Photo: Helen Mirren Wants To Die
All these females will just hiarandia and death will be hungrying them.
They’ll just be looking for early retirement from this life.
Let me just siddon and be looking at them.
And just be looking.
Just siddoning and looking.
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12 Comments
Magdiva
May 10, 07:19Idris Elba is bae ??
Like I’d sell my first born just for a night ???
Pink Panther
May 10, 09:04Hahahahahahahaa!!! Magdiva, you’re such a hoe.
ambivalentone
May 10, 08:21Looool @ early retirement.
But I have looked, looked and looked at this uncle, and I find nothing remotely attractive about him. NOTHING. So WHY? Am I blind?
Pink Panther
May 10, 08:59Yes. You are. Go and receive sight like Arya Stark.
Magdiva
May 11, 07:14Blasphemy!!!!! ??
But that’s good though. One less competition. Lol
Terra
May 10, 08:41Loool, your chill is on -10
Richard Moore
May 10, 09:14Madam Helen is not the only one looking for retirement from this life because of Idris Elba.
And just to be clear, HE’S MINE!
Pink Panther
May 10, 09:22*barely glancing at the ranting side chick*
kacee
May 10, 09:32The picture of the Cat filing his/her nail is hilarious.
Khaleesi
May 10, 14:41Idris is hot, – I’d like him much more uf he was 10 – 15 years younger though …
Delle
May 10, 15:10Boris Kodjo all the way! *flings Idris into the Sambisa forest*
Tobby
May 10, 15:50*bored and unimpressed *