaaa. Ruby you won’t kee me this morning
Ruby
September 03, 06:40Btw @Pinky n @Dennis, thanks 4 showing ♍e̶̲̥̅̊ a new perspective to sex. I’m reallyy grateful… Mwah
chestnut
September 03, 06:42Now when I get to work today,I’ll be looking at all d pens in d office with “side-eye”…I won’t even be able to put two (or more) pens together without feeling like a pervo-creepo…lol
pinkpanthertb
September 03, 06:44Lmao. My eternal apologies for ruining what your penis…sorry, pen is to you, Chestie
chestnut
September 03, 07:42Hahaha…I see what u did there *wink*
Remy Dubois
September 03, 06:51Hahahahha…OMG…I need a blue pen right now…
King
September 03, 07:10Oooh I do so love the minajetua pic….Ah…what pleasure memories flooding back!!!
chestnut
September 03, 07:45I’m guessing u mean 3 BLUE pens? Cos all I see in d menage a trois pics above are two blue pens and one red, or two red pens and one blue,lol.
Neon
September 03, 20:07Menage a trois… You mean?
john
September 03, 07:26Pink u will not kill me, lmao..
trystham
September 03, 07:28Errr…can someone kindly explain the drag queen part???
The undersize is so not fair. It was like a color pencil playing at being an adult
enKayced
September 03, 09:39Jisox!!!!
I have been laughing for the past 5 minutes and my neighbors think i’m most probably high seeing as today is my day off.
http://Www.Oversized,Pedophile,Orgy.dats all!
Khaleesi
September 03, 09:57hahahhahahahaaaa, Pinky!!!! The bisexual pen got me rolling on the floor
@Dennis, bitch!!! that drag pen is ugly nau, even if i were to drag it would be in fabulous, silky, long, flowing premium peruvian hair … of course with a tight short skirt to show off my legs and the tallest pair of bright red heels i can find … duh!!
pinkpanthertb
September 03, 10:51Hahahahahahaa! How…em, bright and brazen of you Khaleesi 🙂
lluvmua
September 03, 12:07*cat walks into dennis office withs red hills , indian hair,macro skirt and crop top* *chewing bubble gum* dennis lol * I love been a drag queen for u dear* *winks* #crush
lluvmua
September 03, 12:10*heels*
Vikany
September 03, 20:01LMAO…..yall ain’t alright…..that bisexual pen is so on point.